Accounts k student ki gaalian

Hindi Funny SMS

An accounting student insults someone entirely in financial terminology: bounced cheque, bad debt, dishonoured bill, net loss.

Accounts k student ki gaali:-

Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,

tu paida kion howa ?

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