chote log... baray log..

Hindi Funny SMS

Small people talk money, big people talk time, and the most attractive? They just send SMS — a cheeky observation on status.

chhote log..!!
"PAISE" ki baat karte hain.

Bare log..!
"TIME" ki bat karte hain..!
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"KHUBSURAT" log
"BAAT" hi nahin karte.
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woh sirf
"SMS" Karte hain.

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  1. Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath

    2. Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

  2. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

    3. A romantic approach that gets shut down the moment money comes up — no money means instant 'bhai' (brother) status. Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

  3. Woh humein bhulane ki baat karte hai

    4. Woh humein bhulane ki baat karte hain, Zara pucho humein kitna Yaad karte hain, Chehre pe hasi ka dikhawa hain, Magar Tanhaii mein Aansuon se Fariyaad karte hain.

  4. kub yaad kartay hain ?

    5. Roman Urdu verse about wanting others' happiness while sitting in wait, wondering when the person being thought of will send a message. Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain, Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain, Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain, Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...

  5. Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota

    6. Roman Urdu SMS turning MAD into a complimentary acronym (Most Attractive Dost), reframing an apparent insult as a sincere observation about uniqueness. Har laal rang RED nahin hota, Her murda DEAD nahin hota, Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai, Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota... MAD bolay to

  6. Naam ki kya baat kartey hoo

    7. Naam ki kya baat kartey hoo, Log chehrey tak bhul jaate hain, Tum Samundar ki baat karte hoo, Dubne waale to Aankhon mein bhi doob jaate hain.

  7. Yaad aate hain lifetime

    8. A warm Roman Urdu observation that people come and go every day, but a true friend is made once and remembered for a lifetime. Zindagi main log milte hain *EVERY TIME* Or ache lagte hain *SOME TIME* Dost bante hain *ONE TIME* Per yaad ate hain *LIFE TIME*

  8. SEND me all UR MONEY

    9. Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain & suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY & BE HAPPY.

  9. ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena

    10. Love advice: don't let romance ruin you — especially don't spend the vegetable money on mobile top-ups for someone. ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena, Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain, unka easy load na karwa lena

  10. Successful people make money

    11. Successful people make money. It's not that people who make money become successful, but that successful people attract money. They bring success to what they do. (Wayne Dyer)

  11. Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain

    12. Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain, Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hain. Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha, Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hain!

  12. Neend Nahi aati

    13. Rahte hain unke khayalon me, ab neend mujhe aati nahi, hanste hai ab jab bhi hum, bas yaad unhi ki aati hai, wo uski meethi muskan, humara dil dhadkati hai, jagte sote har pal hi, unki yaad hume tadpati hai, bas ek jhalak unki paakar, hum khush ho jaaya karte hain, jab bhi wo aate […]

  13. Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain

    14. Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain, Hum apni neend mein tera naam liya karte hain. Jab bhi aayain Hichkiyaan tumhain, Samajh lena hum tumhain yaad kiya karte hain....

  14. Zubaan se naam lete hain

    15. Zubaan se naam lete hain, Aankhon se aansu chalak jaate hain. Kabhi hazaro baatein kiya karte the, Aaj ek baat ke liye taras jaate hai.

  15. Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur

    16. Complains about spending real money on SMS while everyone in the group stays silent and just keeps asking for more. Mehil saji thi msgs ka tha daur, SMS maine kia tha kisi ne na kia GHOR, SMS mai paise lagey thay meray halal k, Or sab kanjoos keh rahay they 1 aur 1 aur

  16. Faqat tumhare liye ghazlain

    17. Roman Urdu ghazal declaring that real love is private and loyal: written for one person alone, never performed or put on display. Badnam Zamane main Mohabbat Nahen Karte, Dil Waly Tu Dushman Se Bhi Nafrat Nahen Karte, Ek Bar Jisy Chaha Sada Uss K Rahe Phir, Ham Log Amanat Main Khianat Nahen Karte, Tanhai Main […]

  17. Phoolon se bhi khubsurat ho tum.

    18. Four lines about someone more beautiful than flowers — a necessity, not just a pretty thing. Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum, Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum, Phool to khubsurat hote hai, Phoolon se bhi khubsurat ho tum.

