Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â

Hindi Funny SMS

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur brabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost
ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai,
¢â‚¬Å“Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthe ga?¢â‚¬Â

Doosra aadmi,
¢â‚¬Å“Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.¢â‚¬Â

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