Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

Hindi Friendship SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

A funny friendship SMS sending a message on a stealth mission to a sleeping friend, ending with a cheeky demand to text back.

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

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  1. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja

    2. A warm Roman Urdu miss you asking an SMS to travel quietly to a sleeping friend and smile on the sender's behalf. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana, soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss U kehna..!

  2. Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

    3. A dream-sequence joke where a girl neither accepts nor rejects, but keeps falling for the sender's friend inside his own dreams. Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

  3. Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo

    4. Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo, Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo, Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant, Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..

  4. Please Aap hamain Kabhi Bhool mat jana

    5. Rait ki Zarurt har raigistan ko hoti hai Sitaro ki Zarurt Aasman ko hoti hai Please Aap hamain Kabhi Bhool mat jana Kyonki achey dost ki Zarurat har Insan ko hoti hai.

  5. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho

    6. A funny, tech-flavored friendship SMS comparing a dear friend to a mobile phone that shows up in dreams, lives in the heart, and can't be silenced. Aey dost tum ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki […]

  6. Mana ke bhool jana aapki fitrat hai sahi,

    7. You may be the type who forgets — but forgetting me is not in your fate. Try if you want. Mana ke bhool jana aapki fitrat hai sahi, magar hamain bhool jana apki qismat me nahi, chahoTo aazma k daikh lo, khud ko bhul jaoge par hamain nahi.

  7. Dost k liye har cheez qurban kar do Hazrat Ali

    8. A Roman Urdu wisdom message from Hazrat Ali reminding us that the only thing we should never sacrifice for any worldly gain is a true friend. Beshak Apni Har Cheez " DOST " Ke Liye Qurban Kardo .. Lekin .. Kisi Cheez Ke Liye Apne " DOST " Ko Qurban Mat Karna .. "HAZRAT ALI […]

  8. Tum dur ho... aur pass bhi

    9. Roman Urdu verse of paradox: the beloved is both near and far, both laughter and tears, both peace and restlessness for the speaker. Tum dur ho… aur pas bhi,! Tum hansi ho … aur aansu bhi! Tum Mere man ki shanti ho.. aur dil ki bechaini bhi! Tum meri amanat ho.. aur ek sapna bhi!

  9. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan

    10. A funny three-point test of a true friend in Roman Urdu — missed calls, smiling texts, and a punchline that rewards anyone who reads to the end. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:- 1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega. 2.SMS Muskura k Padhega. 3.Neeche Mat Padhna..- . . . . . Jo Kaam Mana Karo, bavkoof Woh Zaroor […]

  10. Jab sey tumhain jana hai,

    11. Jab sey tumhain jana hai, jab sey tumhain paaya hai, har dua mein tera naam aaya hai, Ta k poochhu rab say . . . . ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai

  11. Kamyabi, hosley,dost & muqadar

    12. An inspirational Roman Urdu friendship message drawing on Hazrat Ali's wisdom: success, courage, and good friends all come from the same destiny. Hazrat ALI a.s ne farmaya, "Kamyabi hoslon se milti hai, Or Hosley doston se milte hain, Or Dost muqadron se milte hain Or Muqadar insan khud bnata hai"

  12. Jab say tumhain jana hai,

    13. Every prayer includes the recipient's name — not out of affection, but to ask the Almighty what kind of specimen He managed to create. Jab say tumhain jana hai, Jab say tumhain paya hai, Her dua main tera hi naam aaya hai, Taa kay pochon rab say, . . . . Yeh kaisa namoona banaya […]

  13. Who is a Dost?

    14. A lighthearted Roman Urdu breakdown of a real friend — one who shows up uninvited, drains your pocket, and still never leaves your side. Who is a Dost? Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye, Bevajah sar khaye, Jeb khali karwaye, Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye, Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

  14. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    15. A Munnabhai-Circuit exchange: Circuit hides his chain collection before an old friend visits — not because the friend's a thief, but because he'd recognize his own chains. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : […]

  15. 2 Dost suicide kernay gayai

    16. Two friends attempt suicide; one asks God for all the world's suffering. The second friend says that's just a Microsoft job listing. 2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job."

  16. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain

    17. A warm Roman Urdu metaphor for deep friendship: just as eyes weep when hands hurt, a true friend feels your pain as their own. Ache dost "haath" aur "ankh" ki tarha hote hain, Jab "hath" ko takleef hoti hai to "Ankh" roti hai, Aur jub "ANKH" roti hai to "Hath" ansu pochtay hain.'-..'-.

