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1. Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi, Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi, Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi, Goodnight

2. Ab bush k baad OBAMA

Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA" Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA" "BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".

3. Asif zardari and coca cola

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k judge kub bahal hongay? to Zardari ne kaha.. . . . BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

4. 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

Husband: ALLAH ne tumhein 2 aakhen di hain chaawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti? WIFE: ALLAH ne tumhe 32 daant diye hai 2-4 patthar nhi chaba sakte?

5. ALLAH aap ko Quaid ki aqal

Azadi k din aaj meri dua hai k ALLAH aap ko Quaid ki aqal, Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki Shairvani, Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chaal aur gandhi g k baal day. JASHAN-E-AZADI MUBARK

6. Itnay saray bachay aik sath

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega...

7. Mulk ka kuch bhala karo

Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo. Jaggooo! . . . . . . . . Acha tum ho.. sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao isi mai hi mulk ka bhala hai

8. Naye Varssh Ke Subh Avasar Par

Dinn Beeta Andhera Huaa, Ghadi Ki Suiyaa Sarkane Lagi, Naya Saal Aatee Hi, Aapke Ghar Khusiyaa Barsane Lagi, Naye Varssh Ke Subh Avasar Par, Dil Se Duaa Hajaar Mile, Tum Mujhe Miloo Miliniyam, Mujhko Tumharaa Pyar Mile

9. New Qoumi Tarana

Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen, Ab new quomi tarana Musharraf sir zameen shad baad, Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad, Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan, Arz-e-Musharafstan, Shad bad opposition sari barbad, Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam, atay, gas, bijli ka bohran, Qoum mulk saltant, choudhry paindabad, shad baad, shukat aziz mulk say farar, parcham-e-sitara-e-hilal, Khun main runga sara saal, Bhol […]

10. Hamain maaf farma

Ey Allah! Mai kamzor hun tu taqat wala hai Ey Allah! Mai ajiz hon tu be-neyaz hai Ey Allah! Mai mangta hon tu Daata hai Ey Allah! Mai mujrim hon tu shahensha hai Tujhe teri shane raheemi-o kareemi ka wasta' Hazrat Muhammad salalaho aleyhe wasalam k sadke muj par karam farma kiyun k mai kisi […]

11. Soorah & their effectiveness

Surat Fatiha Allah k ghazab se bachati hay, Surah Yaseen Qayamat k din piyaas se, Surah Waaqia fiker or faaqay se, Surah Mulk Azaab-e-Qabar se, Surah Kausar dusmunon ki dushmani se, Surah kaaferoun mout k waqt kuffar se, Surah ikhlas munaafiqat se, Surah Falak Hadson se, Soorah Naas wuswasoun se bachati hain

12. rook kar dikhaye

Teacher:"Mere papa aaj job par gae hain" Iss ka future tense banao! Student: Woh kal bhi jaenge, kisi k baap main himmat hai to rok k dikhae

13. Zardari ka Farman

Zardari ka Farman, Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan, Mulk ko bana do Qabristan, Khatam karo musalman, Dollar hai apna Eman, Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

14. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:- 1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega. 2.SMS Muskura k Padhega. 3.Neeche Mat Padhna..- . . . . . Jo Kaam Mana Karo, bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.

15. Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad

Is sawal ka jawab do Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? Its challenge 4 u!

16. Daur-e-Zardari hai

Ab Full corruption ki bari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab lootna maal sarkari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai, Q k izzat ka shikari Asif Ali zardari hai, Ab photi Qismat hamari hai, Q k ab nawaz sharif ka bhai Asif Ali zardari hai,

17. Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya

Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D

18. Tamam barkatein ALLAH k liye hein

"ALLAH Wo hai Jisne tumhare liye saakin zameen banai, Aur aasmaan ko chhat banaya, Aur tumhari achhi achhi sooratien bana-een, Aur paak cheezon se tumhein rizq ata kiya, Wo Allah tumhara Rubb hai, Aur tamam barkatein ALLAH k liye hein Jo tamam jahanon ka Rubb hai. (Al-Mo'min; 64)

19. Faisla Allah Par Chorh Do

"Jab Dua Aur Koshish Say Baat Na Baney Tou Faisla Allah Par Chorh Do, Allah Apne Bando'n K Barey Main Behtar Fesla Karny Wala Hay" Hazrat Ali (R.A)

20. Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,

Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay, Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain, Pata hay kub..??? ? ? ? "Jub light aati hay."

21. Beywafa nikli

Dil pay chout lagi honto say aah nikli Jis say mohabat ki wo be-wafa nikli

22. Bad-tameez....miss u meray yaar

Bad-tameez Chaddar ki KAMEEZ, Lohe ka PAIJAMA, Bandar tera MAMA, Billi teri MAUSI, Kutte mera YAAR, Aam ka AACHAR Miss u mere YAAR

23. Tu to ghar ja..!

Ek Sardar apnay betay k sath lakriyan kaatnay jangal gaya. Wapsi mein rasta bhool gaya. Sardar ghussay se apne betay ko maarnay laga aur bola: . . . . kambakht main to rasta bhool gaya hun, tu to ghar ja.

24. Circuit: abhi janay do na bhai itni purani baat

Circuit, "Bhai... bole to bachpan mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha." Munna Bhai, "Aisa kya? To fir bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha? Circuit, "Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat... Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!"

25. Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay

Tum kuttay ho kuttay hi raho gay tumhari aanay wali sari naslain kuttay ki maut marengi tum khud bhi kuttay ki maut marogay! . . . . Billi ne ye kuttay se kaha or chali gayi

26. wife di mout ki khabar sun ker

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si? Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich. Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

27. Farq to para hai, GEO Musharraf

20 saal pehle "Candle light Dinner" sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay magar ab pooray mulk ki awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai. Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf

28. Zamong tar myanza fasele wale shwe

Che rata na gore muske wale shwe, Zama da zra bagh ke sparle wale shwe. Za kho pa tama da sro shondo woma, Mata da gul pa zai azghe wale shwe. La ma pura darta katli na wo, Pa lag saat ke me zarge wale shwe. Taa ho wayal che pa jwandun yama sta, Che […]

29. Sardar went to theatre

Sardar 1: o yar! Me kal film dekhne theater gaya! Wahan such much admi ko kat rahe thy sardar2: o tu konse theater gaya tha? Sardar1: "Operation Theatre"

30. Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki

Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki, Sabko adat ho gaye hai paise bachanay ki, SMS to company ne kab k sastay kar diye, Par fitrat nahi badli chillar bachanay ki

31. Parosi ki larki ko english nahi ati

Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nahi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha"Give Me Sweet Kiss" To Osne 2 Thappar Mar Diye. jahiiiL ki bachi....,

32. 1 crore thukra diye

KBC main shahrukh ne mujh se pocha world ka sub se bara ullu kon hai? main ne 1 crore thukra diye, magar aapka naam nahe bataya.

33. Musibat, Rehmat aur neymat

Golden word's Jo musibat apko Allah ki taraf mutawajja kar de,wo musibat nahin rehmat he, Aor Jo neymat apko Allah se ghafil kardey woh neymat nahin, musibat hay.