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Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
tumhari aanay wali sari naslain
kuttay ki maut marengi
tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!
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Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi
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