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1. Beware of unknown number

Unknown No.1 Hi,Do u have a boyfriend? Girl:Yes.Who are you? It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk! Unknown No.2 Hi do you have a boyfriend? Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway? It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:( Girl:Sorry babe,I […]

2. Call a girl pretty or ugly

"Call A Girl Pretty & She Will Remember It For 5 Minutes..! Call A Girl Ugly & She Will Remember It Forever..!"

3. Can I make a call to my wife?

A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife? After making call he asked how much to pay. Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

4. When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer.

When u mix rice in milk u call it kheer. When u mix vinegar in milk u call it paneer.. When u mix a sweet person like me in ur life .. U call it takdeer. Miss you...

5. I call you my soulmate

My Dear, I've No Words Or Letters To Flow But When Holding The Pen Just Your Face Comes Through... In The Battle Of Life, I Didn't Have Even A Knife And Since I Had No Option Except To Go, I Walked And Walked Until I Met You To Tell About You There's No Words, I […]

6. If u have 1 father, call me

If u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers, miss call me. If i m your father, just ignore this message.

7. 5 seconds after ending a call

If People Could Hear The Next Five Seconds After I Hit End On A Call, I Would Have No Friends...

8. This was a missed call

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"

9. Always call ur loved ones

Always give a call to ur loved ones! No matter how busy u are... This will develop a sense of responsibility and care between u!

10. Plz call me, its urgent

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega

11. This horrible thing is what you call modern art

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

12. Missed call to ek bahana hai

Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

13. Sardar made a call to the airport

Sardar made a call to the airport. Asked,"How long is the journey from Punjab to America?" Receiptionist: "One second sir....". Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

14. Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD

Prayer is a free outgoing call to GOD, no network or battery problem, always good signal & all messages sent. Make prayer a habit and remember me in your prayer.

15. Sardar got job in a telenor call centre

Sardar got job in a telenor call centre. Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do? Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor & put warid sim. Thank you for calling ufone.

16. AM I CUTE? TEST call, if im cute

AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous

17. 2 get through this life, feel it, live it, face it

95 days after my birth, I knew who is my mom. 90 days after my first syllable, I knew what words are. 30 minutes after my loved one left me, I knew what tears are. 25 feet off from the ground over the cliff, I knew what it is to be alive. 20 days after […]

18. New sim to surprise her husband

Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, […]

19. I found Aladin's lamp today. :P

Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P . Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D . . Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. . Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-* . Did he do that ?? . Husband : He laughed and said multiplication […]

20. To the best wife ... Happy New Year

Happy New Year! To The Best, Wife, Mother, Lover And Friend. I Love You Honey And Don't You Ever Forget It.

21. Lovers sitting in a park

Lovers sitting in a park, boy tries to kiss the girl.. Girl says No dear not all this before marriage.. Boy: Don€™t worry darling €I am already married€.:p

22. I look at your picture and the problem disappears

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, […]

23. A girl & boy were sitting alone

A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.

24. Sending failed

girl: hi baby! :) boy: hi my lovely.. (sending failed) girl: are u there?? boy: yes ! yes i am here! (sending failed) girl: are u ignoring me or what ??? boy: honey im not.... im here.. (sending failed) girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again! boy: DAMN! go to hell […]

25. Husband at the bank

Wife called her husband Wife: honey where are you? Husband: I'm at the bank. Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry, 5000 to do my hair and 10,000 to buy a dress. Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river. Do you want fish to cook?

26. Wife said I'm dying

Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.." Husband: "Bloody English Language!

27. Scroll down if you hate me

Scroll dwn if u Hate me i dont beliv u're scrollin I Hate u 2 Hate u hate u STILL SCROLLING? . . . But after our fights I LOVE U HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN

28. Save girl friend number as low battery

I Have Saved My Girl Friend Number As "LOW BATTERY" So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around My Wife Plugs My Phone To The Charger :p

29. Husband wife watching an IPL match together

Husband wife watching an IPL match together: After 5 minutes: Wife: Is this Bret Lee? Husband: No, this is Chris Gayle, Bret Lee is a bowler. Wife: Okay, oh look, another wicket. Husband: No, this is just a replay of the last one. Wife: Hmm, looks like India is going to win this one. Husband: […]

30. Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

31. Attitude reloaded... ;-)

Attitude reloaded... ;-) GIRL: I hate you... :-l . . . . . . . BOY: What a co_incidence :-D

32. Purity of honey

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ? How do I know if it is pure honey ? Seller : give the dog some honey .. if the dog doesn't lick it, it is pure honey Buyer :what if the dog licks it ? Seller: so it is not a real dog.

33. We r just friends yar

Shakspear said, "A Boy & a Girl can never b Friends forever." Lincoln said, "Friendship is the starting step 4 wat we call Love." Wrdswrth said, "Proposing a Boy or a Girl for Friendship is nothing but indirectly saying, I LIKE U." Jackie Chan said, "Love is a everlasting Friendship." Michael Jackson said,"If 1 can […]