Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

Hindi Funny SMS

A dream-sequence joke where a girl neither accepts nor rejects, but keeps falling for the sender's friend inside his own dreams.

Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,

Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

Related SMS

  1. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

    2. A funny friendship SMS sending a message on a stealth mission to a sleeping friend, ending with a cheeky demand to text back. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

  2. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja

    3. A warm Roman Urdu miss you asking an SMS to travel quietly to a sleeping friend and smile on the sender's behalf. Ja sms ja, mere sweet dost ke pass ja, dhire se jana shor na machana, soye hue ho to kuch mat kehna, free hoge to miss U kehna..!

  3. Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo

    4. Mere dost tanhai me na waqt bitaya karo, Kabhi kabhi mehfilon me bhi aaya karo, Kiya hua jo toot gaye hen samney k 4 dant, Phir bhi moun khol ker muskuraya karo..

  4. Kal mere khuwab me 1 larki aye thi

    5. Husband excitedly tells wife about the girl in his dream; wife calmly says she knew — because his wife's husband was in her dream. Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

  5. Main usay Dill Say Piyar Karti Hoon

    6. Loves him completely — dark-skinned and not conventionally pretty, but the world still burns with jealousy at their match. Main usay Dill Say Piyar Karti Hoon Rang Jis ka Hina Say Milta hay Rangat Main Dilfarareb Hum Bhi Nahi LAKIN Saonwali si is jori say Zamana jalta hay

  6. Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay

    7. Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt, Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt... iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain, Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain.. Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hay, Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hay.

  7. Pyaar apna aakhir chupao ge kab tak

    8. Nazaro se nazar tum churao ge kab tak, Pyaar apna aakhir chupao ge kab tak, Mere paigam aapko milte rahainge yuhi sada, Message meray mitao gey kab tak...

  8. Hum pyaar k bhooke hain humey pyar kijiye

    9. Bas itni si inaayat mujh pe aik baar kijiye Kabhi aa ke mere zakhmon ka dedaar kijiye Ho jaaye begaane aap shauq se sanam Aapkee hain aapkee rahegey aitbaar kijiye Parhne waale hi darr jaayen dekh kar ise Kitaab-e-dil ko itnaa na daagdaar kijiye Na majboor kijiye, ke main unko bhool jaaun Mujhe meri wafaaon […]

  9. Pyaar ka meetha "Ehsaas" dilane laga hai tu

    10. Pyaar ka meetha "Ehsaas" dilane laga hai tu Ab to mujh se mujhi ko churane laga hai tu Teri chahtooN ka chaaya hai saroor is qadar Har pal har jagah nazar aane laga hai tu Veeraan thi yeh zindgi tere aane se pehle Khushiyoon ke sapne mujhe dhikane laga hai tu Har pal mujhe hota […]

  10. Mere love letters wapis karo

    11. A girl returns all the love letters after refusing marriage — but the boy has been keeping a very full basket of hers too. Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters or mere mujhe wapis karo! Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay, Is me se jo jo tumharay hain […]

  11. Aap ko pyaar k andaaz hi kam aatay hain

    12. Muskuratay hoi ankhon main sanam aatay hain, Aap kia janain kahan say mere gham aatay hain, Aap ko hum say pyar main shikayat kia ho gi, Aap ko pyaar k andaaz hi kam aatay hain...

  12. JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik?

    13. A man summons a genie and asks it to fix load shedding and prices — the genie refuses, calling the request an impossible joke. JIN:- kia hukum hy mere malik? Malik:-Pakistan se load shedding, mahangay kam kar do or petrol sasta. JIN:- Aaqa hukum do, tafriyan mat karo:p

  13. tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

    14. Boy: "I Love U" ki hunda hai? Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han. Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

  14. mere hamsafar

    15. Mere Humsafer, mere Hum-nasheen Main ne Rab se manga to kuch nahi Per jub bhi mangi koi dua! Nahi manga kuch bhi "Tere Siwa" Ye talab kya k mera Khuda! Naye ehad ki Sabhi rahtain, Sabhi chahtain, Wo ata kre tujhe manzlain, Ye talab kya k mera Khuda! Tujhe Bakht de, Tujhe Taj de Tujhe […]

  15. Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum

    16. Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum, Tum bhul jao bhi to, Yaad dilayenge hum, Aisi shararat karenge hum ki, Na chahate hue bhi, Tumhe yaad ayenge hum.

