Kisi k pass job ho to batayega

Hindi Funny SMS

A polite job-seeking SMS from a very recognizable name, complete with a promise to send his CV when needed.

Salam pyare!
Agar apke pas ya
ap k jan'nay walon main kisi k pas
JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega.
Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga.

Aapka bhai,
Pervez Musharraf.

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  1. Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,

    2. Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai, khubiyon se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa, khamiyon se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai

  2. Tum dur ho... aur pass bhi

    3. Roman Urdu verse of paradox: the beloved is both near and far, both laughter and tears, both peace and restlessness for the speaker. Tum dur ho… aur pas bhi,! Tum hansi ho … aur aansu bhi! Tum Mere man ki shanti ho.. aur dil ki bechaini bhi! Tum meri amanat ho.. aur ek sapna bhi!

  3. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

    4. A funny friendship SMS sending a message on a stealth mission to a sleeping friend, ending with a cheeky demand to text back. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

  4. Kisi ki sansain kisi ki jaan ban jaye

    5. Kisi k sapnay kisi kay armaan ban jayen, Kisi ki hansi kisi ki muskaan ban jaye, Bay panah pyaar kehtay hain usey, Jab kisi ki sansain kisi ki jaan ban jaye,

  5. Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare

    6. Khuda kisi ko kisi pey fidaa na kare, Kare to qayamat tak judaa na kare. Ye maana ki koi marta nahi judaai mein, Lekin jee bhi to nahi paata tanhaai mein!

  6. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja

    7. A warm Roman Urdu miss you asking an SMS to travel quietly to a sleeping friend and smile on the sender's behalf. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana, soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss U kehna..!

  7. Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte

    8. Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte, had se ziyada kisi ko tarpaya nahi karte, jinki sansain chalti ho apke sMs se, unhe apne sMs k liye rulaya nahi karte. . .

  8. Kisi ke naam se pahle

    9. Labon pe phool khiltay hain kisi ke naam se pahle dilon ke deep jalte hain charagh-e shaam se pahle kabhi manzar badalne par bhi qissa chal nahin pata kahani khatam hoti hai kabhi anjaam se pahle yahi taare tumhaari aankh ki chilman mein rehte the yahi sooraj nikalta thaa tumhare baam se pahle hui hai […]

  9. Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee

    10. Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee, mager us din bohot daer ho jai gee , tum milna chaho gee mager mujh ko daikh na pao gee, tum dhoondo gee mujhe mager daikh na pao gee, tum tarpo gee meri yaad main or aansoo bahao gee. mujhe daikhe bina ik pal bhe […]

  10. Kisi se pyar kertay ho

    11. Kahan dil chor aye ho, bohut chup chap se rehtay ho, Na bante ho na sanwarte ho na koi bat karta ho Bhari mehfil main bhi aksar hamesha khoay rehtay ho Udasi aankho main le kay her ek chehre ko takte ho Koi jab yaad aata hai to Thundi aah bharte ho To khul kar […]

  11. Kiya is tarhan saath nibhaya hai kisi ne

    12. Chahat ki mehfil main bulaya hai kisi ne, Khud bula ker phir sataya hai kisi ne, Jab tak jali hai shama jalta raha parwana, Kiya is tarhan saath nibhaya hai kisi ne Armaan mere raiza raiza hogaye hain, Yun kil k aangan say giraya hai kisi ne, Aag lagi hai dasht main koi kiya bhujaye […]

  12. Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti

    13. Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Amanat main kabhi kayamat nahi hoti, Dil ko sambhal kar rakhna, Meri dosti ki qaid main zamanat nahi hoti.

  13. Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti

    14. Urdu friendship verse about a bond you can't enter without commitment and can't leave without a price. Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main dekh ker qadam rakhna, Kion kay hamari dosti ki qaid main zamanat nahin hoti

  14. Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho

    15. Roman Urdu quote from Hazrat Ali (R.A): if you look down on someone, you are either seeing them from too far away or through the lens of pride. Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho, to tum use door se dekh rahe ho, Ya phir gharoor se dekh rahe ho (Hazrat Ali(R.A)"

  15. Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum.

    16. If could write someone's fate, would write happiness on every line and point every turn toward success. Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum. Aapki taqdir mein har khushi likh dete. Jo mod aapko kamyabi dilaye. har lakeer ko ussi taraf mod dete.

  16. Na mile kisi ka saath toh hume yaad karna

    17. Na mile kisi ka saath toh hume yaad karna, Agar tanha ho kabhi tho mehsus hume karna Khushiya baatne ko tum dost hazaar rakhna, Magar gham batna ho toh hume yaad karna.

