Pani dene se pehle boil...

Hindi Funny SMS, Hindi Sardar SMS

A doctor's simple advice to boil the baby's water before giving it leaves a Sardar genuinely worried about the child's survival.

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga...

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