Kisi k pass job ho to batayega

Hindi Funny SMS

Salam pyare!
Agar apke pas ya
ap k jan'nay walon main kisi k pas
JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega.
Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga.

Aapka bhai,
Pervez Musharraf.

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