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- Jagti aankho me ek khuwab aaya,
- uske labhon pe mera naam to aaya.
- Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya...
- Ai muhabbat tere anjam pey rona aaya
- Kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume.
- Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
- Dil kay tukrey huay wo chunney na aaya
- 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
- Majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya
- Kaisa machis(matchbox) lay k aaya hai
- Dekha Hilal-e-Eid to aaya Khayal Tera
- Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo
- Naya saal aaya hai chalo
- Aaj kajal jo lagaya to bohut yaad aaya
- Mujhe tanha honay nahi detay
- Raat ki sabzi ka intezam
- Memon ka beta & girl friend
- Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay
- Abhi sath hai to bat kar lia karo
- Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo
- Baatein karke bhola na dena
- Kamabakth Ishq ne aaj mujhe rula diya
- Rishta Toot Jayega
- Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki
- Kia kahon tujhey ?
- Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega
- Wo sunta to main kehta
- Aap kion udaas baithay ho
- Balti bhar roh-e-afza
- Juda honay ka andaisha
- AAj ke friends I TELL U
- Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?
- Happy Promise Day Sher o Shayari
Jagti aankho me ek khuwab aaya, koi humdard hai mera yeh khayal aaya. chot lagi dil pe toh dhiyaan aaya, kal bhi tanha the aaj bhi khud ko tanha paya.
Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aaya Khali hi sahi hathon mein jam to aaya Mein hoon bewafa sabko betaya usne Yun hi sahi, uske labhon pe mera naam to aaya.
Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya... Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya
Ai muhabbat tere anjam pey rona aaya, Jane kyu aaj tere naam pe rona aaya, Kabhi taqdir ka matam kabhi duniya ka gham, Manzile ishq mein har gaam pe rona aaya...
kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume. kisi ke dil ko dukhana na aaya hume. kisi ke liye tadpna to seekh liya par apne liye kisi ko tadpana na aaya hume.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
Humesha muskura kay aansooun ko chupaya Ghum ko chupanay ka yehi rasta nazar aaya Kis kis ko batatey behtey ashkon ka sabab Kay derd-e-dil dil main kis nay jagaya Mehfilon main kahin bhi maza na raha Rakha dil pay pather to khud ko sajaya Baat bay baat apni aahain daba ker Yaron kay dermiyan kis […]
1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!
majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Baywaqoof...kaisa machis lay k aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.
Dekha Hilal-e-Eid to aaya Khayal Tera Wo Aasman ka chand hai , Tuu Chand hai Mera
Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo, Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo, Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo! Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo....
Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor, Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum, Naya saal aaya hai chalo... DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!
aj khoya hua ik dost bohat yaad hai acha guzra hua waqt bohat yad aya meri aankh k her ansu pe rone wala aj jab aankh yeh roi to bohat yaad aya jo mere dard ko seene mein chupa lera tha aj jab dard hua mujhe to bohat yaad aya jo meri aankh mein kajal […]
Kitnay gharoor mai hai Wo mujhe tanha chor k "saqi" unhein maloom nahi meray Aansu mujhe tanha honay nahi detay
Ae dost tu bhi likha kar shayri... Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega, log phainkaingay anday tematar, To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega
Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.
Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee.. Bussssssss! Ussi Din se Mohabbat " ANDHI " or husn " ZALIM " ho gaya […]
Sanson ka pinjara kisi din toot jayega, Phir musafir kisi rah mein choot jayega! Abhi sath hai to bat kar lia karo, Kia pata kub zindagi ka sath choot jayega
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, Rooh ka daman bhi sath chod jayega, Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo, Kal kya pata kon kiski zindgi se chala jayega.
Baatein karke bhola na dena, Fasana karke mita na dena, Agar day sako dosti to gham nahi, Par dost banke bhola na dena.
Kamabakth Ishq ne aaj mujhe rula diya, Jis pe marta tha usne hi bhula diya, Mein bhi uski Yaad bhulane k liye peeta gaya, Ek din zalim ne us mein bhi Zeher mila diya.
Khayal-o-Khawab ho kar reh gai hain ronaqain ghar ki Kisey maloom tha un ka sahara choot jayega Na kar tameer khawaboon key mahal shab ki sihai main Sahar hote hi in khawaboon se rishta toot jayega.....
Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki, Sabko adat ho gaye hai paise bachanay ki, SMS to company ne kab k sastay kar diye, Par fitrat nahi badli chillar bachanay ki
Kia kahon tujhey ? khuwab kahoon to toot jayega¢â‚¬Â¦...... .. Dil kahoon to bikhar jayega¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â¦........ Aa tera naam zindagi rakh du¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â¦ Kam se kam maut se pehle to tera sath na chuth payega¢â‚¬Â¦.
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega... Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo... Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha, wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. kamai zindagi bhar ki,usi k naam to kar di, mujhe kuch aur karna tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. kahan us ne suni meri,suni b un-suni kar di, usay maloom tha itna,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. […]
Wadiyon se soraj nikal aaya hai, Fizaon me naya rang chaya hai, Aap kion udaas baithay ho, ab to muskura do, hamara SMS aaya hai
Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU, Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH'AFZA bana diya...
Juda hone ka andesha' juda honE se pehle tha, Wo mujh se intehai khush' khAfa hone se pehle tha, Junoon ka doar guzra to mujhe b bhool betha wo, Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hone se pehle tha, Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy wo chor jayega, Bohat hi ba'wafa wo bewafa hone se pehle tha...
AAj ke friends I TELL U, Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO, Koi mujhe bole I MISS U, Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U, Kash koi mujh se kahy oh my dost/ i am just free 4 u
Kiya lay ker ayai thay----? Kiy lay kar jao gay...?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya..... . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p
Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge Koshish Yahi Rahegi Tujhe Na Satyaenge Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana Mar Bhi Rahe Honge To Mohlat Lekar Aayenge
Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim
Tu kitnay Chillar bachayega .....
Related SMS
- Kya lekar aaya tha?
- Jagti aankho me ek khuwab aaya,
- uske labhon pe mera naam to aaya.
- Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya...
- Ai muhabbat tere anjam pey rona aaya
- Kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume.
- Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
- Dil kay tukrey huay wo chunney na aaya
- 1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
- Kaisa machis(matchbox) lay k aaya hai
- Dekha Hilal-e-Eid to aaya Khayal Tera
- Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo
- Naya saal aaya hai chalo
- Majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya
- Aaj kajal jo lagaya to bohut yaad aaya
- Mujhe tanha honay nahi detay
- Abhi sath hai to bat kar lia karo
- Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo
- Baatein karke bhola na dena
- Raat ki sabzi ka intezam
- Memon ka beta & girl friend
- Kamabakth Ishq ne aaj mujhe rula diya
- Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thay
- Rishta Toot Jayega
- Kia kahon tujhey ?
- Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega
- Wo sunta to main kehta
- Aap kion udaas baithay ho
- Juda honay ka andaisha
- 6 things can come at any time
- Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki
- Happy Promise Day Sher o Shayari
- Osama Bin Laden's favourite song
Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim Tu kitnay Chillar bachayega .....
Jagti aankho me ek khuwab aaya, koi humdard hai mera yeh khayal aaya. chot lagi dil pe toh dhiyaan aaya, kal bhi tanha the aaj bhi khud ko tanha paya.
Dard hi sahi mere ishq ka inaam to aaya Khali hi sahi hathon mein jam to aaya Mein hoon bewafa sabko betaya usne Yun hi sahi, uske labhon pe mera naam to aaya.
Yun meray khat ka jawab aaya... Lifafay main aik gulaab aaya
Ai muhabbat tere anjam pey rona aaya, Jane kyu aaj tere naam pe rona aaya, Kabhi taqdir ka matam kabhi duniya ka gham, Manzile ishq mein har gaam pe rona aaya...
kisi ke pyar ko bhulna na aaya hume. kisi ke dil ko dukhana na aaya hume. kisi ke liye tadpna to seekh liya par apne liye kisi ko tadpana na aaya hume.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
Humesha muskura kay aansooun ko chupaya Ghum ko chupanay ka yehi rasta nazar aaya Kis kis ko batatey behtey ashkon ka sabab Kay derd-e-dil dil main kis nay jagaya Mehfilon main kahin bhi maza na raha Rakha dil pay pather to khud ko sajaya Baat bay baat apni aahain daba ker Yaron kay dermiyan kis […]
1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Baywaqoof...kaisa machis lay k aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.
