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This horrible thing is what you call modern art
Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
- Modern Proposal in Mobile Era
- Have a horrible day without water
- Most romantic horrible scene
- Sardar made a call to the airport
- Sardar got job in a telenor call centre
- Lovely & Horrible days in my life
- When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.
- If u have 1 father, call me
- Call a girl pretty or ugly
- Modern definition of will power
- Can I make a call to my wife?
- A man received an unknown call..
- 5 seconds after ending a call
- Always call ur loved ones
- Plz call me, its urgent
- Missed call to ek bahana hai
- This was a missed call
- Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD
- I call you my soulmate
- AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute
- Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.
- 1st ever intelligent sardar.
- 3 ways to break d mirror
- U r so cute and dashing
- Behavior is a mirror
- Reflection Canâ€™t Be Changed
- Birthday wishes to you, I do send.
- Is that a sun or moon
- Sardar filed an application 4 divorce
- What's love? Responsibility ? Game ? or Dream ?
- Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
- What 1 question would you ask?
- Modern Proposal in Mobile Era- Sweet Heart, I Want To Spend The Rest Of My Battery Life With You
Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom, while soap in ur eyes. Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u. Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday...
Q: Wht wud be the most romantic horrible scene? . Ans: A guy is enjoying french kiss with her girlfriend n suddenly she vomits! :-D :-D
Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.
Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : "only exam days"
When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer. Miss you...
If u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers, miss call me. If i m your father, just ignore this message.
"Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!"
Question: What Is Will-Power? Ans: It's When You See 10 Notification, 20 msg & 30 Friend Reqeust on facebook, And Still You Click . . . . . LOGOUT
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]
If People Could Hear The Next Five Seconds After I Hit End On A Call, I Would Have No Friends...
Always give a call to ur loved ones! No matter how busy u are... This will develop a sense of responsibility and care between u!
Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega
Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"
Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD, no network or battery problem, always good signal & all messages sent. Make prayer a habit and remember me in your prayer.
My Dear, I've No Words Or Letters To Flow But When Holding The Pen Just Your Face Comes Through... In The Battle Of Life, I Didn't Have Even A Knife And Since I Had No Option Except To Go, I Walked And Walked Until I Met You To Tell About You There's No Words, I […]
AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back."
1st ever intelligent sardar. Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? sardar: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything:-)
In 3 ways u can break d mirror‚¦ 1.throw stone at d mirror 2. throw de mirror on d floor. 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth‚¦.
Don't stand too much in front of MIRROR. Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U Coz U r so Cute & Dashing.. 4 more JOKES recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)
Behavior is a mirror in which every one displays his own image Reflections can't be changed, by changing a mirror.!
"Behavior" Is A Mirror In Which Everyone, Displays His Own Image Always Try To Build Your Respectable Image Because Reflection Canâ€™t Be Changed By Changing The Mirror __ !!
Congratulations to you, my old friend, Birthday wishes to you, I do send. You look good for your age, I could say, But you look good to me any day. When I look in the mirror, I sigh, 'Cause I know the mirror doesn't lie. You're aging like me, so you surely can see That […]
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar : Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies : Oye ! No idea‚¦Im new to this city..
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied : Ok! We will apply next year.
Whats love? Those who don't like it call it a responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't hv it call it a dream. And for me its U.
Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train. Friend: Y? Sardar: Got upper berth. Friend: Y didnt u exchanged? Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 exchange in the lower birth..
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Suppose im hypnotised for a minute. . . . . Im under ur control, and u can ask me one question. What will u ask? Reply me fast.