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1. Cham cham khailain

.-""-. ( ';' ) (,,)(,,) kiya aap busy hain Nahi .-""-. (")( '; ' )(") ( . ) to aayein cham cham khailain

2. Asif zardari and coca cola

A Pakistan political joke where Nawaz Sharif's question about judicial reinstatement gets answered by Zardari with a carbonated burp. Asif zardari ne Islmabad men Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k judge kub bahal hongay? to Zardari ne kaha.. . . . BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!

3. Ae khat ja unke hatho ko chum le

Ae khat ja unke hatho ko chum le.wo padhe to unke hotho ko chumle.khuda na kare wo phar bhi dale, to girte girte unke kadmo ko chum lay.

4. Daur-e-Zardari hai

A rhyming political SMS that pins every problem — corruption, looting, loss of national dignity — squarely on the Zardari era in Pakistan. Ab Full corruption ki bari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab lootna maal sarkari hai, Q k ab daur-e-zardari hai, Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimmadari hai, Q k izzat […]

5. Benazir aae gi...

A political SMS listing Benazir Bhutto's campaign promises one by one before the punchline about what morning light reveals. Benazir aae gi, Kapre dilae gi, Bhookay ko khana khilae gi, Bay ghar ko makan dilae gi, . . . Phir gharib ki ankh khule jae gi, Kion k subah jo ho jaye gi ;-)

6. Zardari ka Farman

A satirical SMS formatted as a royal decree from Zardari, listing instructions that mock his alleged loyalties and priorities as president. Zardari ka Farman, Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan, Mulk ko bana do Qabristan, Khatam karo musalman, Dollar hai apna Eman, Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

7. 1 Anokhi dua

A second version of the satirical blessings SMS using Pakistani political figures to frame unconventional — and unflattering — well-wishes. 1 anokhi dua Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan, Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya, Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay, Shohrat itni milay jitni "BB" ko mili […]

These days politcians are well engaged in playing their politics with peoples, so have this in mind an increase in political / politics sms have been increased, hence we have compiled a nice collection of policticians sms messages.Some major players of politics in Pakistan are benazir & mushraf, some sms on our website are also […]

9. 1 Anokhi Dua

A satirical blessings SMS wishing the recipient specific outcomes by invoking the fates of well-known Pakistani political and media figures. 1 Anokhi Dua Aap ko Khushyan itni milen jitni MUSHARRAF ko Gaaliyaan… Aapki Zindagi Se Gham aise khatam hoon jese PTV se haya Aapko GEO jesa sabar miley Shorat itni mile jini “BB” ko mili […]

10. New Qoumi Tarana

A satirical rewrite of Pakistan's national anthem recast as a hymn to Musharraf-era corruption, power cuts, and constitutional manipulation. Aaeen men ek aur tarmeen, Ab new quomi tarana Musharraf sir zameen shad baad, Kishwar-e-Haseen shad baad, Tou nishan-e-corruption aalishan, Arz-e-Musharafstan, Shad bad opposition sari barbad, Musharaf sir zameen ka nizam, atay, gas, bijli ka bohran, […]

11. Farq to para hai, GEO Musharraf

Sarcastically credits Musharraf for making candlelight dinners accessible to all Pakistanis — through nationwide power cuts. 20 saal pehle "Candle light Dinner" sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay magar ab pooray mulk ki awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai. Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf

12. Ab bush k baad OBAMA

A comic poem in Urdu addressing Obama, urging him to tread carefully in Iraq where Bush already lost his dignity to a flying shoe. Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA" Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA" "BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".

13. Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya

Bush's dog decides he's had enough and makes a dramatic political statement while sinking — a slapstick jab at cohabitation and loyalty. Bush ka "Kutta" bush se roth gaya, Ja k ganday nalay main doob gaya, Dobtay howay bola ab aur zulm nahin sahain gay, Eg ghar mai 2 2 nahin rahain gay...:D

14. Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi

A warm Roman Urdu good night where the moon, blooming flowers, and the whole world seem to come alive just from your presence. Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi, Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi, Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi, Goodnight

15. Mushraf ki niyat

Satirical joke casting Musharraf's military prayers as targeting Jamia Hafza seminary — political topical humour from the 2000s. Mushraf ki niyat "Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. Wasty bUSH uncle k. Muon mera Jamia hafza ki tarf"

16. Itnay saray bachay aik sath

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega...

