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1. Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan

Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan kinjh skda bhul sajjna, mainu aj v milan kitaba cho tere vallo bheje phul sajjna. Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho. jindgi cho jaane walyeo haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho. Na ji hunda na mar hunda na hunda saatho bhul sajjna. Mainu […]

2. ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo

ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo, . . . . . . ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo, . . . . . . agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film TERE NAAM dekhlo!!!!

3. Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye

Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye, Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye, Sare mob network jaam ho jayen Aur EID wish kerna aam ho jaye... "EID Mubarak"

4. Happy New Year sab se pehle

Rosni ko andhere se pehle, Dil ko Dhadkan se pehle, Pyar ko mohabbat se pehle, Khushi ko Gum se pehle, Apko or apke parivar ko **Happy New Year** sabse pehle.

5. Naye saal ki shubhkamnayein dene ka

Socha kisi apne se baat karein, apne kisi khaas ko yaad karein, kiya jo faislaa naye saal ki shubhkamnayein dene ka, dil ne kaha kyon na shuruwaat aapse karein…

6. Zindagi dene vale marta chod gye,

Zindagi dene vale marta chod gye, apnapan jitane vale tanha chod gye, jab padi zarurat hume apne humsafar ki vo saath chalne vale apna rasta hi mod gaye ...

7. Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

8. Zameen per nahin tot'ti pani mein tot jati hai

Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.

9. Hum To Pehle Se Hi Ap K Hain

~Hum To Pehle Se Hi Ap K Hain.. . ~Kiya Zarorat Ha Humein Aazmane Ki. .. ~Yaad Na Kro To Koi Gham Nahi.. ~Par Khawahish Na Karna Kabhi Bhool Jane Ki.. .. .!

10. Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi hai

Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi hai Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai, Ho jaye aap b inme shamil Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai GOOD MORNING

11. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

12. Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi, Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi, Phir woh meri mangetr bani, Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha Jab se woh meri BIWI bani, Hum dono bolte hain or muhalla sutna hai

13. Maut se pehle hamara sath na chor paoge

Kia kahon tumhain? khuwab kahon to bikhar jaoge! dil kahon to toot jaoge! Lo, tumhara naam zindagi rakh deti hon..! Maut se pehle hamara sath na chor paoge...!!

14. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

15. Pyase ko 1 qatra pani kafi hai

Pyase ko 1 qatra pani kafi hai, ishq mein 4 pal ki zindgani kafi hai. Dubney ko samander mein jayain kahan, unki palkon sey tapka wo pani kaafi hai.

16. Lahroon say pani ko hataya nahin jaata

Ghamon main hasnay walon ko rulaya nahin jata, Lahroon say pani ko hataya nahin jaata, Bananay walay ban jatay hain apnay, Kisi ko keh ker apna banaya nahin jata

17. Meri chahat hy pani k bulbulay jesi

Meri chahat ka hisab jo lagao gay, To meri chahat ko bayhisab pao gay, Meri chahat hay pani k bulbulay jesi, Zara sa thukrao gy to dhondtay reh jao ge,

18. Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad

Is sawal ka jawab do Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? Its challenge 4 u!

19. Teacher & bachay

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge. bachey:nahi pienge. Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge bachey:nahi karnge Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge. bachey: nahi kasenge. Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge. bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

20. Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt main muskurana chahiye... Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

21. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

22. 1 takleef de skata hon?

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon? Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

23. How are you ?

Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki kheriat ki malomat ki khwahish k jurm me mubtila hona chahta hai. Khudara! Hamein apni masrufiat se aagah kar k, humare qalb, zahen or rooh ki aamaizish ki halchal or iztirab ki kash-ma-kash me thehrao peda karne ki ek nakam koshish zaror kijie ga.Janab e qavi o buland […]

24. Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

25. A child after 3 month of marriage

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

26. 1 Police officer bachey se

1 Police officer bachey se: Beta: Kia tumhare abu "Al Qaida" mein hain? Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein . . "Noorani Qaida" pe hoon

27. Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao, sardarji replied u naughty pehle tum dikhao.

28. Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

29. Dosti mausam nahi

Dosti mausam nahi, apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye. dosti sawan nahi, toot k barse aur tham jaye. dosti aag nahi sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye. dosti aftab nahi chamke aur dob jaye, dosti phool nahi khile aur murjha jay. dosti to saans hai jo chale to sab kuch hai, jo toot […]

30. Doctor, medicine & pathan

Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

31. Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut

Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut, Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi, Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

32. Jo hum mehsoos kerte hain

Jo hum mehsoos kerte hain agar tum tak pohanch jaye tou bas itna samajh lena ye un jazbo'n ki khusbuu hay jinhai'n hum keh nahi sakte magar tum jo ijazat do tou chand lafzo'n main keh doon k tum bin jee nahi sakte ... K tum bin jee nahi sakte ...

33. Juda honay ka andaisha

Juda hone ka andesha' juda honE se pehle tha, Wo mujh se intehai khush' khAfa hone se pehle tha, Junoon ka doar guzra to mujhe b bhool betha wo, Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hone se pehle tha, Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy wo chor jayega, Bohat hi ba'wafa wo bewafa hone se pehle tha...