chote log... baray log..

Hindi Funny SMS

chhote log..!!
"PAISE" ki baat karte hain.

Bare log..!
"TIME" ki bat karte hain..!
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"KHUBSURAT" log
"BAAT" hi nahin karte.
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woh sirf
"SMS" Karte hain.

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