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1. zukaam lag jayega

Funny Holi SMS wrapped in a familiar Bollywood song before a dry final line: go home now or you will catch a cold. Rang barse bhige chunar wali, rang barse o rang barse bhige chunar wali..rang barse, are rang barse bhige chunar wali..re! Ab ghar jao nahi to zukaam lag jayega.

2. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say

A joke about managing admirers across every setting — college, office, neighborhood, family — but the one at home always has the last word. Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.

3. Zamong tar myanza fasele wale shwe

Pashto ghazal of separation: spring came but brought no beloved; the speaker's heart broke within an hour of being left alone. Che rata na gore muske wale shwe, Zama da zra bagh ke sparle wale shwe. Za kho pa tama da sro shondo woma, Mata da gul pa zai azghe wale shwe. La ma pura […]

4. Aik ------- larki

A fill-in-the-blank word puzzle where one single word fits all three gaps correctly — the challenge is figuring out which word. Aik ------- larki ------- par beath kar -------geet ga rahi thi. In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha. Let's see how much intellgent you r. Give me Ans..it is challenge […]

5. Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay

A misleading SMS that reads as a vicious personal curse — until the final line names the speaker and makes everything clear. Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay tumhari aanay wali sari naslain kuttay ki maut marengi tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay! . . . . Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha […]

6. A WORD of....

A WORD of.... DID is a word of ACHIEVEMENT WONT is a word of RETREAT MIGHT is a word of BEREAVEMENT CANT is a word of DEFEAT OUGHT is a word of DUTY TRY is a word of each HOUR WILL is word of BEAUTY But CAN is the word of POWER

7. R Is for Red, Red Is for Blood: Love Chain Messages

This chain message has been passed around for years: each line picks up the last word of the one before until it lands on you. Here is our original, then new ones in the same style. R is for red, red is for blood R: is for red.RED: is for bloodBLOOD: is for heartHEART: is […]

8. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se

Each mobile network gets matched to a different romantic role — but the only girl actually worth marrying is the one without a phone. Dosti karo MOBILINK wali se, Pyar kro INSTA wali se, Date maro UFONE wali se, Ankh larao PAKTEL wali se, Gift lo WARID wali se... or .. . shadi kero BAGHAIR […]

9. Happiness is ...

A short quote to share with anyone who's too focused on the destination. One line, big idea. Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling...

10. Allah aap ko brown balon wali..

Funny Roman Urdu Eid al-Adha SMS in which someone prays to God for the most gorgeous sacrificial animal — only to reveal the punchline: it is a cow. Allah Aap ko brown balo wali neeli aankhon wali Gulabi honton wali, Patli kamar wali, Khoobsurat seengoon wali . . gayee(cow) atta karay qurbani k liye Ameen

11. New mobile lia hay

A boast about a new phone's impressive feature list — until the final line reveals none of them actually exist. Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me usb infrared blue tooth double camera touch screen mp3 player 8 GB memory kuch bhi nahin hay:p

12. Sath nahi ho tum...!

Mujhy yaad aa kar itna be-chain na kro...! Bs ik ye hi sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!

13. Luxury cant stop your TEARS!

A 60 years old man, sitting on a bench, with his s-series Mercedes parked behind him, having a latest model of Rolex watch in his wrist, a thousands rupees mobile in hand, Armani suit, italian shoes, checkbook of swiss acounts, is having TEARS in his eyes Why? Because he is seeing a gang of young […]

14. 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

A Pathan joke built on a simple mix-up about the word 'abu' (father). 1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga. Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua? Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

15. Kabhi reply na kerna...!!

A misleading SMS that builds through repeated instructions before the final line tells the reader exactly what it has been training them to do all along. Karay jao Karay jao Karay jao . . . . baysharmon ki tarah SMS receive kare jao Kabhi reply na kerna...!!

16. Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane

A political plane-ride joke where Bush, Musharraf, and Osama each offer to make the world happy — with escalating scale and a dark final line. Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy. Musharaf said: If I drop my […]

17. Woh raishmi balon wali

A detailed, suspense-filled description of silky hair, soft hands, and an approach through the dark — the whispered reveal at the end is not what you expect. Woh raishmi balon wali, Bhoori ankhon wali, Komal hathon or naram pairon wali, matakti hoi andhairay main, tumharay paas ayegi aur dheeray sai bolegi . . . “Maiyooon”…

18. Mosam shabab ka

A string of poetic images — youth, wine, the veil, the rose — before the final line abruptly calls the SMS reader a frog in a pond. Mosam shabab ka nasha sharab ka parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka in main sab sey haseen to dekho sms parhne wala “mendak talab ka”

19. Tera dost chor hay kia?

A Munnabhai-Circuit exchange: Circuit hides his chain collection before an old friend visits — not because the friend's a thief, but because he'd recognize his own chains. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : […]

20. 2007 last me 7, bolay to

New Year Hinglish SMS built entirely on the wordplay that the number 7 sounds like 'saath' — together — making togetherness the year's whole resolution. 2007 last me 7 bole to 7me rahna, 7me jeena, 7me marna, 7me khana, 7me pina, 7me rona, 7me hasna, 7me milakar chalna yahi hamara 2007 ka 7(sath)hai.

21. Pyar ko mut chupao...

Genuine-sounding advice about showing love and sharing talents — with one final line sneaking in a very pointed hygiene suggestion. Pyar ko mat chupao, usay zarorut hay jatanay ki Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, unhe zarurat hai barhanay ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki

22. Why were males created before females?

A creation joke comparing men to rough drafts and women to the final copy. Why were males created before females? Because you alwas need a rough draft before the final copy.

23. Relationship is based on

For when people question a new relationship. What matters is what you build together, not how long you've been building it. A relationship is not based on the Length of time you Spent Together, its based on the Foundation you Built Together.

24. Sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!

Roman Urdu couplet: the speaker asks the beloved to stop visiting in memory, as the torment of their absence is already enough. ‎Mujhy yaad aa kar itna be-chain na kro...! Bs ik ye hi sitam kaafi hai k sath nahi ho tum...!

25. Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath

Four lines of sincerely written advice about love, friendship, and honesty — followed by a direct order to reply properly. Muhabat Karo Ibadat K Sath Piar Karoo Sachai K Sath Dosty Karo Dianat K Sath SMS Parh Lia??? Chalu Ab Reply Karoo Sharafat K Sath

26. Politics is derived from...

The word politics is derived from the word poly, meaning many, and the word tics, meaning blood sucking parasites.

27. Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

28. EK sardar ki faryad

A Sardar delivers an anguished plea for someone to leave him in peace — and the final line reveals the target of his frustration is a mosquito. Please mujhe samajhne ki KOshish Karo Muje mat tang kro, Muje akela chordo, Muje tumse koi taluq nai raKhna, Par ye dil rat bhar tumko hi sochta ha, […]

29. Woh subah ki thandak

A morning SMS layering poetic sensory details — fresh air, towel scent, clean clothes — then: you wouldn't know any of this, only people who bathe do. Woh subah ki thandak, Woh toliye ki khushbu, Woh shamp ki bottle, Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon, . . . . . Tum kiya jano ye to […]

30. Sardar on date with his girlfriend

A Sardar date-prep joke built on a Punjabi wordplay misunderstanding about what it means for something to look "balanced." Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai GF: ap oil mein kiun nahay? Sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

31. Kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay

Kisi ki chahat pe zinda rehne wale hum na the, kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay, aadat si par gayi tumhe yaad karne ki, warna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na thay.

32. Its time for Eid and lots of fun

When the sun has set, and day is done- I"ll break this chain, but only one. By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone! It"s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

33. A single rose & friend

A single rose can be my garden A single friend, my world.