Ab bush k baad OBAMA

Hindi Funny SMS

A comic poem in Urdu addressing Obama, urging him to tread carefully in Iraq where Bush already lost his dignity to a flying shoe.

Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"
"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".

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