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God ko miss call karna hai
A baby is born and immediately asks the nurse for a phone — to send God a missed call confirming safe arrival on earth.
1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: "Mobile hai kya ?"
Nurse boli - hai, lekin karega kya ?
Baccha: kuch khaas nahi,
sirf God ko Miss call karna hai....
ki mai zameen par paunch gaya.
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