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1. 10 marks in an exam

Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, When it reaches […]

2. Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se

Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se, Wah wah wah? arz kia he Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se, k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se

3. Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna....

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna.... ullo ko raat,;-( Dentist ko daant,:-D gadhe ko laat,:-p gharib ko gaddi,B-) kuttay ko haddi aur Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha

4. Memon ka beta & girl friend

Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

5. Susti ki intiha

susti ki intiha, Boy:papa aik glass paani de do Papa:khud le lo Boy:plz de do naa Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

6. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

7. Larki ki maa mang lon:p

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

8. Phir bhi aap nay door samajh liya

Khamosh thay hum to magroor samaj liya, Chup hai hum to majboor samaj liya, Yehi aap ki khushnasibi hai ke hum itne qarib hain, Phir bhi aap nay door samajh liya.

9. Tanhaayiyon kay shehar mein ikk ghar banaa liya

Tanhaayiyon kay shehar mein ikk ghar banaa liya, Rusvaayiyon ko apna mukaddar banaa liya, Dekha hai yahan pathar ko poojtay hain loag, Iss liye apnay dil ko ham nay pathar banaa liya,

10. Baap, izzat se idhar aa!

Boy to father: ¢â‚¬Å“Baap idhar aa¢â‚¬Â. Mother:¢â‚¬ÂAise nahin bolte beta, Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai¢â‚¬Â Boy: ¢â‚¬Å“Baap, izzat se idhar aa!¢â‚¬Â.

11. Sardar Bunks office

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home. He saw his wife with his boss. He comes back running office and says, 'baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

12. Robot slapping on telling a lie

1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay. Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga Chatakh! Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha Chatakh! Mom:Kia howa? Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay.. Chatakh¢â‚¬Â¦!!!:-)

13. rook kar dikhaye

Teacher:"Mere papa aaj job par gae hain" Iss ka future tense banao! Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge, kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok k dikhae

14. Robot slapping on telling a lie

1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay. Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga Chatakh! Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare jitna tha kabhi jhoot nahin bolta tha Chatakh! Mom:Kia howa? Baap:Yeh chintu jhoot bolta hai MoM:Zahir hy apka hi beta hay.. Chatakh...!!!:-)

15. Love you both MAMA & BABA

Maan thandi chao ha to Baap ghana dharakht, Maan k pairo talay janat ha to Bap k phlu me janat, Maan k baghair ghar suuna ha to Bap k bgair zindagi veraan, Maan mohabat ka darya ha to Baap shafqat ka samandar, Maan tohfa khuda vandi ha to Baap rehmat khudawandi, meri Maan mera fakhar […]

16. Whom do u like more mama or papa

Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa kid: both Papa: no tell me 1. Kid: both Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris. Where u go? Kid: paris Papa: this mean u like ur mother? Kid: no. Paris is beautiful then america Papa: if i go paris & ur […]

17. Sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge. Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai. Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain...

18. Gharib khandan per essay

1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya. Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib, khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi. unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha. bachon k paas purane mobile thay. […]

19. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli "Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti"

20. PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

Papa beti sa:- Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein, Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion? Beti:- Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay

21. Kaisa machis(matchbox) lay k aaya hai

Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Baywaqoof...kaisa machis lay k aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

22. Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain

Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain, Hum apni neend mein tera naam liya karte hain. Jab bhi aayain Hichkiyaan tumhain, Samajh lena hum tumhain yaad kiya karte hain....

23. 1 Police officer bachey se

1 Police officer bachey se: Beta: Kia tumhare abu "Al Qaida" mein hain? Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein . . "Noorani Qaida" pe hoon

24. 2 din pehlay hi eid ka chand dekh lia

Close Ur Eyes And Imagine My Smily Face Have You Done It??? Mubarak ho Aap Ne 5 Din Pehlay Hi Eid Ka Chand Dekh liya‚¦.

25. Jub teri dhun main jiya kertay thay

Jub teri dhun main jiya kertay thay, hum bhi chup chaap phira kertay thay, Aankhon mein pyaas howa kerti thi, Dil mein toofan utha kertay thay, Loog aatay they ghazal sunne ko, Hum teri baat kia kertay thay, Such samajhtay they teray wadon ko, Raat din ghar mein raha kertay thay, Woh bhi kia din […]

26. Hotho se jo choo liya, ehsas ab tak hai

Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain¢â‚¬Â¦ Aur kyo na ho¢â‚¬Â¦ Khayi Bhi to ¢â‚¬Å“HARI Mirchi¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â-hai

27. 1 ghar main twins paida howay

1 Ghar mein TWINS paida huwe to saas ne kaha: mubarik ho! bhala bataao.. hamare pakistan ki halat daikh kar bache bhi duniya mein akele ane se darte hain.

28. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

29. Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya....

Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya... us ki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya.... lehje se uth raha tha har ik dard ka dhuaan... chehra bata raha tha k kuch ganwa diya... aawaz mein thayrao tha aankhoon mein nami thi... or keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya... […]

30. 1 larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai

A boy told his friend, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai". Friend answered: "Sahi se dekh, hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai :-)"

31. A Boy Propose A Cute Girl Sms

A Boy Propose A Cute Girl. Boy:- I Love U Girl:- Tumne Mere Me Kya Dekh Liya Jo Muje Propse Kar Rhe Ho? Boy: Sab Kuch Dekhne K Liye Hi To Propose Kar Raha Hu..

32. Khuwab ab raat bhar nahin aatay

Dost dushman nazar nahin atay Ab to pather bhi ghar nahin atay Sub ko roona mera mazaq lagay Ashq aankhon main bhar nahin aatay Baap say pocho kia guzarti hai Baitiyon k jo bur nahin aatay Mujh say pocha yeh raat wehshat nay aaj kal aap ghar nahin aatay, Dosti ho gaye sitaron say, Khuwab […]

33. A for Apple - Dedicated to STEVE JOBS

Dedicated to STEVE JOBS A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chhota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for hazar apple. I for itney saarey apple? J for jaao nahi khaana hai apple. K for kaise nahi khaayengey apple. […]