1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?

Hindi Funny SMS

Playful boast about how eagerly awaited and treasured each of the sender's SMS messages supposedly are.

1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?
sb SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera 1 sms,
sub k Mob ki shan hota hay mera 1SMS,
Hr kisi k inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera 1 SMS...

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  1. Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai

    2. Claims you know nothing of sorrow or heartbreak — because you've always licked envelopes shut rather than sealing them with tears. Tumhain kia pata gum kia hai, Tumhain kia pata gum kisay kehtay hain, Tum kia jano gum kia chiz hai, Tum nay to hamesha . . . thook se hi envolope chipkaya hay :-) […]

  2. KOI TO HOTA....

    3. KOI TO HOTA.... mai jis k dil ki kitaab benta mai jis ki chahet ka khawab benta mai hijr k mosem ki lembi raaton mein yaad ben ker azaab benta KOI TO HOTA..... jo meri khawahish mein uthh ker raaton ko khoob rota dukhon ki chader lapeit ker hajoom_e_dunya se door hota mai rooth jata […]

  3. Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he

    4. A playful challenge — the sender doesn't expect a reply but wants to see exactly how far your stinginess goes. Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he, Tu kanjusi ker le teri taqat jahan tak he, SMS ki umeed hamain nahin aap se, Hamain to dekhna hai aap kanjus kahan tak hain. Just chill

  4. Saath chalne main jo maza hota

    5. Saath chalne main jo maza hota Woh humain bhi kabhi mila hota Yeh hi hasrat rahi hamari faqat Saath apne koi chala hota Hum bhatakte rahe the raahon mein koi rasta pata chala hota Thaam leta humain bhi barh ke koi Haath hum ko koi mila hota Hum ulajhte nahi zamane se Ek jo Humsafar […]

  5. Meri baat aur hai mai ne to mohabbat ki hai

    6. Tum mujhe bhool bhi jao to ye haq hai tumko Meri baat aur hai mai ne to mohabbat ki hai Tum agar aankh churao to ye haq hai tumko Meri baat aur hai mai ne to mohabbat ki hai Mere dil ki mere jazbaat ki qeemat kia hai Uljhe uljhe se khayalat ki qeemat kia […]

  6. Bachpan Ka Zamana Hota Tha

    7. Bachpan Ka Zamana Hota Tha, Khushio.N Ka Khazana Hota Tha. Chahat Chaand Ko Paane Ki, Dil Titli Ka Deewana Hota Tha. Rone Ki Wajha Na Hoti Thi, Hasne Ka Bahana Hota Tha. Khaber Na Thai Kuch Subho Ki, Na Shamo Ka Thikana Hota Tha. Daadi Ki Kahani Hoti Thi, Pariuon Ka Fasana Hota Tha. Daadi […]

  7. Izhar e muhabbat

    8. Tujhay izhar-e-mohabbat say agar nafrat hai, Tu nay hontoo ko larznay say too roka hota, bay niazi say, magar kanptey awaz k sath, Tu nay gabhra k mera naam na pocha hota, younhi be wajha bhataknay ki zarorat kiya thi, Dam-e-rukhsat mai, agar yaad na aaya hota, Hosla tujh ko na tha mujh say juda […]

  8. What happens, when lion roars 3 times ?

    9. Slow build-up asking what happens when a lion roars three times — the anticlimactic answer: Tom & Jerry starts on TV. Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ? * * * Batao kia hota hay ? * * * Nahin malum? * * * * Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru […]

  9. Yeh na thi hamari qismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota

    10. yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota ... ager or jeete rehte tu yehi intazar hota kahoon kiss se main k kia hai ... shab-e-ghum bori bala hai mujhe kia bora tha marna .. ager aek baar hota yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaa hota .. koei mere dil se poche tere teer […]

  10. Ya koi patthar dil insan na hota

    11. Kaash k usay chahnay ka Arman na hota, Main hosh main hote howay anjaan na hota, Yeh pyaar na hota kisi patthar dil se hamain, Ya koi patthar dil insan na hota

  11. Jab tak thokar na lagay bewafai ki

    12. Har dharkan mein ek raz hota hay, har baat ko batane ka ek andaz hota hai, jab tak thokar na lagay bewafai ki, har kisi ko apne pyar par naz hota hai.

  12. New mobile lia hay

    13. A boast about a new phone's impressive feature list — until the final line reveals none of them actually exist. Maine naya mobile liya hay jis me usb infrared blue tooth double camera touch screen mp3 player 8 GB memory kuch bhi nahin hay:p

  13. Kash banane wale ne mujhe kitab banaya hota.

    14. Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya hota. Woh parhty parhty so jati mujhy seenay say lagaya hota, Main ous k gum main rota or rota he jata. Os nay chupky say mujhy senay say lgaya hota. Os ko dastaan suna suna k thak sa giya. Kash uss nay b mujhy hal-a-dil sunya hota. Main […]

  14. Friendship gives our heart a lift

    15. Friendship Is A Treasured Gift That Gives Our Heart A Lift A Blessing We Just Cannot Do Without Because Friendship Is What Living Is All About ...

