JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?

Hindi Funny SMS

A man summons a genie and asks it to fix load shedding and prices — the genie refuses, calling the request an impossible joke.

JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?
Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding,
mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta.

JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p

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  1. Veena Malik K Mind Testing Totke

    2. Attributed to Veena Malik: marital advice for when your wife isn't in the mood that turns out to be surprisingly practical. Agr Aadhi Raat Ko Shoher Ka Dil Kare Aor B.V Ka Mood Na Ho To, . . . Shohar Ko Chahye K Wo B V Ko Tang Na Kre, . . . Bal K […]

  2. Meray kum sakhan ka yeh hukum tha

    3. Meray kum sakhan ka yeh hukum tha, K kalam us say mein kum keron Meray hont aisay silay k phir meri chup nay us ko rula dia

  3. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

    4. A funny friendship SMS sending a message on a stealth mission to a sleeping friend, ending with a cheeky demand to text back. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

  4. Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

    5. A dream-sequence joke where a girl neither accepts nor rejects, but keeps falling for the sender's friend inside his own dreams. Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

  5. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

    6. A child calls his dad a coward for holding his hand crossing the road — and refuses to see it any other way. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.

  6. mere hamsafar

    7. Mere Humsafer, mere Hum-nasheen Main ne Rab se manga to kuch nahi Per jub bhi mangi koi dua! Nahi manga kuch bhi "Tere Siwa" Ye talab kya k mera Khuda! Naye ehad ki Sabhi rahtain, Sabhi chahtain, Wo ata kre tujhe manzlain, Ye talab kya k mera Khuda! Tujhe Bakht de, Tujhe Taj de Tujhe […]

  7. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

    8. Husband excitedly tells wife about the girl in his dream; wife calmly says she knew — because his wife's husband was in her dream. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

  8. Kyu dil k mere tukray kar diye

    9. Kyu dil k mere tukray kar diye, kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan sey baha diye, gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhain, kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhar diye

  9. Mere dil ko nikal laina Faraz

    10. Dafnane Se pehlay Mere Dil Ko Nikaal Lena "FARAZ" Kahin Khaak Main Na Mill Jaye Mere Dil Main Rehnay Wala

  10. Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy

    11. Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy, Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay, Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy, Jaise purani haeli main "BHOOT" ka saaya hay

  11. Uff mere sms k dewane log

    12. Sends a wall of symbol-garbage and then mocks everyone who read it all the way through anyway. *GRP MSG* a# is*& @le$$ =not/i/2nd # and$lut& Le$$8th@t /i/@ndPo$t&nB@L# Uff mere sms k dewane log. Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:)

  12. Woh nadiyan nahi thi, mere aansu thay

    13. Woh nadiyan nahi thi mere aansu thay, Jis per mere dost kashtiyan chalatay rahay, Manzil milay unhain ye chahat thi meri, Isliya hum ansu pe ansu bahatay rahay...

  13. Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna

    14. Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri Jawani Likhna. Yeh Bhi Likhna K Mere Hoont Hansi Ko Tarse, Umer Bhar Ankh Se Behta Raha Pani Likhna.

  14. Mere dil ke liye bane ho

    15. A romantic Roman Urdu miss you about convincing yourself that someone exists just for you — until reality gently interrupts. Kbhi kabhi main tumhe dekhta hun aur sochta hun ki tum sirf mere liye bane ho lekin phir sochta hun k tum toh mere dil ke liye bane ho my jan I Miss you

  15. Raat si tanha khamoshi hai mere dil mein..

    16. Raat si tanha khamoshi hai mere dil mein.. Shayad kuch jazbaat ki kami hai iss dil mein.. Pehle to hum harr baat par haste ya rote the.. Par ab shayad koi ehsaas hi nahi hai mere dil mein!!

  16. Ae mere SMS Khata na karna

    17. An Eid SMS written as if the message itself is a messenger — bowing at the recipient's feet to deliver the greeting. Ae mere SMS Khata na karna, Qadmon mai ja Girnaaa Puchey jo Haal, Jhuk ker Eid Mubarak kehna

  17. Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena

    18. Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin, Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

  18. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

    19. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto "Dard-e-bhutto" "Dard-e-bhutto" Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ha koi muqabla karne wala

  19. Mere dil ki talashiyaan

    20. Apne Siwa batao tumhein Kuch MiLa Hai FARAZ .. Hazar bar leen hain tumne mere dil ki talashiyaan

  20. Mere love letters wapis karo

    21. A girl returns all the love letters after refusing marriage — but the boy has been keeping a very full basket of hers too. Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain […]

  21. Mere ashqon ka har qatraa,

    22. Mere ashqon ka har qatraa, Tere Mohabbat ki nishaani hai, Jo tu samjhe to moti hai, Tu na samjhe to paani hai

  22. Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajhna,

    23. Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajhna, yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna, ji raha tha tumhare naam par, mar jau toh bewafa mat samajhna

  23. Suna hai mere baad...

    24. Suna hai mere baad ab wo Hansta b nahi hai Badal geya hai ab wo Pehle jaisa Bhi nahi hai Sab keh rahe hain Mujh se lout aao or usay sambhalo K tere baad wo kisi ki Sunta bhi nahi hai

  24. mere zindagi kya dosra naam hoo tum,

    25. mere zindagi kya dosra naam hoo tum, hum tere dil me rahe ge ek yaad bankar , tere laab pe khilenge muskan ban kar , kabhi apne se juda maat samaj na , hum tera saat chale ge asman ban kar.

  25. Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko

    26. A dramatic Urdu verse gets hijacked by a college confession — you're not the only one setting hearts on fire around here. Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein, Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein, Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko, College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.

  26. Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai

    27. Na puch mere sabar ki inteha kaha tak hai,tu sitam kar le teri takat jahan tak hai,wafa ki umeed jinhe hogi unhe hogi,hume to dekhna hai tu bewafa kahan tak hai.

  27. O mere makhna meno yad rakhna

    28. Punjabi SMS of affection asking 'makhna' (sweetheart) to stay happy, not break hearts, and never stop sending texts. O mere makhna meno yad rakhna, Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna, kisey da dil na torna, Mgar sms karrna na chadna

  28. Lipta hai Mere Dil se kisi Raaz ki Surat

    29. Lipta hai Mere Dil se kisi Raaz ki Surat, Woh shakhs k jis ko mera hona bhi nahi hai. Ye Ishq-e-Mohabbat ki Riwayat bhi Ajeeb hai, Pana bhi nahi hai Usey Or khoona bhi nahi hai

  29. tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

    30. Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai? Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han. Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

  30. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja

    31. A warm Roman Urdu miss you asking an SMS to travel quietly to a sleeping friend and smile on the sender's behalf. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana, soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss U kehna..!

  31. Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

    32. Warm Hindi Holi SMS praying for every color of the festival and every shade of happiness to fill the reader's world. Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar, Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar, Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar, Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

  32. log misaal mere chand ki dete hain

    33. Ae chand, apni chandni per itna guroor na ker, ek chand sa dost hum bhi rakhtay hain, Jab taarif tere chand ki hoti hai, log misaal mere chand ki dete hain.

  33. Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par

    34. A Roman Urdu poem about wanting to kill a mosquito — then thinking twice. kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par, dil mien junoon tha...aankhoon mien khoon tha, uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya, kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha