Sare gawahon aur bayanat

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Sare gawahon aur bayanat ko
mad-e-nazar rakhte howay
ye adalt,
dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ parhne wale ko
$m$ na bhejne k jurm me
"MEMON" Qarar deti hai.

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    2. Sitam sehne ki bhi koi had hoti hai, kisi ko satane ki bhi koi had hoti hai, SMS bhejne ki koshish keroo, Mufat k SMS parhne ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

  2. A Memon on his death time

    3. A Memon on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I'm here My sons & daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D

  3. Mere love letters wapis karo

    4. Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D

  4. Memon and banana shopkeeper

    5. Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de :p

  5. Woh subah ki thandak

    6. Woh subah ki thandak, Woh toliye ki khushbu, Woh shamp ki bottle, Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon, . . . . . Tum kiya jano ye to sirf nahanay wale hi jante hain:p

  6. Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hain

    7. Na to yaado ko yaad rakhte hain Na hi sapno ko saath rakhte hain Hum to buss unko yaad rakte hain Jo hamein dil ke pass rakhte hain

  7. 1-jan-2027 ko ... saza sunai jati hai

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  10. 1 memon or arbi

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  12. Yad aon to bas ....

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  13. Uff mere sms k dewane log

    14. *GRP MSG* a# is*& @le$$ =not/i/2nd # and$lut& Le$$8th@t /i/@ndPo$t&nB@L# Uff mere sms k dewane log. Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:)

  14. Kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay

    15. Kisi ki chahat pe zinda rehne wale hum na the, kisi pey mar mitne wale hum na thay, aadat si par gayi tumhe yaad karne ki, warna kisi ko yaad karne wale hum na thay.

  15. Har shakal bus teri hi nazar aati ha

    16. Tumhari hansi ki ek nazar yaad aati hay, Zindagi ki har shaam subah nazar aati hay, Jab say daikha hay tujhey dil ki aankhon say, Har shakal bus teri hi nazar aati ha..

  16. Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho

    17. Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho . . . Na koi tumharay paas ho . . . . Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho, . . . Na koi tumhari nazar main ho, . . . Tu samajh laina k tum .. . . . . . . BATHROOM main ho :p

  17. Aaj kal mein free hun

    18. Buzrgon ka qual he ky. Ek akalmand se kuch der bat karna ek mahene tak ketab parhne se behtar he. Tu aaj kal me free hun aap jab chahen bat kar saktay hein.

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  19. Dilon ko khareedney wale hazar mil jayege

    20. Dilon ko khareedney wale hazar mil jayege, Aap ko dagha dene wale bar-bar mil jayege, Milega na aapko hum jesa koi, Milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.

  20. Dosron ka time ....

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  21. Nazar ne Nazar se mulaqat kar li,

    22. Nazar ne Nazar se mulaqat kar li, Rahe dono chup par bat kar li, Khushiyon ka mausam kuch iss kadar badla, Ki in aankhon ne ro-ro kar barsaat kar li.

  22. Is dafa to barishein rukti nahin faraz

    23. Is dafa to barishein rukti nahin faraz, Hum ne ansu kia piye k saray mosam ro paray

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  24. Hamain bhula na dena

    25. Nazar Mila ker hum say nazar chura na lena, Dost bun ker hum ko gawan na daina, Mana k hum door hain aap say.., Is baat ko bahana bana ker humain bhula na dena...

  25. Jab bhi aap se milne ki Taqdeer nazar aayi

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  26. Beautiful name

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  28. Mujrim bhi tha mohsin bhi mera lagta tha

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  29. Mujhe tujhse milne ki taqdeer nazar aayi

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  30. H¥ppy R¥i±y D¥y D¥

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  32. ik bar mujh say door ja k daikh kabhi

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