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Uff mere sms k dewane log
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Uff mere sms k dewane log.
Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:)
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- Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
- 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
- Mere love letters wapis karo
- Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja
- Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
- Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi
- Ae mere SMS Khata na karna
- Mere dil ke liye bane ho
- JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
- Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko
- O mere makhna meno yad rakhna
- Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
- Aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI
- Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Dost / Yaar.
- kuch din main kai baar kertay hain
- Phool gir jate hain, jub ap ate ho
- Aaj kal mein free hun
- kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain
- Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....
- Sharif aadmi shadi k baad
- SMS kerne pe jo marte hain
- Bari fursat mein banaya hoga
- Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo'attar Hawa-e-Eid
- 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?
- Agar Tum DON hotay to dialouge kya hotay?
- Sare gawahon aur bayanat
- Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do
- SMS bhejne ki koshish keroo
- Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
- Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
- Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain
- one girl asked to pappu
- Cricket ground, girlfriends & players
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.
Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D
Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana, soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss U kehna..!
Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
Ae mere SMS Khata na karna, Qadmon mai ja Girnaaa Puchey jo Haal, Jhuk ker Eid Mubarak kehna
Kbhi kabhi main tumhe dekhta hun aur sochta hun ki tum sirf mere liye bane ho lekin phir sochta hun k tum toh mere dil ke liye bane ho my jan I Miss you
JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik? Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding, mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta. JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.
O mere makhna meno yad rakhna, Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna, kisey da dil na torna, Mgar sms karrna na chadna
Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar, Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar, Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar, Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari, kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.
Es Naye Saal mai.. Jo to chahe wo tera ho, Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho, Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar, Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.
kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log bar baar kertay hain kuch din main kai baar kertay hain kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar k so jate hain . . . . . . Tub jaa ker hota hai unka mobile charge :p
Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. . . . . . Andhe ho! Zara dhayan se hchala karo, Gamlon say kion takrate ho?
Buzrgon ka qual he ky. Ek akalmand se kuch der bat karna ek mahene tak ketab parhne se behtar he. Tu aaj kal me free hun aap jab chahen bat kar saktay hein.
Na jane log kion dartay hain, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain, Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein, Jo MISCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: Aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo! B.V: aor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain, SAAD hain NOMAN hain
SMS kerne pe jo marte hain, Call kerne se jo darte hain, BADLUCK to dekho..!! aisy KANJOOS dost mere hi palle parte hain,
Log kehte hain k khuda ney aapko badi fursat mein banaya hoga.... " simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".
Gulshan ko kar rahi Mo'attar Hawa-e-Eid Aata nahi kuch Nazar kuch b Siwaye Eid Meri Taraf se Eid Mubarak ho Aap ko Bus Mere pass hai Yehi Tohfaa Bara-e-Eid
Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge? Student: sir, asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p
Agar Tum Don hotay to dialouge kya hotay? Mere sar par baal aanay ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naa'yi kar rahay hain, par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...
Sare gawahon aur bayanat ko mad-e-nazar rakhte howay ye adalt, dafa 420 k tahet $m$ parhne wale ko $m$ na bhejne k jurm me "MEMON" Qarar deti hai.
Aj apne dil k derwazy mere liye khol do, Jo kuch hy DIL main bus bol do, Agar Hamara SMS achi nahin hay to ap ko qasam hy . . Isi waqt apna mobile toor do:p
Sitam sehne ki bhi koi had hoti hai, kisi ko satane ki bhi koi had hoti hai, SMS bhejne ki koshish keroo, Mufat k SMS parhne ki bhi koi had hoti hai.
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain *vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain, jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain, sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin, kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain
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