Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki

Hindi Funny SMS

SMS became cheap long ago but people's cheapskate habits never changed — still hoarding every paisa even when texting costs almost nothing.

Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki,
Sabko adat ho gaye hai paise bachanay ki,

SMS to company ne kab k sastay kar diye,
Par fitrat nahi badli chillar bachanay ki

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  1. 1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab

    2. A fly visits the doctor after falling into tea — a Memon sucked on it so enthusiastically the fly is in a terrible state. 1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab thi wo doctor k paas gayai! Doctor: kiya howa? Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi ek "MEMON" nay choos choos ker bura haal ker […]

  2. Ho jao agar zamane say dukhi

    3. Ho jao agar zamane say dukhi, Bikta hai gham dushman k bazaar main, Lakhon dard chupay hotay hain, Ek chotay say inkaar main, Ho jao agar zamanay say dukhi, To sawagat hai "wakeel" k darbaar main

  3. Zamane se nahin hum tanhai se darte hain

    4. Zamane se nahin hum tanhai se darte hain, Pyar se nahin hum rusvayee se darte hain, Dil mein umang hai tujhse milne ki, Par milne ke baad aane wali judaai se darte hain.

  4. Phir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate

    5. College friendships and that careless time don't come back — once those birds fly in the free wind, those days are gone. Hoton pe dosti ke fasaane nahi aate, Saahil pe samandar ke khazaane nahi aate. Udne do parindo ko abhi shokh hawa main, Phir laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate.

  5. You or their thinking changed

    6. "The only reason behind broken relation is., Either they think that u r changed., Or Their thinking about u is changed..."

  6. So I Am Texting You..:P :P

    7. Boy: Hi Girl: Hey How Are You . What Are You Doing ? Boy: I Am Texting To The Most Beautiful Girl Of The World. Girl: (Emotionally) Awwwwww. ...... :'( :D :D So Sweet Of You :) :) . . . Boy: But She Is Not Replying So I Am Texting You..:P :P

  7. Shaitan ki kamzori

    8. Roman Urdu story of Shaytan telling the Prophet the six Muslim habits — from giving salam to starting with Bismillah — that he cannot overcome. 1 din Rasool (S.A.W) ny Shaitan ko kmzori ki halat mai dekha or wja pochi, Usny kaha Ae RASOOL E KHUDA Ap (s.a.w) ki umat sy sakht ranj uthata hon, […]

  8. u cant change the future

    9. Marco Polo said: "U can not change ur future.... but u can change ur habits.... and surely ur habits will change ur future"

  9. Free Calls To Pakistan

    10. Unlike our free SMS facility, free call offer is not directly offered by us, neither it's totally free or free forever. Free Calls to Pakistan is actually a trial offer provided by a third party giving you 5 minutes of free Calls to Pakistan.After you are done with your trial you can topup / recharge […]

  10. Sare gawahon aur bayanat

    11. A mock court verdict: anyone who read the SMS without sending one back is officially declared a Memon (i.e., a cheapskate). Sare gawahon aur bayanat ko mad-e-nazar rakhte howay ye adalt, dafa 420 k tahet $m$ parhne wale ko $m$ na bhejne k jurm me "MEMON" Qarar deti hai.

  11. 1 kanjos tha

    12. Describes someone as an extreme cheapskate with escalating adjectives — then tells the reader that person is nothing compared to them. 1 kanjos tha khalis kanjos bilkul kanjos bohut bara kanjos zabardust kanjos Arey aap kion naraz ho rahe hain ? Aap k samnay to woh kuch bhi nahi tha.!

  12. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

    13. A complaint about cheapskate friends who text but never call — and the bad luck of collecting exactly those kinds of people. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain, Call kerne se jo darte hain, BADLUCK to dekho..!! aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,

  13. Make sure it's cheap

    14. The 1st Advice Of Father To His Son When Son Got His Driving License Made, Is "Remember 1 Thing Son If U're Going To Hit Anything, Make Sure Its Cheap"

  14. Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!

    15. Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER!, It becomes your DESTINY!!!

  15. Kya lekar aaya tha?

    16. A teasing SMS quoting a philosophical line about what you bring into the world, then flipping it into a dig about someone avoiding SMS costs. Kya lekar aaya tha? Kya lekar jayega? Mujhe SMS na karke Zalim Tu kitnay Chillar bachayega .....

  16. Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !!

    17. A Smile costs less than Electricity. But..... Gives more light !! So Always Keep Smiling..... & Prove that u're the Best TubeLight !!

  17. Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai

    18. Observes that the world is cruel and SMS is cheap — yet people still can't bring themselves to send one. De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata, Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata, Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai, SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata

  18. A mobile is like women

    19. A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

  19. My blood is not costly

    20. My blood is not costly, It is very cheap. But, My heart is very very costly, Bcoz, it is full of . . . . "YOUUUU"

  20. Prefer texting over calls

    21. I Prefer Texting Over Phone Calls Because It Gives Me More Time To Think About What To Say:)

  21. Mobile texting with a low battery

    22. Mobile Texting With 3% Battery Is A Lot Like The Band Playing While Titanic Sank

  22. Happy April Fool's Day 2027

    23. Yes, today I am here to wish you Happy April Fool's Day 2027. And let me admit that I am happy today. I am Happy Today because: When many peoples are lying and making April Fool, I haven't lied. When many peoples are cheating, I haven't cheated anyone. When almost everyone is hurting by false […]

  23. Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

    24. Munna Bhai turns on the charm to guilt-trip a friend who has been hoarding SMS credits and sending back absolutely nothing. Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara […]

  24. 1 pathan aero plane mein

    25. Pathan grabs the pilot's headphones mid-flight — he paid for the ticket, so why should the pilot get the music to himself? 1 pathan aero plane me pilot say headphone cheen leta hai. Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho? Pathan says: Ticket ka paisa hum bhare aur gana tum akela suney:p

  25. Hug is the loving gift

    26. Hug is the loving gift that costs no money and can be distributed for free to make the love grow. Love you honey on the hug day.

    27. Hug is the loving gift that costs no money and can be distributed for free to make the love grow. Love you honey on the hug day!

  27. Be a diode/transistor/resistor & capacitor

    28. Be ~A DIODE To Remove Negative Thinking ~A TRANSISTOR To Amplify The Character ~A RESISTOR To Drop Bad Habits ~A CAPACITOR To Store Good Thoughts:-)

  28. I've changed my mind!

    29. Sam: I Have Changed My Mind. Ali : Good So Does This One Work Better?

  29. U & I together

    30. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together. “Happy Propose Day”

  30. Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

    31. An April Fools countdown SMS building five-second bomb-blast suspense before blaming the dud on cheap Chinese manufacturing. Door Ho Jao, Ye SmS 5 Second K Baad Phat Jayega! 00:05 00:04 00:03 00:02 00:01 00:00 ---------- Nahi Phata? Naqli (fake) ?? Ye Bhi China Ka Maal Nikla

  31. Memon and banana shopkeeper

    32. Memon bargains so hard at a fruit stall that he ends up buying the banana peel without the fruit. Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p

  32. Life has changed

    33. Talking to your old friend makes u realize how much your life has changed... :(

  33. Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata

    34. A mosquito bites someone in broad daylight; when challenged, it explains the economy is bad and it's doing overtime. Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata, admi ne kaha:"tum to rat main kat'tay hona?" Macher bola,"ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon."