zukaam lag jayega

Hindi Holi SMS

Funny Holi SMS wrapped in a familiar Bollywood song before a dry final line: go home now or you will catch a cold.

Rang barse bhige chunar wali,
rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse,
are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re!
Ab ghar jao nahi to zukaam lag jayega.

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