  17. Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz

    18. Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko manane Mujko yeh veham tha vo bulayein gein kisi roz kabi b maine to socha b nahi tha Vo itna mere dil ko dukhaein gein kisi roz Har roz aieene sey […]

  18. Kisi or ko daikh k muskura na sakay

    19. Bohat chaha magar unhain bhula na sakay, Khalaon main kisi aur ko laa na sakay, Usko daikh k ansu to poch liye, Par kisi or ko daikh k muskura na sakay

  19. Main nay bhi kisi say pyar kiya tha... mazak kia tha

    20. Main nay bhi kisi say pyar kiya tha... thoda nahi bay shumar kiya tha, Meri to duniya hi badal gayi. Jab usne kaha... Aray mein‚ nay‚ to sirf mazak kiya tha

  20. Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza

    21. A Roman Urdu poem that ends with studying as the worst punishment of youth. koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

  21. Kisi ko hisaab dayna hai.

    22. Chaman Ka Haal Tu Yeh Hai K Khaak Urti Hai Kidhar Se Hoke Baharoon Ke Karwan Guzray Diyar-e-YaarSara Safar Anokha Tha Kadam Kadam Pe Naya Deyke Imtihan Guzray Saba Bhi Aai Tu Phooloon Ke Mooh Jholas K Gai Yahan Se Aber Bhi Barsa K Bijliyaan Guzray Jo Chup Rahein Tu Malamat Karay Zamir Humein Khari […]

  22. Wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

    23. Poetic buildup praising a girl's looks and charm lands on the gut-punch: someone else already got to her first. Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali, Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani, Uski har baat hai nirali, Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!

  23. Jub kisi ki taraf dil jhuknay lagay

    24. Starts with romantic Urdu — heart leaning toward someone, words stopping at the lips — then prescribes Vicks lozenges for your throat. Jab kisi ki taraf DiL jhuknay lage.. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage To TO To TO To VICKS ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo...

  24. Jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage

    25. Heart leaning toward someone, words stuck in the throat — the cure suggested is Vicks lozenges, not romance. Jab kisi ki taraf DiL jhukne lage.. Bat aa kar zubaan tak rukne lage To TO To TO To VICKS ki goli lo Khikhich dur karo...

  25. Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

    26. Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do...

  26. Hum kisi aur k na ho sakain gay

    27. Jaisay aap hamaray na ho sakay thay Hum kisi aur k na ho sakain gay, Pyaar nahin kia apna dil diya hay Ek pal bhi aap ko bhula na sakain gay...

  27. chand kisi aur ka ho gaya

    28. Arz hai: Dil ke angan se chand ka didar ho gaya, mai dewana ho gaya,chand badalo mai kho gaya, maine badal hatne ka intjar kiya, tabtak chand kisi aur ka ho gaya..

  28. Kisi ke kam na aaye wo zindagi kya hai

    29. Kisi ke kam na aaye wo zindagi kya hai, Adab jisme na ho shamil wo bandagi kya hai ! Mahaj tarkon se dalilon sey bat banti nahi, Wazan jisme na shagufta wo bat hi kya hai ! Unche mahalon me guzar karte hai jehan roshan, WO kya samjhege muflishon ki muflishi kya hai ! Sukhe […]

  29. Kab kaun kisi ka hota hai

    30. Kab kaun kisi ka hota hai Sub jhootey rishtey naate hain... Sub dil rakhney ki batein hain Sub asal roop chhupate hain... Ikhlaq se khali log yahan Lafzon ke teer chalate hain... I baar nigahon mein aakar Phir saari umar rulate hain... Who jis NE diye hain ashk humein AB us ko bhool hi jaate […]

  30. Ye to nishani hai kisi ke pyaar ki

    31. Maat roko iss behte dard ko, Saza hai ye kisi ke intzar ki, Keh lo inhe ashk ya diwangi, Ye to nishani hai kisi ke pyaar ki.

  31. Kya Fayada Kisi ko chahane ka ?

    32. Kya Fayada Kisi ko chahane ka ? Kya Fayada Kisi ki yadon me aansu bhane ka ? jo samjhe na kisi ke dil mein basa pyaar.. kya fayada uske pyaar meindil ko tadpane ka

  32. Kyu humain kisi ki talash hoti hai

    33. Kyu humain kisi ki talash hoti hai, Kyu dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai, Chand ko dekho wo bhi tanha hai, Jabki chandni ki har raat uski mulakat hoti hai,.....

  33. Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se

    34. A longing SMS urging someone to come back because everyone misses them — the real reason turns out to be the garbage piling up since they left. Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se, Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se, Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh, Mohalay me Kitna […]