Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he

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Mut poch sms ki inteha kahan tak he,
Tu kanjusi ker le teri taqat jahan tak he,
SMS ki umeed hamain nahin aap se,
Hamain to dekhna hai aap kanjus kahan tak hain.
Just chill

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  2. Kanch ka dil chupain kahan

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  4. Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay

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  5. Kahan tak sochon

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  6. Meri qismat zardari jaisi kahan?

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  7. 14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

    8. 1 pathan ne 1 buzrug se kuch pocha, Buzrug ne 2 thapar laga diye 1 admi ne pathan se pocha, tumne kia bola tha..?? Pathan:Maine sirf pocha k 14 August ki namaz kahan ho gi?

  8. Is anjaan duniya main aap kahan say aa gayai?

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  9. Yaar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?

    10. Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain? Sardar 2:Aasman par Pehla:Abay shit yaar Dosra: Kia howa? Pehla: main to darzi ko day aaya

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  11. Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai

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  12. Sab kuch milta hai is jahan mein Saquib

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  13. Car k indicators

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  14. Teri Zaat hi to GHAFOOR Hai..!

    15. ~ÂAEY RABÂ~ TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr, Ye Meri Nazr ka Qasoor Ha, TERI Rah Guzar Me Qadam Qadam, Kahein Arsh Ha, kahein Toor Ha! Ye Bja Ha MALIK-E-DO JAHAN, Meri Bandagi Me Qasoor Ha, Ye khata Ha Meri khata Mgr, TERA Nam B To GHAFOOR Ha, Ye Bta ma TUJH Se Miloon kahan, Mujhe […]

  15. Tu is tarha se meri zindagi main shamil hai

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  16. Shayud hamain hi dosti nibhana nahin aata...

    17. Na janay Q hamain ansu bahana nahin aata, Na janay kion haal-e-dil batana nahin aata, Kion sathi bichar jatay hain hamaisha hum se, Shayud hamain hi dosti nibhana nahin aata...

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    19. Nazar nawaz nazron main ji nahin lagta, Fiza gayai to baharon main ji nahin lagta, Na poch mujh say terey ghum main kia guzarti hay, yahi kahonga hazaron mein jee nahin lagta.

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    20. Suba jab bhi nikhar dekhna Sham jab bhi bahar dekhna Raat ko tanhai mein Tare jab bhi her baar dekhna Pyar ko sada abaad rakna Pyar ko Eid k lamhon me yaad rakhna

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    21. Badban khulnay say pehlay ka ishara dekhna Main samandar dekhta hoon tum kinara dekhna Yoon bicharna bhi buhat asan na tha tum sa magar Jatay jatay uska woh murd ker dobara dekhna.

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    22. Apnon k sitam hamsay bataye nahin jatay, Yeh hadsay woh hain jo samjhaye nahin jatay, Aik umer ki koshish say bhula di hay teri yaad, Laikin teri yaad k sayai nahin jaatay...

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