Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad

Hindi Riddle SMS

A pre- and post-marriage riddle asking what a bride's father gives the groom before the wedding — and quietly reclaims afterward.

Is sawal ka jawab do

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..?

Its challenge 4 u!

Ans) chain, sukh, neendh, khushi etc.

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  1. Sharif aadmi shadi k baad

    2. Husband sweetly tells wife she is his everything; wife calmly responds that he is now her Farhan, Saad, and Noman combined. Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo! B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN […]

  2. Shadi bohut zarori hay

    3. One-liner marriage joke: marriage is essential in life — because life isn't all happiness, so you might as well guarantee some misery. Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai.. Kyon ki..? Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

  3. Shadi me 1 pathan

    4. Pathan eats for hours at a wedding banquet; explains he had no choice — the invitation card said 'Dinner 7 to 10 PM.' Shadi me 1 pathan bohut dair tuk khana kha raha tha, kisi ne pocha kab tuk khao gay? Pathan:me to khud kha-kha k dukhi hon, per kia karon card me likha tha […]

  4. Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan

    5. Punjabi verse about first love preserved in a dried flower found inside an old book, its scent still arriving through the pages. Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan kinjh skda bhul sajjna, mainu aj v milan kitaba cho tere vallo bheje phul sajjna. Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho. jindgi […]

  5. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay

    6. The common regret shared by marriage and phone purchases: if only you'd waited just a little longer, the next model would have been so much better. Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.:p

  6. Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se

    7. A cascade of women and complications — marriage promised to one, love given to another, and the list of names just keeps growing. Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se, Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se, Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se, Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se, Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se, Lekin […]

  7. Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

    8. Hoslay saray azma baithay, Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay, Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay, Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)

  8. Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

    9. Boy proposes; girl says her family won't agree — turns out she has a husband and three children already. Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi? Girl:Nahi Boy:Laikin Q? Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay? Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

  9. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?

    10. A boy nervously asks a girl to marry him at a hotel — gets called a puppy's child, misunderstands the insult, and the conversation spirals from there. Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

  10. Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi

    11. The evolution of a relationship told in communication patterns — from attentive girlfriend to dominant fiancée to a marriage that keeps the whole neighborhood awake. Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi, Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi, Phir woh meri mangetr bani, Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha Jab se woh meri BIWI bani, Hum dono […]

  11. Hum To Pehle Se Hi Ap K Hain

    12. ~Hum To Pehle Se Hi Ap K Hain.. . ~Kiya Zarorat Ha Humein Aazmane Ki. .. ~Yaad Na Kro To Koi Gham Nahi.. ~Par Khawahish Na Karna Kabhi Bhool Jane Ki.. .. .!

  12. Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye

    13. Warm Roman Urdu Eid SMS sent in a rush before the networks jam and the evening makes every message ordinary. Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye, Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye, Sare mob network jaam ho jayen Aur EID wish kerna aam ho jaye... "EID Mubarak"

  13. Pani dene se pehle boil...

    14. A doctor's simple advice to boil the baby's water before giving it leaves a Sardar genuinely worried about the child's survival. Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga...

  14. 2 din baad ....

    15. Funny advance Hindi Holi SMS giving two days' notice before the reader turns red, yellow, green, and black all at once. 2 Din Baad Aap LAAL, PEELE, HARE, KAALE ho jaoge. Ghabrao Nahi Yaar 2 Din Baad "HOLI" Hai And Remember I Am The First Person To Wish You "HAPPY HOLI"...

  15. Mohabbaton k baad bhi..

    16. Main usay kaise aikaila chor don is rah main sath jo chalta raha majboriyon k baad bhi. ban k khusboo rach gya hy yun mere ehsas main door ho paya nahi woh dooriyon k bad bhi rafta rafta us ko bhi ye duniya ra'as aa gye muskra k woh mila hy ranjishon k bad bhi […]

  16. Maut se pehle hamara sath na chor paoge

    17. Kia kahon tumhain? khuwab kahon to bikhar jaoge! dil kahon to toot jaoge! Lo, tumhara naam zindagi rakh deti hon..! Maut se pehle hamara sath na chor paoge...!!

