Sare gawahon aur bayanat

Hindi Funny SMS

A mock court verdict: anyone who read the SMS without sending one back is officially declared a Memon (i.e., a cheapskate).

Sare gawahon aur bayanat ko
mad-e-nazar rakhte howay
ye adalt,
dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ parhne wale ko
$m$ na bhejne k jurm me
"MEMON" Qarar deti hai.

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    10. A fly visits the doctor after falling into tea — a Memon sucked on it so enthusiastically the fly is in a terrible state. 1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab thi wo doctor k paas gayai! Doctor: kiya howa? Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi ek "MEMON" nay choos choos ker bura haal ker […]

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    11. Memon's house caught fire and burned down; he couldn't save it because he spent the whole night calling the fire brigade on missed calls. 1 memon k ghar ko aag lag gai, woh ghar ko bacha nahin saka, guess kion? because wo sari raat fre brigade walon ko miss calls marta raha.

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  12. 1 memon 14th floor se neche gira

    13. Memon falls from the 14th floor and on the way down spots his wife cooking — shouts not to make his roti. 1 memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

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