Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane

Hindi Politics SMS

Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane.

Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars
here I wil make a million People happy.

Musharaf said: If I drop my uniform i will
make my whole country happy.

Suddenly USAMA BIN LADIN said: If I drop this plane
I will make the whole world happy!

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