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1. Hadson ki waja say bachay

Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain; Or peeche wali seat par HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain.. So, plz. Avoid CAR..

2. Thakanpur se fresh nagar

Thakanpur se fresh nagar janey wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe khari hay, Ap se guzarish hay k apne qeemti sapnay sath le ker sawaar ho jayen. "Good Night"

3. Zamong tar myanza fasele wale shwe

Che rata na gore muske wale shwe, Zama da zra bagh ke sparle wale shwe. Za kho pa tama da sro shondo woma, Mata da gul pa zai azghe wale shwe. La ma pura darta katli na wo, Pa lag saat ke me zarge wale shwe. Taa ho wayal che pa jwandun yama sta, Che […]

4. Fly in the plane of ambition

"Fly in the plane of ambition, and land on the airport of success, Luck is yours, wish is mine may ur future always shine. . . With LOTZ LOVE "Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU".

5. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se

Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se, Pyar kro INSTA wali se, Date maro UFONE wali se, Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se, Gift lo WARID wali se... or .. . shadi kero BAGHAIR MOBILE wali se

6. Fly in the plane of Ambition

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success... Luck is yours,Wish is mine... May Ur future always shine... Good Luck

7. Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

Hoslay saray azma baithay, Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay, Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay, Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

8. Allah aap ko brown balon wali..

Allah Aap ko brown balo wali neeli aankhon wali Gulabi honton wali, Patli kamar wali, Khoobsurat seengoon wali . . gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye Ameen

9. We will depart on a journey free of cost

1 Day we all will depart on a journey free of cost Don't worry about seat reservation,its confirmed & Flight is always on time Our good deeds will be our luggage Islam will be our passport Kalma will be our Visa & Grave will be our waiting lounge, May you travel 2 heaven in 1st […]

10. Far sighting of an old man

Once an old man was waiting for a train, sitting on a bench. A young boy came to him and asked the time. Old man refused to tell the time. Boy insisted again & again but old man denied again & again. Boy asked the reason? Old man said if i tell you the time, […]

11. The Older One Should Sit Here

Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus .. Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here Both Looked At Each Other And The Seat Remained Empty :P

12. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

13. Once Banta Singh attended an Interview.

Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Good... Keep it Up Banta Singh : Bad.... Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your […]

14. Patharon say tha apna rishtaa

Apnay dushman say hi dil laga baithay, Unki saadgi say faraib kha baithay, Patharon say tha apna rishtaa, Phir bhi sheeshay k ghar bana baithe..

15. Woh raishmi balon wali

Woh raishmi balon wali, Bhoori ankhon wali, Komal hathon or naram pairon wali, matakti hoi andhairay main, tumharay paas ayegi aur dheeray sai bolegi . . . ¢â‚¬Å“Maiyooon¢â‚¬Â¢â‚¬Â¦

16. Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz

Arz kiya hai Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz . . . . Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz jin may sey aik ka pilot hai Faraz :D:P

17. Luxury cant stop your TEARS!

A 60 years old man, sitting on a bench, with his s-series Mercedes parked behind him, having a latest model of Rolex watch in his wrist, a thousands rupees mobile in hand, Armani suit, italian shoes, checkbook of swiss acounts, is having TEARS in his eyes Why? Because he is seeing a gang of young […]

18. Nazron say nazrain milain to baat ho

Qasam unki jo hamain azmaye baithe hain, pass hain dil ke par dur jakar baithay hain, nazron say nazrain milain to baat ho, mushkil to ye hai ki wo nazrein jhukaye baithay hain.

19. Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath

Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath Piar Karoo Sachai K Sath Dosty Karo Dianat K Sath SMS Parh Lia??? Chalu Ab Reply Karoo Sharafat K Sath

20. Height of confidence

Height of confidence Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane. After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students. All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one. People asked him the reason He said,"If it's made by my students it will not […]

21. Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

22. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto "Dard-e-bhutto" "Dard-e-bhutto" Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ha koi muqabla karne wala

23. Larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin

1 larka 1 larki k sath baitha tha, 2nd day dosri larki k sath daikha gia, 3rd day koi aur larki thi 4th day kisi new larki k sath tha Moral: larkian badal jati hain, larkay nahin badaltay:p

24. Bush aur musharraf aik plane mein

Bush aur musharaf aik plane mein aik sath safar kar rahay thay. Bush:agar main 100 million $ nichay Afghanistan per phaink don to log kitna khush hongay! Musharraf:Agar mein apni wardi neechay Pakistan phaink don to mairay log kitna khush hongay na! Pilot cockpit say bola:Agar mein in donon ko nichay phaink don to puri […]

25. Main maa Bannay wali hoon

Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon. Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho. Premika: haan Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shadi kar k tumhari maan banane wali hoon..

26. Kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay

Kisi ki chahat pe zinda rehne wale hum na the, kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay, aadat si par gayi tumhe yaad karne ki, warna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na thay.

27. Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy. Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will make my whole country happy. Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane I will make the whole world happy!

28. Dilon ko khareedney wale hazar mil jayege

Dilon ko khareedney wale hazar mil jayege, Aap ko dagha dene wale bar-bar mil jayege, Milega na aapko hum jesa koi, Milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.

29. Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath

Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath,,, ab diya koi na rakhe meri dewaar k sath,,, mein jo ik umer masafat mein raha, tab jana,,, rah b chalti rahi hai, meri raftaar k sath,,, ham to yusaf nahi,bazaar-e-sukhan mein "FRAAZ" yun hi chal parte hein,har ik kharidaar k sath.

30. Chai wala and a girl

Chai wala: bholi si sorut, ankhon me masti dor khari sharmaye, aye haye. Girl Reply: Kali si surat, hath mein kaitli, dor khara chillaye, chai chai :-P

31. chaha hai is ko rooh ki gehraiyoon ke sath

chaha hai is ko rooh ki gehraiyoon ke sath zinda hoon apni zaat ki tanhaiyon ke sath, roka nahi tha us ko becharne ke waqat bhi apni wafa peh naaz tha sachiyon ke sath

32. Pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

1 jinaza ja raha tha bohut say log sath ja rahay thay 1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

33. Aapko Naya Saal Mubarak Ho

Naya Savera Nayi Kiran ke Sath Naya Din Ek Pyari Si Muskaan ke Sath Aapko Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Dher Sari Duaon ke Sath Happy New Year