Turning pages without reading

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1. Turning pages without reading

Air and students have the same mentality Dont you know how ? Both keep turning book's pages without reading

2. Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life

Life is like a novel. It is filled with suspense. U have no idea what is going to happen until U turn the page Keep turning the pages & enjoy ur life

3. Missing me and reading my SMS

Let me guess what U R doing... Reading book? Na Na! Listining Music? Uhu! Watching TV? Nah! Caught U! Missing me and reading my SMS na.!! Oh now U R smiling.

4. I could fill a 1000 pages

I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground.

5. Person expert in reading your heart

Someone who can read your eyes is already reading your heart. Don't bother trying to hide. Never try to hide ur secrets from a person who can read ur Eyes.. Because the one who reads your eyes is always an expert in reading your Heart..!

6. We will open the book of 2027

We will open the new book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year's Day.

7. A Student Service Msg...!

A one-liner logic flip — if not there, then not here either. Classic student logic. If Class Is Not A Place To Sleep.. . . . . . .. . . . . . . Then Home Is Not A Place To Study. A Student Service Msg...!

8. A good teacher according to student

A good teacher according to students is 1 who : -Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week -Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier -Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments -Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students -Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They […]

9. Read this scary story if you dare

READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE. On a rainy day, an old man was standing with a book for sale. A young man came to buy. He bought the book for Rs.3000. Old man advised "DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU'll face problem" Man finished the book with great fear but […]

10. Ek Kutta subah se sham tak

A dog barking all day SMS that ends by turning the bark back on whoever's reading it. Ek Kutta subah se sham tak bhonkta raha bao baobaobao baobaobao bao baobaobao bao bao baobao... Vo to bechara kutta hai, tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?

11. Height of confidence

Height of confidence Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an airplane. After they sat. They were informed that the plane is made by their students. All of them ran and got out of plane exdcept one. People asked him the reason He said,"If it's made by my students it will not […]

12. Excitement in Examz!!!...

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20... Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) […]

13. Miss use of english

Misuse of English! A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard & said: "Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure":D

14. Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega

An encouraging Roman Urdu exam message reminding students that time is running out but two lines of reading are still better than none. Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega... Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega... Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo... Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??

15. Altered definitions of student life

This is Student Life Definitions Altered :D SPEED : Getting ready in 5 minutes SHARING : Whole class copying one assignment but in totally different way PRESENTATION SKILLS : Can present one answer in 5 different ways for 5 different questions :D EDITING : Your report contains atleast 5 pages less than the person from […]

16. Students Vs Teachers!

Students Vs Teachers :- When We are in Class. We Are Students. When they are in class They are Scholars. When v Correct our Writing its Overwriting. When they Correct their, its Correction, When v copy from Others, We are Cheaters, When they Copy they Quote When We don't do our work in time, We […]

17. Diary n a public book

Love is a diary that only 1 person writes but friendship is a public book where u study in library. So what do u prefer? A diary o a public book.

18. Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan

Punjabi verse about first love preserved in a dried flower found inside an old book, its scent still arriving through the pages. Koi pehle pehle pyar diyan gallan kinjh skda bhul sajjna, mainu aj v milan kitaba cho tere vallo bheje phul sajjna. Beshak ek phul murjhaye ne par mehak hai aundi yaadan cho. jindgi […]

19. Girls wont mind dating with monkeys

A cynical one-liner about money, trees, and who girls would date. "If Money Ever Grew On Trees Girl's Would'nt Mind Dating With Monkeys"

20. Made in Pakistan

A chain joke about a car improved by every country — with a Pakistani ending. Americans make a car & 2 get some touch ups They snd it 2 Japan & they add a faster engine Thn Japan sent it 2 UK Who then added tinted windows Who thn sent d car to China. They […]

21. Newton's 4th law

According to newton's 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

22. Full form of maths

Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students

23. New Year Expectations for This Morning

May Your Expectations In This New Year Morning Be Realized With Each And Everyday Of The Year. This Is To Wish You A Good Health That Will Maintain The Energy To Flip Your Wing While Soaring Into Greater Heights Towards Your Destiny.

24. Dard Ka Tajir...

A two-liner about someone who traded in pain — and now that merchant of sorrow has left the shop empty. Kon Tole Ga Hiroon Mein Ab Hamare Ansoo Faraz ? Woh Jo Ik Dard Ka Tajir Tha DukaN Choor Geya...

25. Pakistan ne jo atom bomb

Teacher's trick question about Pakistan's 'bomb' that India turned into a pencil; the students answer: Adnan Sami. Teachers: Bachon batao pakistan ne jo atom bomb india pe phenka tha aur India ne use pencil bana dia uska naam kia hay ? STUDENTS:- (ADNAN SAMI) :-p

26. One million copies of a new book sold

One million copies of a new book sold In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in title. "An idea,that can change ur wife'' While real word was(life).

27. Success of any relation

The secret of success in any Relationship lies In turning 0ne alphabet upside down- 'ME' To Be Turned Into 'WE' ... =)

28. Importance of thumb...

Importance of thumb... Children use it 4 chewing Illiterate people use it 4 sign Winners 4 victory . . AND . . My FANS use it 4 reading my messages . . . . . Oh....u toooo?

29. Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt...?

Question: Why most of the engineering students Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..? ? ? ? Answer: Smooth roads never make good drivers, Clear sky never makes good pilots & Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt, Never makes good engineers.

30. 10 marks in an exam

Question: "How to kill an ant?" Asked in an exam for 10 marks! Student: Mix chilli powder with sugar, & Keep it outside the ant's hole After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank. Push ant in to it! Now ant will go to dry itself near fire, When it reaches […]

31. Don't kill the students

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campus He wrote:- "Drive Carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the Teachers"

32. If you avoid 2 things

You Can Win Life By All Means If You Simply Avoid Two Things "Comparing" & "Expectation"

33. Difference between scientific theory and reality

The difference between scientific theory and reality is like the difference between reading the menu and eating dinner.