Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay

Hindi Misleading SMS

A misleading SMS that reads as a vicious personal curse — until the final line names the speaker and makes everything clear.

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay
tumhari aanay wali sari naslain
kuttay ki maut marengi
tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay!
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Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi

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