1 pathan ko khali msg aaya

Hindi Funny SMS

Pathan receives a blank SMS, calls back, and politely warns the sender that their mobile's ink has run out.

1 pathan ko khali msg aaya
Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha
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Woy yaara!
Tumko malum hay?
tumhara mobile ki siyahi
khatam ho gaya hy!

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