Dekha Hilal-e-Eid to aaya Khayal Tera Wo Aasman ka chand hai , Tuu Chand hai Mera
Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo, Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo, Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo! Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo....
Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door, Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor, Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum, Naya saal aaya hai chalo... DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!
majnu ko laila ka sms naheen aaya, majnu ne 3 din se khana naheen khaya majnu marne wala tha laila ke piyar main aur laila baithi thi sms free honay k intizaar main.
aj khoya hua ik dost bohat yaad hai acha guzra hua waqt bohat yad aya meri aankh k her ansu pe rone wala aj jab aankh yeh roi to bohat yaad aya jo mere dard ko seene mein chupa lera tha aj jab dard hua mujhe to bohat yaad aya jo meri aankh mein kajal […]
Kitnay gharoor mai hai Wo mujhe tanha chor k "saqi" unhein maloom nahi meray Aansu mujhe tanha honay nahi detay
Sanson ka pinjara kisi din toot jayega, Phir musafir kisi rah mein choot jayega! Abhi sath hai to bat kar lia karo, Kia pata kub zindagi ka sath choot jayega
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, Rooh ka daman bhi sath chod jayega, Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo, Kal kya pata kon kiski zindgi se chala jayega.
Baatein karke bhola na dena, Fasana karke mita na dena, Agar day sako dosti to gham nahi, Par dost banke bhola na dena.
Ae dost tu bhi likha kar shayri... Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega, log phainkaingay anday tematar, To raat ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega
Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.
Kamabakth Ishq ne aaj mujhe rula diya, Jis pe marta tha usne hi bhula diya, Mein bhi uski Yaad bhulane k liye peeta gaya, Ek din zalim ne us mein bhi Zeher mila diya.
Kehte hain k 1000 saal pehle.... Husn or Mohabbat apas main Dost thy... 1 raat 2no sath thay k CHAND nikal aaya.. Mohabbat ney Chand ki Tareef Kardi ye baat Husn ko naagwar guzri.. Usne mohabbat ki aankhain noch lee.. Bussssssss! Ussi Din se Mohabbat " ANDHI " or husn " ZALIM " ho gaya […]
Khayal-o-Khawab ho kar reh gai hain ronaqain ghar ki Kisey maloom tha un ka sahara choot jayega Na kar tameer khawaboon key mahal shab ki sihai main Sahar hote hi in khawaboon se rishta toot jayega.....
Kia kahon tujhey ? khuwab kahoon to toot jayega¢â‚¬Â¦...... .. Dil kahoon to bikhar jayega¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â¦........ Aa tera naam zindagi rakh du¢â‚¬Â¦¢â‚¬Â¦ Kam se kam maut se pehle to tera sath na chuth payega¢â‚¬Â¦.
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega... Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo... Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha, wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. kamai zindagi bhar ki,usi k naam to kar di, mujhe kuch aur karna tha,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. kahan us ne suni meri,suni b un-suni kar di, usay maloom tha itna,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha. […]
Wadiyon se soraj nikal aaya hai, Fizaon me naya rang chaya hai, Aap kion udaas baithay ho, ab to muskura do, hamara SMS aaya hai
Juda hone ka andesha' juda honE se pehle tha, Wo mujh se intehai khush' khAfa hone se pehle tha, Junoon ka doar guzra to mujhe b bhool betha wo, Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hone se pehle tha, Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy wo chor jayega, Bohat hi ba'wafa wo bewafa hone se pehle tha...
In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.susu: isliye karke sona .
Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki, Sabko adat ho gaye hai paise bachanay ki, SMS to company ne kab k sastay kar diye, Par fitrat nahi badli chillar bachanay ki
Wada Karte Hain Dosti Nibhayenge Koshish Yahi Rahegi Tujhe Na Satyaenge Zarurat Pade Toh Dil Se Pukarana Mar Bhi Rahe Honge To Mohlat Lekar Aayenge
Osama Bin Laden's favourite song: "O Main Nikla Plane Leke Raste Mein New York Mein Ek Mod Aaya Main WTC Tod Aaya."