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1. 10 marks in an exam

Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, When it reaches […]

2. Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se

Poetic lament about growing weak from separation — so weak a mosquito managed to carry off the entire bed. Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se, Wah wah wah? arz kia he Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se, k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se

3. Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna....

A rundown of how much the sender likes you, using increasingly undignified comparisons that start with owls and end considerably worse. Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna.... ullo ko raat,;-( Dentist ko daant,:-D gadhe ko laat,:-p gharib ko gaddi,B-) kuttay ko haddi aur Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha

4. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

A mother cycles through every food she can think of and the child refuses all of them. Final verdict: you take after your father, you're getting a slap. Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR […]

5. Memon ka beta & girl friend

Memon's son goes on a date and spends Rs.50 — because that's all his girlfriend had and he spent hers. Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

6. Baap, izzat se idhar aa!

Kid is told off for saying 'Baap idhar aa' — so he politely revises it to 'Baap, izzat se idhar aa' (Dad, respectfully come here). Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”. Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta, Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai” Boy: “Baap, izzat se idhar aa!”.

7. Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

A teacher asks a Pathan what a murderer is called, using the example of killing one's own father. Pathan's answer sidesteps the vocabulary entirely. Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ? Pathan: Pata nahi, Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay? Pathan: YATEEM

8. Larki ki maa mang lon:p

A father teaches his son to keep escalating dowry demands — and the son pushes the logic one step further than expected. Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

9. Robot slapping on telling a lie

Same lie-detecting robot joke as above — robot slaps son, father, and then mother in sequence for each lie told. 1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay. Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga Chatakh! Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare jitna tha kabhi jhoot […]

10. Susti ki intiha

Peak laziness: a boy refuses to get his own water and engineers a situation where his threatening father brings it for him. susti ki intiha, Boy:papa aik glass paani de do Papa:khud le lo Boy:plz de do naa Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

11. Robot slapping on telling a lie

A lie-detecting robot slaps the son for faking illness, slaps the father for claiming he never lied, then slaps the mother too. 1 parents apnay betay k liye aisa robot laye jo jhoot bolnay per thapar marta hay. Son:Abu aj mei bemar hon school nahi jaonga Chatakh! Baap:tumne jhot bola, me jub tumhare jitna tha […]

12. Where does God live?

A classroom joke where a boy explains where God lives based on his dad's morning routine. Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?'

13. Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad

A pre- and post-marriage riddle asking what a bride's father gives the groom before the wedding — and quietly reclaims afterward. Is sawal ka jawab do Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? Its challenge 4 u!

14. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

A son tells his father the neighbor's daughter doesn't understand English — then explains exactly how he reached this conclusion. Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

15. main tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi

A girl pledges to give up everything for her boyfriend — parents, food, the whole world — right up until he mentions Star Plus. Girl:mai tumharey liye sub kuch chor du gi Boy: ma baap Girl:Yes Boy: khana penna Girl: Yes Boy: sari dunya Girl: Yes Boy:Star Plus Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo...!!!

16. Gharib khandan per essay

A rich girl is asked to write about a poor family and delivers an essay where poor includes four servants, a driver, and old mobiles. 1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya. Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib, khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi […]

17. Love you both MAMA & BABA

A warm Roman Urdu tribute pairing mother and father as cool shade and steady tree, naming both as home and heaven at once. Maan thandi chao ha to Baap ghana dharakht, Maan k pairo talay janat ha to Bap k phlu me janat, Maan k baghair ghar suuna ha to Bap k bgair zindagi veraan, […]

18. Baap ki mojodgi

A poetic Roman Urdu Father's Day reflection comparing a father to the sun — warming and sometimes harsh, but all darkness when gone. Baap Ki Mojudgi Sooraj K Manind Hoti Hy, Sooraj Garm Zaror Hota Hy Magar Na Ho Tu Andhera Chhaa Jata Hy Lots of Love Abba Jee

19. Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

A Munna Bhai lightbulb wordplay joke where Circuit's explanation for writing his father's name on a bulb is perfectly logical by his own standards. MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

20. Essay on my best friend

A student substitutes 'father' for 'best friend' throughout his essay with results that read considerably worse than he planned. Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye "MY BESY FRIEND" ka essay tayar kia lakin paper mai "MY FATHER" ka essay a gaya. Ab us nay socha k "MY BEST FRIEND" ka essay he likhta ho […]

21. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife

A husband justifies hitting his wife by saying you only hurt the ones you love. She hits him back twice — to prove she loves him too. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: "Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai." Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli "Aap […]

22. If u r born poor, its not your mistake

Best inspiring message of the year? If u r born poor, its not your mistake BUT if u die poor, its your mistake - BILL GATES

23. When is Fathers Day 2027?

When is Fathers Day 2027? Father's Day 2027 will be celebrated on Sunday, 20th June 2027.It is celebrated on a variety of dates worldwide (beside third Sunday of June) to recognize the contribution that fathers and father figures make to the lives of their children. This day celebrates fatherhood and male parenting.

24. I say she's no good!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!

25. Teacher Appreciation Day Quote by William A. Ward

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. William A. Ward

26. 1 Police officer bachey se

Police asks a child if his father is in Al-Qaeda; the kid says he doesn't know about dad but he himself is on Noorani Qaida (a children's reading primer). 1 Police officer bachey se: Beta: Kia tumhare abu "Al Qaida" mein hain? Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein . . "Noorani […]

27. My Sweet Father..I Love U!

When I was a Kid My Father Always Care of Me When I Start Walk on my Feet My Father Celebrate that Day When I Start My School On First Day My Father Go With Me in My Class My Sweet Father..I Love U!

28. Rich man vs Poor man

A class-reversal joke where a poor man's only asset beats all of a rich man's wealth. Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars, 18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses What do you have? Poor Man: I have a boy whos Girl Friend is . . . . Your Daughter..!

29. rook kar dikhaye

A grammar class turns into an impossible challenge when a student's future tense answer dares anyone to actually stop it happening. Teacher:"Mere papa aaj job par gae hain" Iss ka future tense banao! Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge, kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok k dikhae

30. Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;)

A Rabbit Runs,Jumps & Lives Only For 15 yrs. While a Turtle Doesn't Run Does Nothing. Yet lives for 300 yrs. Moral: Exercise Is Hell Just Sleep Well..;) Good Night :-)

31. if your father earned $100,000

Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have? Little johny: A heart a attack!

32. Want to meet and talk to you

Lady On Fone Hi Sir, I want To Meet & Talk To u. U Are The father Of 1 Of My Kids. Man Stunnd,Omg! R U Riya No Anu? No Pari? No Jasi? No Lady in confusion No Sir I am The Class Teacher Of Ur Son.

33. I Salute Ur Father

Pay My Regards To Ur Father Who Is Tolerating Such A Dumb Duffer Child, What A Stamina He Has Got.. I Salute Ur Father:p Happy Father's day