  17. Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”

    18. Two men at neighboring graves: one leaves flowers, one leaves rice. The flower-man asks when the rice-man's friend will wake up to smell his offering. Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai. Pehla aadmi […]

  18. Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy

    19. Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy, Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay, Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy, Jaise purani haeli main "BHOOT" ka saaya hay

  19. mere hamsafar

    20. Mere Humsafer, mere Hum-nasheen Main ne Rab se manga to kuch nahi Per jub bhi mangi koi dua! Nahi manga kuch bhi "Tere Siwa" Ye talab kya k mera Khuda! Naye ehad ki Sabhi rahtain, Sabhi chahtain, Wo ata kre tujhe manzlain, Ye talab kya k mera Khuda! Tujhe Bakht de, Tujhe Taj de Tujhe […]

  20. Roshni dayker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey

    21. Roman Urdu SMS using the sun as a teacher of generosity and graceful loss, while ribbing the recipient for leaving texts unanswered. Roshni dayker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey.. Dil dai ker dard lena ki humse seekhey.. kuch na deyker Dil lena koi unsey seekhey.. SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Aapsey seekhey.

  21. Tera dost chor hai kya

    22. Circuit hides his gold chains before an old friend visits — Munna Bhai asks if the friend is a thief, and the real reason is more awkward than that. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI […]

  22. Kisi k pass job ho to batayega

    23. A polite job-seeking SMS from a very recognizable name, complete with a promise to send his CV when needed. Salam pyare! Agar apke pas ya ap k jan'nay walon main kisi k pas JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega. Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga. Aapka bhai, Pervez Musharraf.

  23. Apni yaden, apni batain lay ker jana bhool gaya

    24. Apni yaden, apni batain lay ker jana bhool gaya, Janay wala jaldi main tha, mil ker jana bhool gaya, Mur, murr ker dekha tha usnay jatay rastay main, Jesay usnay kehna tha kuch, jo wo kehna bhol gaya, Waqt-e-rukhsat meri ankhain ponch raha tha anchal se, usko gham tha itna ziyadah, khud wo roona bhool […]

  24. Woh nadiyan nahi thi, mere aansu thay

    25. Woh nadiyan nahi thi mere aansu thay, Jis per mere dost kashtiyan chalatay rahay, Manzil milay unhain ye chahat thi meri, Isliya hum ansu pe ansu bahatay rahay...

  25. Ae mere SMS Khata na karna

    26. An Eid SMS written as if the message itself is a messenger — bowing at the recipient's feet to deliver the greeting. Ae mere SMS Khata na karna, Qadmon mai ja Girnaaa Puchey jo Haal, Jhuk ker Eid Mubarak kehna

  26. O mere makhna meno yad rakhna

    27. Punjabi SMS of affection asking 'makhna' (sweetheart) to stay happy, not break hearts, and never stop sending texts. O mere makhna meno yad rakhna, Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna, kisey da dil na torna, Mgar sms karrna na chadna

  27. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

    28. A Pathan arrives at a locked door with a taunting note from his friend and comes up with the ideal written response. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko, Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia, "Hum tu aaya […]

  28. Ae dost tu bhi eid-e-mulaqaat bhool ja

    29. Sad Urdu Eid shayari about a changed season and a friendship that once met on Eid but now must let that memory go. Guzre hue wasal ke din raat bhool ja Milne na deinge ab hamein halaat bhool ja Mausam badal gaye hain zamana guzar gaya Ae dost tu bhi eid-e-mulaqaat bhool ja

  29. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se

    30. Chinese kid says his father died; Pakistani friend sympathises in the most backhanded way: Chinese products have that problem. 1 chinese bacha apnay Pakistani dost se: yaar merey father ka inteqal ho gaya hai, Pakistani: Abay yaar, China ki chizon mein yehi masla hai..! ;-)

  30. log misaal mere chand ki dete hain

    31. Ae chand, apni chandni per itna guroor na ker, ek chand sa dost hum bhi rakhtay hain, Jab taarif tere chand ki hoti hai, log misaal mere chand ki dete hain.

  31. Dost jo lagay jan se pyara

    32. A friend who feels closer than life itself — but gives you time like it's charity, not care. Kabhi tou miley pehli mulaqat ki terha bigra hi rehta hy kyun halaat ki terha wo ek dost jo lagy jaan say pyara mujhy waqt tou deta hy magar kheraat ki tarha

  32. Wife ko mahengi jaga jana hay:p

    33. A wife wants to be taken somewhere expensive, and her husband delivers — in a way that reflects the real price of things. Wife:" Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji" . . . Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao..." . . . . . Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

  33. Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay

    34. Urdu poem for the friend you don't see every day but never stop thinking about. Hum woh phool hain jo roz roz nahi khiltay, Yeh wo hont hain jo kabhi nahin siltay, Hum se bichro ge to ehsas hoga tumhain, Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay