Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt...?

Question:
Why most of the engineering students
Can't clear all subjects in 1st attempt..?
?
?
?
Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.

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