Kaisa machis(matchbox) lay k aaya hai

Hindi Sardar SMS

A Sardar matchbox joke where the son's thorough pre-purchase quality testing leaves every match in the box perfectly useless.

Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof...kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

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