Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki

Hindi Funny SMS

Kia halat ho gai hai zamane ki,
Sabko adat ho gaye hai paise bachanay ki,

SMS to company ne kab k sastay kar diye,
Par fitrat nahi badli chillar bachanay ki

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