  18. Boy: BUS aur LARKI

    19. A classic back-and-forth roast: boys compare girls to buses, and girls fire back with an equally sharp observation about how boys travel in packs. Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain....

  19. Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte

    20. Ishq ke sahare jiya nahi karte, Gum ke pyalo ko piya nahi karte, Kuchh Nawab dost hain hamare, Jinko Preshan na karo to wo yaad bhi kia nahi karte

  20. The most beautiful people

    21. The most beautiful people in the world are not those with attractive faces or skinny body, but those who know how to respect the beauty of others.

  21. Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor Diya

    22. Saza Pe Chor Diya Jaza Pe Chor Diya Har Ek Kam Hum Ne Khuda Pe Chor Diya Woh Hum Ko Yad Rahkta Ya Bhula Deta Usi Ka Kaam Tha Usi Ki Raza Pe Chor Diya Us Ki Marzi Bujha De Ya Phir Jala Rakhe Cheragh Hum Ne Jala Kar Hawa Pe Chor Diya Us Se […]

  22. Hont nahi keh sakte jo afsana dil ka

    23. Hont nahi keh sakte jo afsana dil ka, Shayad nazar se wo baat ho jaaye, Iss umeed se karte hain intezar raat ka ki Shayad sapno me mulaqat ho jaye.

  23. kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

    24. A double-meaning SMS stringing together increasingly suggestive descriptions of how different people charge their mobile phones overnight. kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker […]

  24. Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate

    25. Eid is a celebration for muslims to celebrate Eid is time to say Eid morak and pray Some muslims give money to their children and say Eid mobarak. Some muslims go to their friend and neigbours. Some people give money to other children, they don't just give money to their own children, they give money […]

  25. Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal

    26. Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

  26. Hamari qismat to taron jaisi hai

    27. Roman Urdu SMS comparing the sender's fate to stars — not admired like the moon, but called on only to fall. Aap to chand ho jise sab yad karte hain or hamari kismat to taro jaisi hai, hume yad karna to door.Log apni khawahish ke liye hamare tutne ki fariyad karte hain.

  27. Badalna aata nahi humko mousamon ki tarah

    28. Doesn't know how to change like seasons — keeps waiting in every form, loving without measure. Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

  28. Hadson ki waja say bachay

    29. A road-safety observation: accidents happen in the front seat because of children, and children happen in the back seat because of closeness. Avoid cars entirely. Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain; Or peeche wali seat par HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain.. So, plz. Avoid […]

  29. Dil mey KHUDA hain....sub mujh per FIDA hain

    30. Dil mey KHUDA hain, Aankh mey NASHA hain, Baat mey MAZAA hain, Chaal mey ADAA hain, Andaaz bhi JUDAA hain, Pyar mey WAFAA hain! Arrey.... isiliye toh sab log Mujh per FIDAA hain...

  30. Suno tum yad atay ho aur hum soya nahin karte

    31. Safar tanha nahin karte Suno aesa nahin karte Chalo tum raz ho apna Tumhain afsha nahin karte Suno jis ka muqaddar ho ossey chora nahi karte Jisay shafaf rakhhna ho ussey maila nahin karte Jo bas jata hai dharkan main ussey bhula nahin karte Kisi ko dil dete waqt boht socha nahin kartey Jo pehlay […]

  31. GirlFriend asked what is love

    32. GirlFriend to her BoyFriend: What Is Love ? ? People Talk So Much About Love But I Don’t Really Know What It Is . . . ? BF (Replied): When I Get Angry On You & You Try To Persuade Me That Feeling Is Love, When I Don’t Talk To You & You Get Worried […]

  32. mazaq ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

    33. Advice on staying calm when people insult you with any number of names — until they call you beautiful, which crosses a line. Log aapko BURA kahe dont mind PAGAL kahe ghussa nahi hona JAHIL kahe tou bhi kool rehna or agr KHUBSURAT kahe tou mun pai aik thappar marna mazaq ki bhi koi had […]

  33. Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki

    34. SMS became cheap long ago but people's cheapskate habits never changed — still hoarding every paisa even when texting costs almost nothing. Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki, Sabko adat ho gaye hai paise bachanay ki, SMS to company ne kab k sastay kar diye, Par fitrat nahi badli chillar bachanay ki