Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”

Hindi Funny SMS

Two men at neighboring graves: one leaves flowers, one leaves rice. The flower-man asks when the rice-man's friend will wake up to smell his offering.

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?”

Doosra aadmi,
“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”

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    2. Koi chaand sitara hay Koi phool se pyara hay Koi khushi ka ishara hay Koi dil ka sahara hay Tumhai'n itna batana hay Wo naam tumhara hay

  2. Tumhara chand sa chehra..

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    4. Duaa hai meri rab se khush rahoo tum... Milay na koi ghum jahan bhi raho tum... Samundar ki terha dil hai gehra tumhara.... Khushiyon say bhara rahay daman tumhara....

  4. Yeh tumhara sulagta hua jism...

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    6. A warm Roman Urdu reflection connecting the bloom of a flower to the start of a life, both of which begin with a true friend. Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zaindagi ki shuruvat Dost se hoti hai,Dost ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai,Aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai!

  6. Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay

    7. Ashq bahay to ahsaas hota hay, Pyar k bina jeevan kitna udas hota hay, Umar ho teri sitaron jitni lambi, Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay.

  7. Main jo POOCHO tumhara HAAL-e-DIL

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  8. Who is a Dost?

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  9. Gulab ka phool bano!

    10. Roman Urdu SMS drawing on the rose as a model for character: leave fragrance even in the hands that crushed you. Gulab ka phool bano! Q k yeh phool us k hath mein bhi khusbu chor deta hai jo isay masal kar phaink deta hai.

  10. Har phool par yun aaitbar na kijiye

    11. Bagair jane pehchane iqrar na kijiye, muskura kar dilo ko beqrar na kijiye, phool bhi dey jatay hain zakham gehray kabhi kabhi, har phool par yun aaitbar na kijiye

  11. Phool gir jate hain, jub ap ate ho

    12. A misleading romantic image of flowers falling when you arrive — explained less flatteringly by your habit of walking into garden pots. Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. . . . . . Andhe ho! Zara dhayan se hchala karo, Gamlon say kion takrate ho?

  12. 2 Dost suicide kernay gayai

    13. Two friends attempt suicide; one asks God for all the world's suffering. The second friend says that's just a Microsoft job listing. 2 Dost Suicide kernay gayai, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan mujhey dunia ki saari nafrat de Pareshani de Dukh de!" Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai k Microsoft main Job."

  13. Phool khile, kaliyan khili,

    14. Phool khile, kaliyan khili, wah wah... phool khile,kaliyan khili , Ab gulab ki baari hai... hamne to sms bhej diye janab ab aapki bari hai...

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    15. mujhey phool na dena mujhey unse nafrat hai dena hai to kaantey dedena mujhey unki aadat hai woh chubtey hain zhakham detey hain imandari se phool to bewafa hotey hai , doka detey hain wafadari se

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    16. Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" Woh aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai.

  16. Dost k liye har cheez qurban kar do Hazrat Ali

    17. A Roman Urdu wisdom message from Hazrat Ali reminding us that the only thing we should never sacrifice for any worldly gain is a true friend. Beshak Apni Har Cheez " DOST " Ke Liye Qurban Kardo .. Lekin .. Kisi Cheez Ke Liye Apne " DOST " Ko Qurban Mat Karna .. "HAZRAT ALI […]

  17. Jis jis ne phool dena hay

    18. Funny Roman Urdu Valentine's Day SMS setting up an orderly queue for everyone who wants to bring flowers — no pushing. Aj Rat 12 Baje K bad Valentine's Day hay. Jis Jis Ne Hamein Phool Dena Hai Wo Line May Lag Jaye Koi Ek Dusray Ko Dhakka Nahi Day ga Jo Aaj Reh Jaye Wo […]

  18. 1 phool ki tarha

    19. Roman Urdu SMS comparing a loved one to a flower: impossible to break or abandon without loss either way. Aap mere liye 1 phool ki tarha hain .. Jisay hum chor bhi nahi sakte or tor bhi nahi saktay tor liya tou murjha jao gaye chor diya to koi or lay jaye ga.!!!

  19. Phool juda hai kanton se

    20. Phool juda hai kanton se, Khushbu se nahi, Hum juda hai unse, Magar dil se nahi.

  20. Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay

    21. Urdu poem for the friend you don't see every day but never stop thinking about. Hum woh phool hain jo roz roz nahi khiltay, Yeh wo hont hain jo kabhi nahin siltay, Hum se bichro ge to ehsas hoga tumhain, Hum wo dost hain jo roz roz nahin miltay

  21. Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge

    22. Aik din bahroon k phool murjha jayeenge, jab bhule se kabhi hum yaad aayeenge, ahsas hoga tumhein humari dosti ka jab, duur bahat duur hum tum se chale jayeenge!

  22. khilta hua phool khusbo de aapko

    23. Ugta hua suraj dua de aapko, khilta hua phool khusbo de aapko hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain, dene wala hazar khushiyan de aapko..!!

  23. Hum Jaise Dost Bar Bar Mila Nahi Karte

    24. Sitam Karo Na Karo Hum Gila Nahi Karte, Veerano Me Kabhi Phool Khila Nahi Karte, Magar Itna Yaad Rakhna , Hum Jaise Dost Bar Bar Mila Nahi Karte

  24. Phool jaisa tera anjaam na honay doon ga

    25. shaam say pahlay teri shaam na honay doon ga zindagi main tujhay na.kaam na honay doon ga lagnay doon ga na hawa tujh ko khizaoon ki kabhi phool jaisa tera anjaam na honay doon ga

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    27. Beetay pal wapas la nahi sakte Sukhe phool wapas khila nahi sakte Kabhi kabhi lagta hai aap hamein bhul gaye par dil kehta hai k aap hamein bhula nai sakte.

  27. Tera dost chor hay kia?

    28. A Munnabhai-Circuit exchange: Circuit hides his chain collection before an old friend visits — not because the friend's a thief, but because he'd recognize his own chains. CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : […]

  28. Aap jaisa dost jab se mila he

    29. Ab aur manzil pane ki hasrat nahi rahe, Kisi ki yaad me mar jane ki fitrat nahi rahe, Aap jaisa dost jab se mila he, Kisi aur ko dost banane ki zarorut nahi rahe,

  29. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

    30. A funny friendship SMS sending a message on a stealth mission to a sleeping friend, ending with a cheeky demand to text back. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

  30. Tera dost chor hai kya

    31. Circuit hides his gold chains before an old friend visits — Munna Bhai asks if the friend is a thief, and the real reason is more awkward than that. CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI […]

  31. Is duniya mein dost kam milenge

    32. Is duniya mein dost kam milenge, is duniya mein gham hi gham milenge, jahan duniya nazar phair legi, us mod per dost tumhe hum milenge.

  32. Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

    33. A dream-sequence joke where a girl neither accepts nor rejects, but keeps falling for the sender's friend inside his own dreams. Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai

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    34. Urdu poem asking a fair question: among friends who are forgotten and friends who are remembered, where do you fall? Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain kuch dost pal-pal yad aatey hain hum apse yahi puchna chahte hain k dosto ki is qataar me hum kahan aatey hain