ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo

Hindi Funny SMS

A piece of Roman Urdu advice to think before falling in love — and if that doesn't land, just watch the film Tere Naam.

ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo,
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ishq karne se pehle uska anjaaam soch lo,
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agar phir bhi samajh na aaye to film TERE NAAM dekhlo!!!!

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