Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Hindi Exam SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Exam-season panic SMS: looking at the syllabus four days before the test feels like a song about change, but seeing the question paper confirms it's all unknown.

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

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  1. Exams ka saya hai,

    2. A melodramatic Urdu verse about exam stress comparing the whole ordeal to maya (illusion) — even the syllabus feels like a cosmic trick. Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

  2. Dekha Hilal-e-Eid to aaya Khayal Tera

    3. Romantic Urdu Eid couplet: spotting the Eid crescent in the sky immediately called up thoughts of the beloved. Dekha Hilal-e-Eid to aaya Khayal Tera Wo Aasman ka chand hai , Tuu Chand hai Mera

  3. Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo

    4. Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo, Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo, Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo! Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo....

  4. Aaj kajal jo lagaya to bohut yaad aaya

    5. aj khoya hua ik dost bohat yaad hai acha guzra hua waqt bohat yad aya meri aankh k her ansu pe rone wala aj jab aankh yeh roi to bohat yaad aya jo mere dard ko seene mein chupa lera tha aj jab dard hua mujhe to bohat yaad aya jo meri aankh mein kajal […]

  5. SAY NO TO EXAMS

    6. It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.

  6. Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

    7. Student lament about an ocean of syllabus, a river of studying, and ending up with barely a handful of marks. Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

  7. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

    8. A funny Roman Urdu exam rant pointing out that marriage, love, and death all happen once — so why on earth do exams keep coming back? Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai, Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai.. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

  8. eXams are there, at the paper u stare

    9. eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

  9. Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

    10. A hilariously honest Roman Urdu exam prep list showing every stationery item accounted for and absolutely no study notes in sight. Yahoooooo......!!!! Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi (';') Pen Pencil Scale Eraser Uniform ID Card Sub tayyar hay, Ab bus.... Parhna baqi hay :p

  10. Best of luck in your exams

    11. All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

  11. Exams are like Girl friends

    12. A funny exam comparison: too many questions, hard to understand, more explanation needed — just like a girlfriend. Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D

  12. Ankho mai dekha dil mee utar ke nahi dekha,

    13. Seen with eyes but never truly felt — love that stayed on the surface and never went deeper. Ankho mai dekha dil mee utar ke nahi dekha, Kasti ke logo ne samundar ko na dekha. Patthar Mujhe kahta hai mera chaane wala, Mai moom hoo usne mujhe chu ke nahi dekha.

  13. Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan

    14. Punjabi verse about first love preserved in a dried flower found inside an old book, its scent still arriving through the pages. Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan kinjh skda bhul sajjna, mainu aj v milan kitaba cho tere vallo bheje phul sajjna. Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho. jindgi […]

  14. Kaisa machis(matchbox) lay k aaya hai

    15. A Sardar matchbox joke where the son's thorough pre-purchase quality testing leaves every match in the box perfectly useless. Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Baywaqoof...kaisa machis lay k aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

  15. Jagti aankho me ek khuwab aaya,

    16. Jagti aankho me ek khuwab aaya, koi humdard hai mera yeh khayal aaya. chot lagi dil pe toh dhiyaan aaya, kal bhi tanha the aaj bhi khud ko tanha paya.

  16. uske labhon pe mera naam to aaya.

    17. Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aaya Khali hi sahi hathon mein jam to aaya Mein hoon bewafa sabko betaya usne Yun hi sahi, uske labhon pe mera naam to aaya.

  17. Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya...

    18. Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya... Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya

  18. Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

    19. Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL!

  19. Ai muhabbat tere anjam pey rona aaya

    20. Ai muhabbat tere anjam pey rona aaya, Jane kyu aaj tere naam pe rona aaya, Kabhi taqdir ka matam kabhi duniya ka gham, Manzile ishq mein har gaam pe rona aaya...

  20. Dil kay tukrey huay wo chunney na aaya

    21. Humesha muskura kay aansooun ko chupaya Ghum ko chupanay ka yehi rasta nazar aaya Kis kis ko batatey behtey ashkon ka sabab Kay derd-e-dil dil main kis nay jagaya Mehfilon main kahin bhi maza na raha Rakha dil pay pather to khud ko sajaya Baat bay baat apni aahain daba ker Yaron kay dermiyan kis […]

  21. Majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya

    22. Majnu nearly starved for three days waiting for Laila's SMS — she was waiting for the free-messaging window to open. majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.

  22. Kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume.

    23. Learned to long and suffer but never learned to forget love or to hurt someone else. kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume. kisi ke dil ko dukhana na aaya hume. kisi ke liye tadpna to seekh liya par apne liye kisi ko tadpana na aaya hume.

  23. Kuch log bohut yaad aate hain

    24. Jub yad ka album kholon to, Kuch log bohut yad ate hain, Main guzre dinon ka sochon to, Kuch log bohut yaad ate hain, Ab jane kis nagri main, Soay pare hain muddat se, Main raat gaye tuk jaogon to, Kuch log bohut yaad aate hain Kuch batein theen pholon jesi, Kuch khushbo jese lehje […]

  24. Kya lekar aaya tha?

    25. A teasing SMS quoting a philosophical line about what you bring into the world, then flipping it into a dig about someone avoiding SMS costs. Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim Tu kitnay Chillar bachayega .....

  25. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

    26. Pathan receives a blank SMS, calls back, and politely warns the sender that their mobile's ink has run out. 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!

  26. Hum To Pehle Se Hi Ap K Hain

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    28. Tried drawing your portrait as a keepsake to hold close — ended up using it to scare children instead. Teri yaad mein humne qalam uthaya liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar woh to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi...

  28. Naya saal aaya hai chalo

    29. Lively Hindi New Year SMS that borrows Bollywood energy — Dhoom Machale — to urge the reader to stop brooding and celebrate. Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor, Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum, Naya saal aaya hai chalo... DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

  29. Tum yaad humain bhi ker lena

    30. A ghazal about remembering and wanting to be remembered — we think of you, please think of us too. Ho raat akeli pichlay paiher or Chand gagan main aa jaye, Tum chand ki manend tanha ho ye baat tumhay tarpa jaye. Kuch khuwab saja kr palkoun pay Tum chand say batein kr laina, Hum yaad […]

  30. 3153600 seconds - sirf aap ko hi yaad kia

    31. In 1 year, 12 months, 365 days & nights, 8760 hours, 52560 min, 3153600 sec, sirf aap ko hi yaad kia. Aur sirf 2 mins lagay is jhoot ko type kernay mein :p;)

  31. Pani dene se pehle boil...

    32. A doctor's simple advice to boil the baby's water before giving it leaves a Sardar genuinely worried about the child's survival. Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga...

  32. Woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi

    33. Zindagi sabko milay zaroori to nahi, mohabat sabko milay zaroori to nahi. Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain, woh bhi hume yaad kare zarori to nahi.

  33. Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee

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