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God ko miss call karna hai
1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: "Mobile hai kya ?"
Nurse boli - hai, lekin karega kya ?
Baccha: kuch khaas nahi,
sirf God ko Miss call karna hai....
ki mai zameen par paunch gaya.
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Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari, har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari, koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare, har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari
))))) ( c 'o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '==o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '===o ':.,-' ))))) ( c '=======o ':.,-' Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-)
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Laila n majnoo get tired of mobiles They decided 2 use pigeons, One day pigeon reached without letter, Angry Majnu asked laila what¢â‚¬â¢s this? Laila replied idiot it was a miss call.
Kaash dil ki hasrat poori ho jayai, Aap dain miss call or wo receive ho jayai, Sub bhoo ker kerain hum ghanton batain, Hoosh tub ayai jub aapka balance khatam ho jayai ;-)
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"Hum Ne Tumhain Zameen Main Ikhtiyarat k Saath Basaya Aur Tmhare Liye Yahan Saman-e-Zindagi Faraham Kia, Mgr Tum Log Kam Hi Shukar-Guzaar Hote Ho" (Surah Aaraf)
Teacher: agar 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge? Student: sir, asaan wale ap ne khud hal kar liye aur mushkil wala mere liye chor diya:p
1 pathan ko khali msg aaya Pathan ne usi mobile number per call ker k kaha ! ! ! ! Woy yaara! Tumko malum hay? tumhara mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gaya hy!
| | | | | | | | (|'.') | | | | |/|\ | | | | | ][ | | sirf 12, din sabar kar lo. Ramzan khatam hote hi chhoot jao gay ;-)
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Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:- 1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega. 2.SMS Muskura k Padhega. 3.Neeche Mat Padhna..- . . . . . Jo Kaam Mana Karo, bavkoof Woh Zaroor Karega.
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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
Ae insan zara soch wo kon sa waqt hote he jab Bhai Bhai ka nahi Beta Bap ka nahi Maa Beti ki nahi HOti? Jab SHADI haal me awaz aati he "Oye KHANA KHUL GAYA"
Buzrgon ka qual he ky. Ek akalmand se kuch der bat karna ek mahene tak ketab parhne se behtar he. Tu aaj kal me free hun aap jab chahen bat kar saktay hein.
AAJ KI 2 pyaari BAATEIN, 1/kisi ko chahtay ho to dil say chaho sirf zubaan say nahi, 2/agar kisi k 7 ghussa karna hay to sirf zubaan say karo dil say nahi,
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Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai.. Kyon ki..? Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti.. Â Â