  16. Ye to nishani hai kisi ke pyaar ki

    17. Maat roko iss behte dard ko, Saza hai ye kisi ke intzar ki, Keh lo inhe ashk ya diwangi, Ye to nishani hai kisi ke pyaar ki.

  17. Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna

    18. Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna, Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna, Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein, Baydardi se apney dil par vaar na karna.

  18. Kyu dil k mere tukray kar diye

    19. Kyu dil k mere tukray kar diye, kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan sey baha diye, gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhain, kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhar diye

  19. Mere dil ko nikal laina Faraz

    20. Dafnane Se pehlay Mere Dil Ko Nikaal Lena "FARAZ" Kahin Khaak Main Na Mill Jaye Mere Dil Main Rehnay Wala

  20. Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy

    21. Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy, Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay, Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy, Jaise purani haeli main "BHOOT" ka saaya hay

  21. Uff mere sms k dewane log

    22. Sends a wall of symbol-garbage and then mocks everyone who read it all the way through anyway. *GRP MSG* a# is*& @le$$ =not/i/2nd # and$lut& Le$$8th@t /i/@ndPo$t&nB@L# Uff mere sms k dewane log. Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:)

  22. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    23. A Munnabhai-Circuit exchange: Circuit hides his chain collection before an old friend visits — not because the friend's a thief, but because he'd recognize his own chains. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : […]

  23. Woh nadiyan nahi thi, mere aansu thay

    24. Woh nadiyan nahi thi mere aansu thay, Jis per mere dost kashtiyan chalatay rahay, Manzil milay unhain ye chahat thi meri, Isliya hum ansu pe ansu bahatay rahay...

  24. Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna

    25. Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri Jawani Likhna. Yeh Bhi Likhna K Mere Hoont Hansi Ko Tarse, Umer Bhar Ankh Se Behta Raha Pani Likhna.

  25. Mere dil ke liye bane ho

    26. A romantic Roman Urdu miss you about convincing yourself that someone exists just for you — until reality gently interrupts. Kbhi kabhi main tumhe dekhta hun aur sochta hun ki tum sirf mere liye bane ho lekin phir sochta hun k tum toh mere dil ke liye bane ho my jan I Miss you

  26. Raat si tanha khamoshi hai mere dil mein..

    27. Raat si tanha khamoshi hai mere dil mein.. Shayad kuch jazbaat ki kami hai iss dil mein.. Pehle to hum harr baat par haste ya rote the.. Par ab shayad koi ehsaas hi nahi hai mere dil mein!!

  27. Ae mere SMS Khata na karna

    28. An Eid SMS written as if the message itself is a messenger — bowing at the recipient's feet to deliver the greeting. Ae mere SMS Khata na karna, Qadmon mai ja Girnaaa Puchey jo Haal, Jhuk ker Eid Mubarak kehna

  28. Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena

    29. Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, Bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin, Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, Mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena.

  29. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

    30. Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto "Dard-e-bhutto" "Dard-e-bhutto" Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ha koi muqabla karne wala

  30. Mere dil ki talashiyaan

    31. Apne Siwa batao tumhein Kuch MiLa Hai FARAZ .. Hazar bar leen hain tumne mere dil ki talashiyaan

  31. Tera dost chor hai kya

    32. Circuit hides his gold chains before an old friend visits — Munna Bhai asks if the friend is a thief, and the real reason is more awkward than that. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI […]

  32. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya

    33. A Pathan arrives at a locked door with a taunting note from his friend and comes up with the ideal written response. Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya pathan jub aya to ghar pe tala laga tha or likha tha bewaqoof banay tumko, Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh dia, "Hum tu aaya […]

  33. 2 Dost suicide kernay gayai

    34. Two friends attempt suicide; one asks God for all the world's suffering. The second friend says that's just a Microsoft job listing. 2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job."