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1. Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega... Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo... Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

2. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

3. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se

Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se, Pyar kro INSTA wali se, Date maro UFONE wali se, Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se, Gift lo WARID wali se... or .. . shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se

4. wishu u Colourful Happy Holi!

Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana. Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang, Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang. Bolo sarararara.... Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

5. Allah aap ko brown balon wali..

Allah Aap ko brown balo wali neeli aankhon wali Gulabi honton wali, Patli kamar wali, Khoobsurat seengoon wali . . gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye Ameen

6. Dosti mausam nahi

Dosti mausam nahi, apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye. dosti sawan nahi, toot k barse aur tham jaye. dosti aag nahi sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye. dosti aftab nahi chamke aur dob jaye, dosti phool nahi khile aur murjha jay. dosti to saans hai jo chale to sab kuch hai, jo toot […]

7. Is Rang Ki Dhundh me hame na bhulana.

Khana Pina Rang Udana Is Rang Ki Dhundh me hame na bhulana. Geet Gao Khoshiya manao Bolo mithi boli hamari tarafse Aapako HAPPY HOLI..

8. Woh raishmi balon wali

Woh raishmi balon wali, Bhoori ankhon wali, Komal hathon or naram pairon wali, matakti hoi andhairay main, tumharay paas ayegi aur dheeray sai bolegi . . . ¢â‚¬Å“Maiyooon¢â‚¬Â¢â‚¬Â¦

9. Raat ki sabzi ka intezam

Ae dost tu bhi likha kar shayri... Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega, log phainkaingay anday tematar, To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega

10. Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho

Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho, Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang, Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki, To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki, Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi, Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi, Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se […]

11. Dosron ka time ....

Islamabad airport pr PIA ki Flight no.9 K plane Ki Seat no.52 Pr Baithay Passanger K sath Mai Khari Air hostes K Boyfrnd K Ghar Ke Bed room K Attach bath K Right Side Wali Window K Sath Wali Gali K Pehlay Mor Par Mojud School Ki Class 4th K Teacher Table K Samne Wale […]

12. Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi.

Pundit:-Tumhare jeevan me 6 larkian ayengi. Bow:Wow, kia bat hai. Pandit:Ziada khush hone ki baat nahin hai. 1 ghar wali or 5 betiyan hain :)

13. Kia kahon tujhey ?

Kia kahon tujhey ? khuwab kahoon to toot jayega¢â‚¬Â¦...... .. Dil kahoon to bikhar jayega¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â¦........ Aa tera naam zindagi rakh du¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â¦ Kam se kam maut se pehle to tera sath na chuth payega¢â‚¬Â¦.

14. Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

Door Ho Jao, Ye SmS 5 Second K Baad Phat Jayega! 00:05 00:04 00:03 00:02 00:01 00:00 ¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€¢â‚¬â€ Nahi Phata? Naqli (fake) ?? Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

15. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

16. Wife ne kuch kaha to nahi?

1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha

17. Hadson ki waja say bachay

Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain; Or peeche wali seat par HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain.. So, plz. Avoid CAR..

18. Air hostess pathan se

Air hostess pathan se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge? Pathan: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali chai lao. Airhostess:Sir woh taweez nahi TEA BAG hai .... :)

19. Checking patient at home

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay? Doctor:300 rs. Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab. Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai? Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai, Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

20. Main maa Bannay wali hoon

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon. Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho. Premika: haan Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

21. khele holi hum tere sang

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang, laaga ke thoda thoda sa rang, baja ke dholak aur mridang, khele holi hum tere sang. Holi Mubarak!

22. Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi

Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi, Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi, Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari, Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari.

23. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai

1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai, woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka, guess kion? because wo sari raat fre brigade walon ko miss calls marta raha.

24. Kya lekar aaya tha?

Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim Tu kitnay Chillar bachayega .....

25. Bell kharab hay ...

Main Tumhare Ghar K Bahar Kaafi Der Se Khara Hoon Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy Darwaza Kholo . . . . . . Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko Tung Nahi Krna Chahiye ...:p

26. Mera zikar na kerna...

Dukh dard ke maaron se mera zikar na kerna... Ghar jao to yaaron se mera zikar na kerna... Woh zabt na ker payenge aankhon ke samandar... Tum raah guzaron se mera zikar na kerna... Phoolon ke nasheman mein raha hoon mein sada se... Dekho kabhi khaaron se mera zikar na kerna... Shayad ye andhere hi […]

27. Cycle ka pedal

Ek Bihari ko Raaste me cycle ka paidal mila aur use uthakar Ghar le aya. Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola ye sambhal ke rakhde, isme cycle dalwa lenge.

28. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

Santa Police se: Kal rat chor mere ghar se TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?? Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..

29. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

30. Doctor, medicine & pathan

Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

31. Itnay saray bachay aik sath

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega...

32. 1 memon 14th floor se neche gira

1 memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

33. Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

Teacher:Story sunao Sardar:1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay 1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay. Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay