JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?

Hindi Funny SMS

JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding,
mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta.

JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p

Related SMS

  1. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

    2. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

  2. Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke

    3. Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kare Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To, . . . Shohar Ko Chahye K Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre, . . . Bal K Khud Uth K Pani Pee Le... =P "Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke"

  3. Meray kum sakhan ka yeh hukum tha

    4. Meray kum sakhan ka yeh hukum tha, K kalam us say mein kum keron Meray hont aisay silay k phir meri chup nay us ko rula dia

  4. Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo

    5. Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo, Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo, Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant, Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..

  5. Mere love letters wapis karo

    6. Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo! :D

  6. Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

    7. Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

  7. mere hamsafar

    8. Mere Humsafer, mere Hum-nasheen Main ne Rab se manga to kuch nahi Per jub bhi mangi koi dua! Nahi manga kuch bhi "Tere Siwa" Ye talab kya k mera Khuda! Naye ehad ki Sabhi rahtain, Sabhi chahtain, Wo ata kre tujhe manzlain, Ye talab kya k mera Khuda! Tujhe Bakht de, Tujhe Taj de Tujhe […]

  8. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

    9. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

  9. Kyu dil k mere tukray kar diye

    10. Kyu dil k mere tukray kar diye, kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan sey baha diye, gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhain, kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhar diye

  10. Mere dil ko nikal laina Faraz

    11. Dafnane Se pehlay Mere Dil Ko Nikaal Lena "FARAZ" Kahin Khaak Main Na Mill Jaye Mere Dil Main Rehnay Wala

  11. Uff mere sms k dewane log

    12. *GRP MSG* a# is*& @le$$ =not/i/2nd # and$lut& Le$$8th@t /i/@ndPo$t&nB@L# Uff mere sms k dewane log. Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:)

  12. Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy

    13. Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy, Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay, Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy, Jaise purani haeli main "BHOOT" ka saaya hay

  13. Mere dil ke liye bane ho

    14. Kbhi kabhi main tumhe dekhta hun aur sochta hun ki tum sirf mere liye bane ho lekin phir sochta hun k tum toh mere dil ke liye bane ho my jan I Miss you

  14. Ae mere SMS Khata na karna

    15. Ae mere SMS Khata na karna, Qadmon mai ja Girnaaa Puchey jo Haal, Jhuk ker Eid Mubarak kehna

  15. Woh nadiyan nahi thi, mere aansu thay

    16. Woh nadiyan nahi thi mere aansu thay, Jis per mere dost kashtiyan chalatay rahay, Manzil milay unhain ye chahat thi meri, Isliya hum ansu pe ansu bahatay rahay...

  16. Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna

    17. Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri Jawani Likhna. Yeh Bhi Likhna K Mere Hoont Hansi Ko Tarse, Umer Bhar Ankh Se Behta Raha Pani Likhna.

  17. Raat si tanha khamoshi hai mere dil mein..

    18. Raat si tanha khamoshi hai mere dil mein.. Shayad kuch jazbaat ki kami hai iss dil mein.. Pehle to hum harr baat par haste ya rote the.. Par ab shayad koi ehsaas hi nahi hai mere dil mein!!

  18. Mujeh Ye Zid nahi mere Galay ka Haar ho jao

    19. Mujeh Ye Zid nahi mere Gally ka Haar ho jao Akhela Chor dena , tum jahaan Be-zaar ho jao Bhot Jaldi Samajh mein aany lagty ho Zamane ki Bhot Aasaan ho, thory Bhot dushwaar ho jao Mulaqakto mein wafa ls liye hona zaroori hai Ke tum ik Din Judaaee ke liye Tayaar ho jao Main […]

  19. Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena

    20. Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin, Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

  20. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

    21. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto "Dard-e-bhutto" "Dard-e-bhutto" Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ha koi muqabla karne wala

  21. Mere dil ki talashiyaan

    22. Apne Siwa batao tumhein Kuch MiLa Hai FARAZ .. Hazar bar leen hain tumne mere dil ki talashiyaan

  22. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

    23. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

  23. Mere ashqon ka har qatraa,

    24. Mere ashqon ka har qatraa, Tere Mohabbat ki nishaani hai, Jo tu samjhe to moti hai, Tu na samjhe to paani hai

  24. O mere makhna meno yad rakhna

    25. O mere makhna meno yad rakhna, Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna, kisey da dil na torna, Mgar sms karrna na chadna

  25. Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko

    26. Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.

  26. Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajhna,

    27. Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajhna, yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna, ji raha tha tumhare naam par, mar jau toh bewafa mat samajhna

  27. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja

    28. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana, soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss U kehna..!

  28. Suna hai mere baad...

    29. Suna hai mere baad ab wo Hansta b nahi hai Badal geya hai ab wo Pehle jaisa Bhi nahi hai Sab keh rahe hain Mujh se lout aao or usay sambhalo K tere baad wo kisi ki Sunta bhi nahi hai

  29. Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

    30. Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar, Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar, Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar, Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

  30. mere zindagi kya dosra naam hoo tum,

    31. mere zindagi kya dosra naam hoo tum, hum tere dil me rahe ge ek yaad bankar , tere laab pe khilenge muskan ban kar , kabhi apne se juda maat samaj na , hum tera saat chale ge asman ban kar.

  31. Aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI

    32. Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari, kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.

  32. Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai

    33. Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,tu sitam kar le teri takat jahan tak hai,wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.

  33. Lipta hai Mere Dil se kisi Raaz ki Surat

    34. Lipta hai Mere Dil se kisi Raaz ki Surat, Woh shakhs k jis ko mera hona bhi nahi hai. Ye Ishq-e-Mohabbat ki Riwayat bhi Ajeeb hai, Pana bhi nahi hai Usey Or khoona bhi nahi hai