17. The return of phoolan devi (bb)

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan! "The return of phoolan devi", Directed by Condi Rice, Scripted in London & Produced by GHQ. Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto), Character Actor:Musharraf Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel. Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie, Dancer: Sherry, Music: MQM & Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

18. 1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga

A satirical SMS listing every dark image the writer sees when looking at Zardari — from spoiled food and a dead conscience to hellfire itself. 1 Zardari ko dekha to aisa laga Jese khana kharab, Jese total azaab, Jesey Aadi faqeer, Jesay murda zameer, Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, Ek zardari ko dekha to […]

19. Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane

A political plane-ride joke where Bush, Musharraf, and Osama each offer to make the world happy — with escalating scale and a dark final line. Bush & Musharaf were flying in a plane. Bush said: If I drop a billion dollars here I wil make a million People happy. Musharaf said: If I drop my […]

20. Mulk ka kuch bhala karo

A patriotic call for citizens to rise and serve the nation — abruptly cut short once the sender realises who the message was sent to. Utho sathio or mulk ka kuch bhala karo. Jaggooo! . . . . . . . . Acha tum ho.. sorry yaar tum to wapas so jao isi mai hi […]

21. Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari

A mock attribution to Asif Ali Zardari as a religious sage, delivering cynical advice about dealing with the poor. Ager tum kisi ghareeb ko us ka haq nahi dila saktay to. jo us k pass he wo b cheen lo. Hazrat Allama Asif Ali Zardari

22. Meri qismat zardari jaisi kahan?

A wife accuses her husband of wanting her dead for her belongings — and he denies it, citing far worse luck than Zardari's. Wife : Tum tou chahty ho k main mar jaon aur meri tamam cheezai'n tumhari ho jaye'n ... Husband : Meri kismat ZARDARI jesi kahan???

23. Pervaiz Musharraf ka naam likh de

A mock blessing SMS that asks God to give all the reader's happiness — and sacrifice Musharraf to make it happen. Elahi aaj yeh farman likh de har khusi sms perhne wale k naam likh de Agar uski khushi k liye kisi ki jan chahiye To us pe PERVAIZ MUSHARRAF ka naam likh de

24. Jab dil nay nazron ko dekha to gunah ho gaya

Jab dil nay nazron ko dekha to gunah ho gaya , jab us nay mujh ko dekha to bayqrar ho gaya . Maine dil se pucha yeh tumhe kya ho gaya, has kar dil ne kaha mujhe pyar ho gaya .

25. Naye Varssh Ke Subh Avasar Par

Poetic Hindi New Year SMS describing the clock's hands moving as the new year brings happiness and a prayer for reunion. Dinn Beeta Andhera Huaa, Ghadi Ki Suiyaa Sarkane Lagi, Naya Saal Aatee Hi, Aapke Ghar Khusiyaa Barsane Lagi, Naye Varssh Ke Subh Avasar Par, Dil Se Duaa Hajaar Mile, Tum Mujhe Miloo Miliniyam, Mujhko […]

26. chand kisi aur ka ho gaya

Arz hai: Dil ke angan se chand ka didar ho gaya, mai dewana ho gaya,chand badalo mai kho gaya, maine badal hatne ka intjar kiya, tabtak chand kisi aur ka ho gaya..

27. Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do

Apni yad rakhnay ko kuch tou jan-e-man day do Apni muskurahatain apna bholapun day do Apni ankhain baksh do apna husn nawaz do Apna sakhan day do apnay dil ka dhun day do Tumharay dum say meray jevan mein khushiyain hain bahar hay Mein kuch kehna chahta hon mujhey tumse mohabbat hay, mujhey tum se […]

28. Acha wohe raha jo in ko nibha gaya

Un ka kiyaa dil main asay sama gaya.. Sehra main goya jasay hoo selaab aagya.. Ankhoon na meri ansoo say ashna thii.. Askhoo ka aaj tu hoon darya bhaa gaya... Main us ko bewafa kahoon mumqin nahi dost.. Her jand zakham dil pay wo meray laga gaya.. Jinay ki baat or hay marnay ki baat […]

29. Dil ki duniya pe chha gaya koi

Rasm-e-ulfat sikha gaya koi, Dil ki duniya pe chha gaya koi, Taa qayamat kisi tarah na bujhe, Aag aisi laga gaya koi...

30. Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya

Dil to Jalkar rakh ho gaya, magar in ankho se roya na gaya, kuch zakhm judai ke aise mile k phoolon ke bister pe bhi soya na gaya.

31. dil to dil tha

rooty es kader menaya na gaya. door itna ho gaye paas bulaya na gaya. dil to dil tha samendar ki ret nahe. likha diya jo naam to mitaya na gaya.

32. Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs

Bana gulab to kantay chubha gaya aik shakhs, Hua chiragh to ghar hi jala gaya aik shakhs, Tamam rang meray aur saray khuwab meray, Fasanay thay k fasana bana gaya aik shakhs, Mein kis hawa main uron kis fiza mein lehraon, Dukhon key jaal her su bicha gaya aik shakhs, Mohabbaton nay kisi ki bhula […]

33. apni yadoon ka ghulam ker gaya

aaj door se hi koi salam kar gaya, apni yadon ka ghulam ker gaya , apni zingagi girvi rakhi thi jiske paas, aaj wohi humain nilaam kar gaya........