  17. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

    18. Exam-season panic SMS: looking at the syllabus four days before the test feels like a song about change, but seeing the question paper confirms it's all unknown. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch […]

  18. ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo

    19. A piece of Roman Urdu advice to think before falling in love — and if that doesn't land, just watch the film Tere Naam. ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo, . . . . . . ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo, . . . . . . agar phir bhi […]

  19. RAAT hui jab shaam k baad

    20. RAAT hui jab shaam k baad Teri yaad aayi har baat k baad Hum ne khamosh rah kar bhi dekha Phir bhi teri aawaz aayi har saans k baad

  20. Suna hai mere baad...

    21. Suna hai mere baad ab wo Hansta b nahi hai Badal geya hai ab wo Pehle jaisa Bhi nahi hai Sab keh rahe hain Mujh se lout aao or usay sambhalo K tere baad wo kisi ki Sunta bhi nahi hai

  21. Mout ke baad yaad

    22. mout ke baad yaad aa raha hai koi, mitti mery kabr ki utha raha hai koi, a khuda do pal ki zindgi or de de, mery kabr se udas ja raha hai koi...

  22. Mubarak ho EID Ramadan k baad

    23. Warm poetic Roman Urdu Eid greeting comparing Eid after Ramadan to golden sunshine arriving after rain. Suhani dhoop barsat k baad, Thori si hasi her baat k baad, Usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko, Yeh EID Ramadan k baad. EID Mubarak

  23. Ab bush k baad OBAMA

    24. A comic poem in Urdu addressing Obama, urging him to tread carefully in Iraq where Bush already lost his dignity to a flying shoe. Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA" Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA" "BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".

  24. Yad kertay hain her sans k baad

    25. Sunehri dhoop barsaat k baad, Thori si hansi her baat k baad, Jaisay aati hay subha her raat k baad, Hum aap ko yaad kertay hain her sans k baad..

  25. Tumhare rooth jaane ke baad.

    26. Royengi ye aankhein muskuraane ke baad, Aayegi raat din dhal jaane ke baad, Tum kabhi naa ruthnaa mujhse ae yaar, Shayad ye zindagi hi na ruth jaaye, Tumhare rooth jaane ke baad.

  26. Pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

    27. A Pathan joins a funeral procession, mishears the prayer, and shouts 'Long Live!' at entirely the wrong moment. 1 jinaza ja raha tha bohut say log sath ja rahay thay 1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

  27. Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna

    28. Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri Jawani Likhna. Yeh Bhi Likhna K Mere Hoont Hansi Ko Tarse, Umer Bhar Ankh Se Behta Raha Pani Likhna.

  28. Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai

    29. Sans lainay se teri yaad aati hai, Yaad aanay se meri jaan jati hai, Kaise kehdoon k sirf sans se zindagi he, Sans bhi to teri yaad k baad aati hai,

  29. Ek terey aanay say pehlay aik teray janay k baad

    30. La pila day saqi paymana paimanay k baad, Host ki batain karonga hosh main aanay k baad, Waqt do hi zindagi main guzray hain kathin, Ek terey aanay say pehlay aik teray janay k baad

  30. Warid menu mein khushamdeed

    31. A fake phone company menu for marriage: press 1 for engagement, press 2 for wedding — and choke the first wife for a second one. Warid menu mein khushamdeed Rishte k liye 1 dabain, Mangni k liye 2 dabain, Shadi k liye 3 dabain, or DOSRI SHADI k lye PEHLI wali ka gala dabain...

  31. Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga

    32. Man insists marriage won't change him — he looked forward to getting married before it, and still looks forward to it after. Mein woh nai k shaadi hoi or badal gia, Mera wohi mizaj wohi zoq hoga, Shade se pehle bhi mujhe shadi ka shoq ho ga, Shadi k bad bhi mujhe shadi ka shoq […]

  32. Larke walo ki taraf se

    33. A Pathan and Sardar are caught taking food at a wedding and explain it simply: they're from the groom's side. 1 pathan or sardar ki khoob pitai hui. Dono roza khushai me mufta torte hue pakre gaye or us per bolte hen ? ? ? ? ? G, wo, hum larke walo ki taraf se […]

  33. Tujh sey dosti karne ka hisab na aya

    34. Tujh sey dosti karne ka hisab na aya, mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya, hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalon main, aur tujhey so kar bhi hamara khuwab na aya...!