Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he

Hindi Funny SMS

A playful challenge — the sender doesn't expect a reply but wants to see exactly how far your stinginess goes.

Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he,
Tu kanjusi ker le teri taqat jahan tak he,
SMS ki umeed hamain nahin aap se,
Hamain to dekhna hai aap kanjus kahan tak hain.
Just chill

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