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A sardar went to Pizza Hut
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
- Pizza always confuses us
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- Sardar was wearing mosquito net
- Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho?
- Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
- Sardar going to shikaar
- Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
- Taxi driver to sardar
- Chemical symbols & sardar
- Sardar on phone:
- Sardar was busy removing a wheel
- On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him
- Nurse, Sardar and blood test
- Sardar proposed a girl......
- 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
- Sardar got job in a telenor call centre
- A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl
- Scientific formula of water by sardar
- Lawyer to sardar
- 1st ever intelligent sardar.
- A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
- Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
- Sardar shopping early
- Examiner taking practical of sardar
- A sardar goes to a restaurant
- Sardar always smile during lightning storms
- Sardar's Leave application
- How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
- Sardar : u will go to jail..
- A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
- Sardar selected a short girl to marry
PIZZA always confuses us: It comes in Square box, When u open it's Round, When u start eating it's Triangle Life is also like Pizza.. Looks something, Appears something & Tastes something...)
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.
Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket why? ? ? ? Saradar replied O jis wich machar nai war sakda goli kithon lange gi
Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna parhay ho? Friend : B.A. Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word parhay, aur woh bhi ulte‚¦
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..
Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler
On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".
NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.
2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"
Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaye, ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p
1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye Sardar bhag k train mein charha or apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: "Me sick, no work" Boss SMS back: "When I am sick I kiss my wife try it" 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: "Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop.....:p
In bio practical: Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it's legs only? Sardar:I don't know. Examiner:You failed, what's your name? Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
A sardar goes to a restaurant and his cell phone rings. Wife: How are you? Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but how did you know where I was?
Q:- Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? A:- They think their picture is being taken.
Sardar's Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look after her, Kindly grant me leave for one day.
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house... still he was in jail.......why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because guru ji told him Musibat jitni choti ho utna acha hai ...:-P