Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay

Hindi Misleading SMS

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
tumhari aanay wali sari naslain
kuttay ki maut marengi
tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!
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Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi

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