A sardar went to Pizza Hut

Sardar SMS

A sardar orders pizza cut in four, not eight — because he can not eat eight pieces.

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

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