  15. Dil ki batoon ko to honton say nahin kehtay

    16. Phool khiltay hain baharon ka sama hota hay, Aisay mousam main tou pyaar javaan hota hay, Dil ki batoon ko to honton say nahin kehtay, Yeh afsana to nigahon say bayan hota hay....

  16. Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay

    17. Ashq bahay to ahsaas hota hay, Pyar k bina jeevan kitna udas hota hay, Umar ho teri sitaron jitni lambi, Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay.

  17. Har nazar ka milna inpyaar nahin hota...

    18. Har jaga baithna intizar nahi hota, Har khamoshi ka matlab inkar nahin hota, Nazrain to har aik say milti hain, Har nazar ka milna inpyaar nahin hota...

  18. Nazroon se jab nazar ka takrar hota hain

    19. When eyes meet, something starts — love is exactly this: a wound that laughs and a heart that cries. Nazroon se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai, har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai, dil rota hai zakham hastey hain, isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai...

  19. Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,

    20. Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai, jise chaho wahi apne se dur hota hai, Dil tutkar bikharta hai is kadar jaise koi kanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai.

  20. Doorie ho to phir AHSAS hota hai

    21. Doorie ho to phir "AHSAS" hota hai, "DOST" k bina jeevan "UDAAS" hota hai, "UMER" ho aap ki sitaron jitni lambi aisa "DOST" kahan aur kisi k "PAAS" hota hai

  21. Mera zikar na kerna...

    22. Dukh dard ke maaron se mera zikar na kerna... Ghar jao to yaaron se mera zikar na kerna... Woh zabt na ker payenge aankhon ke samandar... Tum raah guzaron se mera zikar na kerna... Phoolon ke nasheman mein raha hoon mein sada se... Dekho kabhi khaaron se mera zikar na kerna... Shayad ye andhere hi […]

  22. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

    23. A frog picks a fight with a Sardar about having no brain, then jumps into water — and the Sardar draws his own alarming conclusion about why. Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

  23. Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota

    24. Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota Har jaga rukna intazar nahin hota Yun to milti hein hazaron se nazrein Her nazar ka milna magar pyar nahin hota

  24. Agar zuban pey sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To

    25. Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota, Sharab kam thi to pani mila diya hota, Agar zuban pey sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha To, Muskura key sar hi hila diya hota..

  25. I wish this Ramadan

    26. I wish this Ramadan, you are gifted with blessings of Allah and many treasured moments of joy! Ramadan Mubarak!

  26. Jahan sawal k badlay sawal hota hay...

    27. Jahan sawal k badlay sawal hota hay... Wahin mohabbaton ka zawal hota hay. Kisi ko apna banana hunar hi sahih.... kisi ka bun k rehna kamaal hota hay..!

  27. Dosti ka asar zara dair say hota hay

    28. Kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hay, Dosti ka asar zara dair say hota hay, Aap ko lagta hai hum kuch nahin sochte ap k bare main. Per hamari her baat main aap ka hi ziker hota hai..

  28. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

    29. A funny friendship SMS sending a message on a stealth mission to a sleeping friend, ending with a cheeky demand to text back. Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana, Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana, Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana', Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

  29. Koi humara nahi hota

    30. Gives everything to everyone but nobody truly belongs to him — the loneliness of being for the world but claimed by no one. Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota, Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota. Koi dekhe to humari bebasi, Hum sabhi k ho jate hain Par koi humara nahi hota.

  30. Happy New Year Wishes for Husband

    31. For wives who want to tell their husband something real this New Year: a romantic line, a proper thank you for the year, or a dua for him. Romantic New Year messages for husband It's true we were made for each other.The time we have been together has proved this,and I thank God for having […]

  31. Woh subah ki thandak

    32. A morning SMS layering poetic sensory details — fresh air, towel scent, clean clothes — then: you wouldn't know any of this, only people who bathe do. Woh subah ki thandak, Woh toliye ki khushbu, Woh shamp ki bottle, Woh dhule howay kapron ka sakoon, . . . . . Tum kiya jano ye to […]

  32. Dil udaas hoota hay

    33. Roman Urdu verse about evening sadness and broken hopes, the beloved's memory sharpest when the moon moves near its stars. Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai Tute khwabon k siwa kuch na pas hota hai teri yad aise me boht aati hai chand jb apne sitaron k pas hota hai.!

  33. Har Ladki ko tera intezaar hai

    34. Funny Rakhi SMS revealing that all those girls waiting eagerly for the reader are not admirers — they want to tie a rakhi thread. Har Ladki tere liye bekarar hai, Har Ladki ko tera intezaar hai, Ye tera koi kamaal nahi, Kuch din baad “RAKSHA BANDHAN” ka tyohar hai!