SMS bhejne ki koshish keroo

Hindi Funny SMS

A self-aware SMS that calls out the reader directly for enjoying free texts while sending nothing back.

Sitam sehne ki bhi koi had hoti hai,
kisi ko satane ki bhi koi had hoti hai,

SMS bhejne ki koshish keroo,
Mufat k SMS parhne ki bhi koi had hoti hai.

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  1. Tujhey bholnay ki koshish

    2. Tujhy bhul jaon ye koshish kr k dakhun ga.. wesy daryaon ka ulta behna mumkin nai..

  2. Badi koshish k bad use bhula diya

    3. Worked hard to forget, almost got there — then a message arrived saying forget me, and every memory came flooding back. Badi koshish k bad use bhula diya, uski yadon ko seenay say mita diya. 1 din phir uska paigham aya, likha tha mujhey bhul jao, aur mujhe bhula hua... ‚ har lamha yad dila diya.

  3. Ab na koshish karenge unhe bulane ki

    4. Ab na koshish karenge unhe bulane ki, jinki adat hai bin baat rooth jaane ki. vo chahe to bhool jayein humein sapna samaj kar, magar hamein adat nahin apno ko dil se bhulane ki.

  4. Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain

    5. Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain, Hum hai ke unse pyar kiya karte hain. Khuda ne taqdeer mein 1 tuta taara nahi likha, Aur ek hum hai ke chand ki aarzu kiya karte hain!

  5. Free Calls To Pakistan

    6. Unlike our free SMS facility, free call offer is not directly offered by us, neither it's totally free or free forever. Free Calls to Pakistan is actually a trial offer provided by a third party giving you 5 minutes of free Calls to Pakistan.After you are done with your trial you can topup / recharge […]

  6. if sumone calls u crazy

    7. if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind, if sumone calls u duffer,relax, if sumone calls u stupid be cool, but if sumone calls u "cute" . . . . lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe, mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

  7. Kyu humain kisi ki talash hoti hai

    8. Kyu humain kisi ki talash hoti hai, Kyu dil ko kisi ki aas hoti hai, Chand ko dekho wo bhi tanha hai, Jabki chandni ki har raat uski mulakat hoti hai,.....

  8. Dharaktay dil Ke peechay koi Baat Hoti Hai,

    9. Dharaktay dil Ke peechay koi Baat Hoti Hai, Dard-e-dil main Kisi Ki Yaad Hoti Hai, Aye dost tumhain Pata Ho na ho.. Par aapki Har Khushi K Piche Hamari Faryaad HoTi Hai.

  9. Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz

    10. Dard kia hota hai btayein gein kisi roz Kamal ki ghazal tum ko sunaein gein kisi roz Thi unki zid k mai jaun unko manane Mujko yeh veham tha vo bulayein gein kisi roz kabi b maine to socha b nahi tha Vo itna mere dil ko dukhaein gein kisi roz Har roz aieene sey […]

  10. Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti

    11. Urdu friendship verse about a bond you can't enter without commitment and can't leave without a price. Dosti kisi ki riasat nahi hoti, Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Hamari saltanat main dekh ker qadam rakhna, Kion kay hamari dosti ki qaid main zamanat nahin hoti

  11. Zindgi kisi ki mohtaj nahi hoti

    12. zindgi kisi ki mohtaj nahi hoti dosti sirf jazbaat nahi hoti kuch to khayal aaya hoga khuda ko, varna yu hi aapki humse mulakat nahi hoti.

  12. Har insan ki alag Pehcan hoti ha

    13. Har insan ki alag Pehcan hoti ha Per Hamarey SMS ki alag Shaan hoti ha Her kisi ko kartey nahi SMS Magar jis ko kartey hain us main Hamari Jaan hoti ha

  13. Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti

    14. Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti, zindagi ghamon se dur nahi hoti, ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna, aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti

  14. Friend ship is like a mobile sim.

    15. Friendship with no charges, free calls, worldwide roaming, and a validity that never expires. "FRIENDSHIP" is a sim, which has no activation charges. Free incoming and outgoing with roaming all over the world and it's validity "NEVER ENDs"...

  15. Missed Calls From Your ...

    16. ‎5 Missed Calls From Your Mate, You Missed A Bachelor Party Last Night. 5 Missed Calls From Your Best Friend, They Want To Hang Out. 5 Missed Calls From Your Girlfriend, She Wants To Talk. 5 Missed Calls From Your Mum, YOU ARE SCREWED!!!

