Zardari ka Farman

Hindi Politics SMS

A satirical SMS formatted as a royal decree from Zardari, listing instructions that mock his alleged loyalties and priorities as president.

Zardari ka Farman,
Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

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