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1. ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo

ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo, . . . . . . ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo, . . . . . . agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film TERE NAAM dekhlo!!!!

2. Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan

Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan kinjh skda bhul sajjna, mainu aj v milan kitaba cho tere vallo bheje phul sajjna. Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho. jindgi cho jaane walyeo haye tusi kyu nei jande khawaba cho. Na ji hunda na mar hunda na hunda saatho bhul sajjna. Mainu […]

3. Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye

Is se pehle k EID ki shaam ho jaye, Mera SMS auron ki tarha aam ho jaye, Sare mob network jaam ho jayen Aur EID wish kerna aam ho jaye... "EID Mubarak"

4. Happy New Year sab se pehle

Rosni ko andhere se pehle, Dil ko Dhadkan se pehle, Pyar ko mohabbat se pehle, Khushi ko Gum se pehle, Apko or apke parivar ko **Happy New Year** sabse pehle.

5. Naye saal ki shubhkamnayein dene ka

Socha kisi apne se baat karein, apne kisi khaas ko yaad karein, kiya jo faislaa naye saal ki shubhkamnayein dene ka, dil ne kaha kyon na shuruwaat aapse karein…

6. Zameen per nahin tot'ti pani mein tot jati hai

Wo kon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.

7. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

8. Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!

9. Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi

Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi, Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi, Phir woh meri mangetr bani, Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha Jab se woh meri BIWI bani, Hum dono bolte hain or muhalla sutna hai

10. Santa k ghar main talaab ka pani

1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D

11. Shadi se pehle & shadi k baad

Is sawal ka jawab do Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? Its challenge 4 u!

12. Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye

Kabhi hosla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt main muskurana chahiye... Jab satwain(7th) din mein khujli ho to aathwain(8th)din nahaa lena chahiye..

13. How are you ?

Khaksar janab e faatir ul aqal ki kheriat ki malomat ki khwahish k jurm me mubtila hona chahta hai. Khudara! Hamein apni masrufiat se aagah kar k, humare qalb, zahen or rooh ki aamaizish ki halchal or iztirab ki kash-ma-kash me thehrao peda karne ki ek nakam koshish zaror kijie ga.Janab e qavi o buland […]

14. 1 Police officer bachey se

1 Police officer bachey se: Beta: Kia tumhare abu "Al Qaida" mein hain? Bacha: Uncle! Mujhe abu ka tu nahin pata per mein . . "Noorani Qaida" pe hoon

15. Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut

Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut, Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi, Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

16. Doctor, medicine & pathan

Doctor: Ye syrup 2 spoon subha, 2 dopahar, 2 raat ko, 3 din tuk lena hay Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy.

17. Lips pe infection

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

18. Dosti mausam nahi

Dosti mausam nahi, apni mudat pori kare aur rukhsat ho jaye. dosti sawan nahi, toot k barse aur tham jaye. dosti aag nahi sulge bharke aur rakh ho jaye. dosti aftab nahi chamke aur dob jaye, dosti phool nahi khile aur murjha jay. dosti to saans hai jo chale to sab kuch hai, jo toot […]

19. Checking patient at home

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay? Doctor:300 rs. Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab. Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai? Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai, Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

20. Susti ki intiha

susti ki intiha, Boy:papa aik glass paani de do Papa:khud le lo Boy:plz de do naa Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

21. Delay in punish

Hazrat Ali [R.A] Ka Farman Hy K "Saza Dene Main Der Karo Yahan Tak K Tumhara Ghussa Thanda Ho Jaye..."

22. Jam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye,

Jaam kerwa hai magar itna nahi k pia na jaye, zindagi main dard hai magar itna nahi k jia na jaye, sms kerny per paisay lagtay hain magar itney nahi kay kia na jaye;)

23. Jis jis ne phool dena hay

Aj Rat 12 Baje K bad Valentine's Day hay. Jis Jis Ne Hamein Phool Dena Hai Wo Line May Lag Jaye Koi Ek Dusray Ko Dhakka Nahi Day ga Jo Aaj Reh Jaye Wo Kal Aa Jaye

24. Sochti hon k ye dualat

Sochti hon ke ye dualat ye bungley ye gariaan ye dunia bhar k aisho aram sab chor kar chali jaon lekin phir sochti hon k . . . . . PHELE YE SAB MIL TO JAYE!!!!

25. 1 tum hi ko dekha

Na khuwabon me dekha na nazaron me dekha, 100 me 1 humne tum hi ko daikha, Ghum dene wale to her pal hain yahan, Her pal khushi dene walo me 1 tumhi ko dekha

26. Nikal lena apna ATM

Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga or phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi, or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye to tum nikal lena apna ATM

27. Doctor advised to rest for 1 month

Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas

28. Tujhey sub pata hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai? Father:tujhey sub pata hai! Child: nahin pata promise! Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

29. ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena

ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena, Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain, unka easy load na karwa lena

30. Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye

Dhadkan ke liye dil chahiye, Dil ke liye pyaar chahiye, Pyaar ke liye khushi chahiye, Khushi ke liye YAAR chahiye, aur YAARke liye.. aap hona.

31. Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Sardar ki wife inspecter se! Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-( Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:- to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

32. Bell kharab hay ...

Main Tumhare Ghar K Bahar Kaafi Der Se Khara Hoon Shayad Bell Kharaab Hy Darwaza Kholo . . . . . . Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko Tung Nahi Krna Chahiye ...:p

33. 1 takleef de skata hon?

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar. Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon? Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon