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1. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.

2. God ko miss call karna hai

A baby is born and immediately asks the nurse for a phone — to send God a missed call confirming safe arrival on earth. 1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: "Mobile hai kya ?" Nurse boli - hai, lekin karega kya ? Baccha: kuch khaas nahi, sirf God ko Miss call karna hai.... […]

3. If u have 1 father, call me

If u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers, miss call me. If i m your father, just ignore this message.

4. When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer. Miss you...

5. Aap ki miss call aur pyar

Each small sign of attention — a missed call, a text, a meeting — brings a different level of joy, but your love makes every single day worth living. Aap ki 1 MISS CALL ek din ki khushi Aap ka 1 SMS 1 week ki khushi Aap ki 1 CALL 1 month ki khushi Aap […]

6. This was a missed call

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"

7. Call a girl pretty or ugly

"Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!"

8. Can I make a call to my wife?

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

9. A man received an unknown call..

A man received an unknown call.. Girl : hello do you have a gf?? Man : no, who are you darling? Girl : M ur girl friend Diana, hate u Again man got a call Girl : do u have a gf?? Man : yes darling Girl : m ur wife Alice, hate u Man […]

10. Always call ur loved ones

Always give a call to ur loved ones! No matter how busy u are... This will develop a sense of responsibility and care between u!

11. 5 seconds after ending a call

If People Could Hear The Next Five Seconds After I Hit End On A Call, I Would Have No Friends...

12. This horrible thing is what you call modern art

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

13. Missed call to ek bahana hai

Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

14. Sardar made a call to the airport

Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

15. Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD

Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD, no network or battery problem, always good signal & all messages sent. Make prayer a habit and remember me in your prayer.

16. I call you my soulmate

My Dear, I've No Words Or Letters To Flow But When Holding The Pen Just Your Face Comes Through... In The Battle Of Life, I Didn't Have Even A Knife And Since I Had No Option Except To Go, I Walked And Walked Until I Met You To Tell About You There's No Words, I […]

17. AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous

18. Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor

A list of creative zoo-animal insults delivered as a fake disclaimer: don't actually say these to anyone, it would hurt feelings. Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor, Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

19. Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi

A mock-poetic insult dressed in Urdu verse before landing on the complaint that one person like you was already too many. Arz kia hay, Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, . . . . Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

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22. I love your smile

A compliment about your smile with an insult hiding in the color choice. Ultimate insult.. I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . . . My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

23. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say

A baby monkey asks its mother why it's so ugly — mom says be grateful, and points the real insult at whoever's reading the message. aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say: maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur, usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai

24. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai .

A Sardar restaurant joke where the waiter's answers about a chicken's missing body parts become progressively pointed — the last one landing the real insult. Sardar-Murghey di tang kithe hai . Waiter-Murga Langda si. Sardar-Isda dil kithe hai. Waiter-Murghi lay gai. Sardar-Isda dimagh kithey hai.. Waiter-Murga sardar si

25. Headlights and wipers

A road accident joke where headlights and wipers become a miscommunication. After an accident, A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights & told u 2 go by side. Santa: I also started d wipers & said No, no..No no. :D

26. Dus bahanay kar k lay gaya DIL

1 - Smoking 2 - Drinking 3 - Drugs 4 - Tension 5 - Chicken 6 - Muttun 7 - Oily Food 8 - Masala 9 - Obesity 10 - Pollution = HEART ATTACK ise kehte hain Dus bahanay kar k lay gaya DIL - HEART ATTACK

27. Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho?

Sardar drives faster because his brakes have failed — rushing home to get there before an accident happens. Sardarni: Ji 2si gaddi eni tej kyu bhja rahe ho? Sardar: Areh,gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai, is sey pehley k accident ho jae, jaldi jaldi ghar pohunchain gay!

28. Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai

A wish-fulfillment SMS that builds to a romantic moment of long phone calls — then the real wish: that your balance runs out first. Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai, Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai, Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain, Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho […]

29. mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

Advice on staying calm when people insult you with any number of names — until they call you beautiful, which crosses a line. Log aapko BURA kahe dont mind PAGAL kahe ghussa nahi hona JAHIL kahe tou bhi kool rehna or agr KHUBSURAT kahe tou mun pai aik thappar marna mazaq ki bhi koi had […]

30. U are the best incident in my life

Something expected is called an incident.. Something unexpected is an accident.. Ur an accident in my life, which is d ever best incident in my life..

31. Could u fax me ur photo

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

32. Excellent road sentence

An Excellent RoAd sentence Written on National Highway: Go Slow, Unless U Have An Urgent Appointment With God!

33. What's love? Responsibility ? Game ? or Dream ?

Whats love? Those who don't like it call it a responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't hv it call it a dream. And for me its U.