Baqi horain kahan hain ?

Hindi Funny SMS

A suicide bomber's device fails; he wakes up in hospital and asks the nurse where his promised houris are.

Khudkash bombar ne
bomb ka button dabaya lekin
dhamaka nahin huwa or wo behosh ho gaya.

Jab hospital me hosh aya
or Nurse ko dekha to bola,
Baqi horain kahan hain ?

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