Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Insult SMS

A list of creative zoo-animal insults delivered as a fake disclaimer: don't actually say these to anyone, it would hurt feelings.

Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

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