Sardar made a call to the airport

Related SMS

1. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.

2. Can I make a call to my wife?

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

3. This horrible thing is what you call modern art

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

4. 1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)

5. When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer. Miss you...

6. Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.

7. A sardar went to Pizza Hut

A sardar went to Pizza Hut. There he ordered a Pizza. The Waiter asked him: Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied: O 4 hi le aa yaar, 8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

8. Sardar Joined a new job

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"

9. If u have 1 father, call me

If u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers, miss call me. If i m your father, just ignore this message.

10. Call a girl pretty or ugly

"Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!"

11. A man received an unknown call..

A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]

12. 5 seconds after ending a call

If People Could Hear The Next Five Seconds After I Hit End On A Call, I Would Have No Friends...

13. Always call ur loved ones

Always give a call to ur loved ones! No matter how busy u are... This will develop a sense of responsibility and care between u!

14. Plz call me, its urgent

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega

15. Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. I have pass.

16. Missed call to ek bahana hai

Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

17. This was a missed call

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"

18. Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD

Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD, no network or battery problem, always good signal & all messages sent. Make prayer a habit and remember me in your prayer.

19. Sardar going to shikaar

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

20. Taxi driver to sardar

Taxi driver to sardar:- Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

21. Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..

22. I call you my soulmate

My Dear, I've No Words Or Letters To Flow But When Holding The Pen Just Your Face Comes Through... In The Battle Of Life, I Didn't Have Even A Knife And Since I Had No Option Except To Go, I Walked And Walked Until I Met You To Tell About You There's No Words, I […]

23. Chemical symbols & sardar

Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium? Sardar: BA Professor:For sodium? Sardar: NA Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined? Sardar: BANANA

24. Sardar was busy removing a wheel

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

25. On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him, "Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?" Sardar : "Ya sure, from landline or mobile".

26. Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

27. Nurse, Sardar and blood test

NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH after BLOOD TEST. THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING . NURSE:y r u DANCING. SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

28. AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous

29. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.

30. Sardar proposed a girl......

Sardar proposed a girl...... Girl said am 1 yr elder to u....... Sardar said Oye no problem soniye I'll marry u next year.

31. A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"

32. Scientific formula of water by sardar

Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water? Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o. Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that? Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!

33. Lawyer to sardar

Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaye, ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p