Paani me tairna machli ka style

Hindi Funny SMS

A playful SMS about style — fish swims, birds fly, the sender texts differently — and the real punchline is that reading it for free is your style.

Paani me tairna machli ka style,
Hawa me udna paanchi ka style;
Different sms bhejna apunka style,
fukat me sms parhna aapka style.

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