Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna....

Hindi Funny SMS

A rundown of how much the sender likes you, using increasingly undignified comparisons that start with owls and end considerably worse.

Aap mujhe itne pasand ho jitna....
ullo ko raat,;-(
Dentist ko daant,:-D
gadhe ko laat,:-p
gharib ko gaddi,B-)
kuttay ko haddi aur
Nange ko chaddi.Ha ha

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