  16. Free Happy Hug Day

    17. I'm sending you this hug... IT'S FREE! A special hug for you FROM ME! Happy Hug Day.

  17. Happy Hug Day

    18. I'm sending you this hug IT'S FREE! A special hug for you FROM ME! Happy Hug Day.

  18. Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti

    19. Zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, Amanat main kabhi kayamat nahi hoti, Dil ko sambhal kar rakhna, Meri dosti ki qaid main zamanat nahi hoti.

  19. Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,

    20. Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai, khubiyon se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa, khamiyon se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai

  20. Paani me tairna machli ka style

    21. A playful SMS about style — fish swims, birds fly, the sender texts differently — and the real punchline is that reading it for free is your style. Paani me tairna machli ka style, Hawa me udna paanchi ka style; Different sms bhejna apunka style, fukat me sms parhna aapka style.

  21. Your network tariff has changed!

    22. Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

  22. Delivery is free in PIZZA HUT

    23. Sardar takes his wife in labour to Pizza Hut instead of the hospital — because delivery is free there. Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho raha tha, sardarji uneh 'PIZZA HUT' le ja rahe tha . Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate, to sardarji bole "oye u don't know delivery is free in PIZZA […]

  23. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan

    24. A funny three-point test of a true friend in Roman Urdu — missed calls, smiling texts, and a punchline that rewards anyone who reads to the end. Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:- 1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega. 2.SMS Muskura k Padhega. 3.Neeche Mat Padhna..- . . . . . Jo Kaam Mana Karo, bavkoof Woh Zaroor […]

  24. O mere makhna meno yad rakhna

    25. Punjabi SMS of affection asking 'makhna' (sweetheart) to stay happy, not break hearts, and never stop sending texts. O mere makhna meno yad rakhna, Har velay hasna koi problem hovey te dasna, kisey da dil na torna, Mgar sms karrna na chadna

  25. Muhabbat khuwab hoti hay....

    26. Roman Urdu ghazal exploring love through shifting images — dream, secret, blooming flower, dusty road — both restless and strangely at peace. Mohabat khawab hoti hai, Mohabat baat hoti hai, Ager koi pooch bethey to mohabat raaz hoti hai, Machalti hui umangon ka sohana saath hoti hai, Ager koi dhondna chahy to mohabat nayab hoti […]

  26. DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao,

    27. A warm Roman Urdu good night encouraging the reader to lose themselves in dreams, find someone to belong to, and trust that tomorrow will be better. DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao, KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY, chaddar-takiya lo aur so […]

  27. Mosam shabab ka

    28. A string of poetic images — youth, wine, the veil, the rose — before the final line abruptly calls the SMS reader a frog in a pond. Mosam shabab ka nasha sharab ka parda janab ka aur rang gulab ka in main sab sey haseen to dekho sms parhne wala “mendak talab ka”

  28. Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain

    29. Aankhay jub aussay char hoti hain Dil ki baatay hazar hoti hain Piyar may pata chal raha hay abb Kasay nindhay kharab hoti hain Zamana kuo dushman banta hay Kasa sunna baatay azab hoti hain Samajh may kuch nahi aata Sameer Aqal ki batay baykar hoti hain

  29. Zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

    30. No visits... no calls.. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls.. I'm worried... kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

  30. chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao

    31. A gentle Roman Urdu good night nudging the reader to get comfortable, step into their dreams, and stop worrying about the world. DUNIA me reh k sapnon main kho jao, KISI KO apna banalo YA kisi k ho jao, AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON¢â‚¬â¢T WORRY, chadar-takiya lo aur so jao. Good Night(S)

  31. Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,

    32. A romantic offer to give the beloved anything they ask for — moon, stars, heart, life — until the demands cross a line and the sender calls it. Tu chand mangay main chand dedon, tu raat mangay me raat dedon, tu dil mange me dil dedon, tu jaan mange . . . Bas yaar Bhik […]

  32. Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai

    33. Sulagti raat ghani chandni si hoti hai Tumhare sath ye duniya nayi si hoti hai Gale mein uske khuda ki ajeeb barkat hai Wo bolta hai to ik roshni si hoti hai Kiran nikalne se pehle gulab dekhe hai Tumhari yaad mein wo tazgi si hoti hai

  33. Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo

    34. Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo, Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo, Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo! Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo....