Paani me tairna machli ka style

Hindi Funny SMS

Paani me tairna machli ka style,
Hawa me udna paanchi ka style;
Different sms bhejna apunka style,
fukat me sms parhna aapka style.

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    2. Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut, Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi, Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

  2. nur machli ya mada

    3. aquarium mai 2 fishes teir rahi hain ab batao un mai se nur kon aur mada kon? . . . Click here for answer

  3. Paani k bulbule sa hai mera pyar

    4. Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagao gi, To mere pyar ko bay hisaab pao gi, Paani k bulbule sa hai mera pyar, Zara si thees lagi to dhundte reh jao gi.

  4. Style of break up

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  5. New style of proposing a girl

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  6. Propose In New Style in Hindi

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  7. girlfriend tells boyfriend in fanaa style

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  8. Susti ki intiha

    9. susti ki intiha, Boy:papa aik glass paani de do Papa:khud le lo Boy:plz de do naa Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

  9. Konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti hai aur bachay bhi daiti hai

    10. Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain, hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain, Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

  10. Phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !!

    11. Parh likh kar kya karna hai, Akhir 1 din sabko marna hai, Mar kar bhi agar janam liya, to phir sala nursery say hi to parhna hai !! So enjoY!!

  11. ae jaane wafa yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki

    12. jis shaam mein mere lab per aapka naam na aaye, khuda kare ki kabhi aisi shaam na aaye, ae jaane wafa yeh kabhi mumkin nahin ki, afsaana likhoon aur aapka naam na aaye.

  12. Pani dene se pehle boil...

    13. Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga...

  13. Ghalat salat message ghalti se ho gaya

    14. Sorry! galti se ye msg aap ko send hogaya.. neeche mt parhna, neeche ghalat salat likha hoa hai.. . . . ghalat salat..

  14. Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

    15. Yahoooooo......!!!! Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi (';') Pen Pencil Scale Eraser Uniform ID Card Sub tayyar hay, Ab bus.... Parhna baqi hay :p

  15. Read this sms after 2 days

    16. Read this SMS after 2 days - - - - - ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo ary kaha na nahin parhna acha chalo parh lo may be i ll be the 1st one to say !~!~ Very Very *..**Happy Eid MuBaRaK *..**

  16. Kisi k pass job ho to batayega

    17. Salam pyare! Agar apke pas ya ap k jan'nay walon main kisi k pas JOB ho to mujhey plz batayega. Main apna CV aap ko bheij donga. Aapka bhai, Pervez Musharraf.

  17. Mere ashqon ka har qatraa,

    18. Mere ashqon ka har qatraa, Tere Mohabbat ki nishaani hai, Jo tu samjhe to moti hai, Tu na samjhe to paani hai

  18. Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai

    19. Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai, Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai, Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain, Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai ;-)

  19. Indian film names if we replace dil with egg

    20. Agar "Dil" ko aanda(egg) kehtey to indian films k naam aisay hote Hum Aanda de chuke sanam, Yeh aanda aapka huwa, Hum aap k aanday main rehte hain, Aandy waale Bread le jayienge....

  20. Live it....Life

    21. The best part of life is not just surviving, but thriving with passion & style & compassion & generosity & humour and finally with kindness.

  21. Hamari yadoon ki khushboo ...

    22. Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna, Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna "Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain" . . . bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

  22. Aap k haath main mobile hai..

    23. Aap k haath main mobile hai.. Chehray pay khubsorut c smile hai... SMS ki achi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?

  23. Zakham aisa diya k koi dawa kaam na aayi

    24. Zakham aisa diya k koi dawa kaam na aayi, aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi, aaj bhi rote hain unki yaad main, jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane par bhi na aayi

  24. Aaj se aap ke yaha dhan ki barsat ho

    25. aaj se aap ke yaha dhan ki barsat ho, maa laxmi ka vas ho, sankatto ka nash ho har dil par aapka raj ho, unnati ka sar par taj ho ghar me shanti ka vas ho * HAPPY DIWALI *

  25. I love your eyes

    26. I love your eyes, I love your smile, I cherish your ways, I adore your style What can I say? You are 1 of a kind & 24/7

  26. Bhool gaye rastay bhi ghar k

    27. Hawa e dasht mughay aab tu aajnabi na Samagh Kay aab tu bhool gay Rastay bhe ghar kay mujhay

  27. Wo pyar kya jo lafzon main bayan ho

    28. Wo to paani ki boond hai jo ankhon se bah jaay, ansu to wo hai jo tadap ke ankho me hi rah jaay, wo pyar kya jo lafzon main bayan ho, pyar wo hai jo ankho me nazar aaye.....

  28. How dare they fool you

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  29. Close ur eyes n think about yourself

    30. Close ur eyes n think about yourself, ur face ur style ur nature ur smile ur looks Now open your eyes Free main HORROR film dikhai na? Chalo thanks bolo;-)

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    31. Pesh hai Phoolon ka Guldasta Chehra yun hi rahe aapka Hasta Khushiyo ki barsaat ho Zabardast, Aur 2014 aapke liye ho Mast. Happy New Year

  31. Dil ki gehraiyun se happy new year

    32. Sada dur raho gham ki parchaiyon se, samna na ho kabhi tanhayion se, har arman har khwab pura ho aapka yahi dua hai Dil ki gahraiyon se HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014.

  32. 2027 ho aap k liye zabardast

    33. Pesh hai Phoolon ka Guldasta, Chehra yun hi rahe aapka Hasta, Khushiyo ki barsaat ho Zabardast, Aur.. Aur.. Aur.. 2027 aapke liye ho Mast. ~Happy New Year~

  33. Success is like tip of the tail

    34. Success is like tip of the tail !!! If cat runs to catch the tail. It has to keep running forever. But if it walks in its own style. Tail follows!! Live life with your own rules....