New Qoumi Tarana

Hindi Politics SMS

A satirical rewrite of Pakistan's national anthem recast as a hymn to Musharraf-era corruption, power cuts, and constitutional manipulation.

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen,
Ab new quomi tarana

Musharraf sir zameen shad baad,
Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad,
Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan,
Arz-e-Musharafstan,
Shad bad opposition sari barbad,
Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam,
atay, gas, bijli ka bohran,
Qoum mulk saltant,
choudhry paindabad,
shad baad,
shukat aziz mulk say farar,
parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal,
Khun main runga sara saal,
Bhol apna mazi shan-e-haal,
khudkash bombar phir hai tayar,
Musharaf hokumat ko aye na zawal

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