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JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding,
mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta.
JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p
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- Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
- Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke
- Mere love letters wapis karo
- Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
- Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi
- Uff mere sms k dewane log
- Ae mere SMS Khata na karna
- Mere dil ke liye bane ho
- 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
- Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko
- O mere makhna meno yad rakhna
- Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja
- Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
- Aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI
- Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Dost / Yaar.
- Benefits of Load shedding
- HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING
- Pakistan, Pakistan & mera paigham pakistan
- Zardari ka Farman
- Time bhi barha diya..!!
- Wife ko mahengi jaga jana hay:p
- Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon
- is zindagi se tu mout achi
- Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai
- Bohat chotay ho, thora intezaar karo
- Teri Zaat hi to GHAFOOR Hai..!
- ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena
- Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali say
- Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,
- Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo
- Behtareen Log
- Main tumse kuch kahna chahta hun,
- Mungfali reori bhara truck
Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kare Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To, . . . Shohar Ko Chahye K Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre, . . . Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le... =P "Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke"
Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D
Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
*GRP MSG* a# is*& @le$$ =not/i/2nd # and$lut& Le$$8th@t /i/@ndPo$t&nB@L# Uff mere sms k dewane log. Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:)
Ae mere SMS Khata na karna, Qadmon mai ja Girnaaa Puchey jo Haal, Jhuk ker Eid Mubarak kehna
Kbhi kabhi main tumhe dekhta hun aur sochta hun ki tum sirf mere liye bane ho lekin phir sochta hun k tum toh mere dil ke liye bane ho my jan I Miss you
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.
O mere makhna meno yad rakhna, Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna, kisey da dil na torna, Mgar sms karrna na chadna
Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana, soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss U kehna..!
Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar, Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar, Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar, Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari, kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.
Es Naye Saal mai.. Jo to chahe wo tera ho, Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho, Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar, Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.
Load shedding k fawa'id: Generator,UPS & Candle walon ko rozgar ki farahmi. Mobile charge na hone se balance & time saving. Public service sms brought 2 u by KESC.
Her khushi, hansi mange ap se, Her phool, khushbu mange aap se, Itni roshni ho apki zindagi me k, khud WAPDA connection mangay apse, "HAPPY LOAD SHEDDING"
Khuda ki khaas rehmat hai buzurgun ki bashaarat hai kayee nasloun ki qurbaani kaye nasloun ki mehnat hai asaasa hai jiyaaloun ka shaheedoun ki amaanat hai jab hee tareekh ne rakha hai is ka naam pakistan andheroun ko mitaaye ga ujaala ban k chaaye ga yeh qissa inqilaabi hai naye duniya banaye ga agar Allah […]
Zardari ka Farman, Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan, Mulk ko bana do Qabristan, Khatam karo musalman, Dollar hai apna Eman, Or Bush hai Abba jaan,
TIK TIK TIK TIK Aata Daal Ghee Cheeni Chawal Doodh Tail Gosht Petrol K baad ab Aah Time bhi barha diya..!!
Wife:" Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji" . . . Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..." . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain:D
Azad Pakistan k nalaiq nojavanon, Agar aaj valentines day ya friendship day hota to INBOX full hota, chalo jalsi say utho aur sub ko wish karo. . . "HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY"
Aik admi:is zindagi se tu mout achi Achanak aik farishta aya aur kaha tumhari jan lene ka hukum hua hai Admi: ye lo yahan per tu mazaq bhi nahin ker sakte!
De kar haath dosti ka wapis lia nahi jata, Is nazuk mohabbat ko zakham diya nahi jata, Such yeh duniya badi zalim hai, SMS itna sasta he phir bhi kia nahi jata
Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo, hawain kehti hain pyar karo, ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo, lekin . . ghar walay kehtay hain ke tussi bahot chotay ho thora intezaar karo,
~ÂAEY RABÂ~ TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr, Ye Meri Nazr ka Qasoor Ha, TERI Rah Guzar Me Qadam Qadam, Kahein Arsh Ha, kahein Toor Ha! Ye Bja Ha MALIK-E-DO JAHAN, Meri Bandagi Me Qasoor Ha, Ye khata Ha Meri khata Mgr, TERA Nam B To GHAFOOR Ha, Ye Bta ma TUJH Se Miloon kahan, Mujhe […]
ishq main barbadi na kerwa lena, Apne ammi k arman khak mai na mila dena, jo paise ghar se sabzi laane k liye milte hain, unka easy load na karwa lena
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, programe karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao ghar wali say:p.
Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay, Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain, Pata hay kub..??? ? ? ? "Jub light aati hay."
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo, itna bhi gair na samjho k baat hi na kiya karo, phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo
1-Tumhare behtareen loog wo hain jo tum me achay ikhlaq k malik hain. (MUSLIM BUKHARI)
main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu, wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye, wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz "MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
, ,--,!",",",",",",",",",'''",''! , / - , ,! , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ! ",-o-'",",",'",",",",o'o",-", e truck Mugfali,Reori, bhugge te Gachak load krwa k bhej Riha haan,la lena (HAPPY LOHRI)