Gharib khandan per essay

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11. Anmol na thay..!

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15. beta aik acha sa jhoot bolo

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16. Kaisi bachon si baatain kartay ho

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17. Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?

Us nay kaha kon ho Tum? Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya? Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari Us ne kaha kartey ho kya? Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya? Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi Us nay kaha chatey ho kya? Main nay kaha Mohabbat […]

18. Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin

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19. us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari

us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari us ne kaha dekhtay kia ho main nay kaha soorat tumhari us ne kaha karte ho kia main nay kaha ibadat tumhari us ne kaha kafir ho kia main nay kaha ye hi sahi us ne kaha chahtey ho kia main nay kaha muhabbat […]

20. Aftari main sirf tumhari kami thi

Suno! Aaj Aftari mein samose bi thay pakoray bi thay sharbat bhi tha kele bhi the saib bhi the angoor bhi the Khujoor bhi thi bas aik tumhari kami thi Kharboozay!

21. Udaasi ka .....

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22. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

23. Pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

1 jinaza ja raha tha bohut say log sath ja rahay thay 1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

24. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

25. Larki ki maa mang lon:p

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

26. 1 ghar main twins paida howay

1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao.. hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.

27. Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha

Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha, dharti ko moot aye to dafnao kaha, sagar main leher uthe to chupao kaha, ap jese dost ki yaad aye to jao kaha.

28. Itne kum marks..??

Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay...!!

29. barbad ho gaye bari saadgi say hum

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30. Baap, izzat se idhar aa!

Boy to father: ¢â‚¬Å“Baap idhar aa¢â‚¬Â. Mother:¢â‚¬ÂAise nahin bolte beta, Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai¢â‚¬Â Boy: ¢â‚¬Å“Baap, izzat se idhar aa!¢â‚¬Â.

31. Wo phir se mil gaya to phir...?

Ye dard mit gaya to phir? Ye zakhm sil gaya to phir...? Bichhar kar sochta hoon main, Wo phir se mil gaya to phir...? Main titliyon k shehar mein, Rahoon to mujh ko fiker hai... Wo phool jo khila nahi, Wo phool khil gaya to phir...? Tujhe bhi kuch nahi mila, Mujhe bhi kuch nahi […]

32. Kese Bhool Gaya WO

Kese Bhoool gaya wo guzre huwe din Lagta nahi tha us ka dil mere bin Dosto se kaha karta tha wo b, Kiya ye b ji sakta hai mere bin Mazaq ban jaya karta tha jo Doston mein khud ko tanha samjta tha wo mere bin Isse hade diwangi kahoon ya pagalpan tasawar me wo […]

33. Ek LARKI Ki DUA

Ek LARKI Ki DUA Kasam Se Her Larkay Ko Bhola Dongi, Sabhi Ki Tasveren Jala Don Gi, Ek Tum Hi Raho Gay Is Dil Mein, Balance Dalwa Do Tumhy Dua Doun Gi