Dil k operation ko byepass kion kehtay hain?

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7. Kion ho ???

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11. KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI

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13. T.V kion nahin lay gaya ?

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14. Baby itna hi acha tha to kha kion gayai

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15. Aap ko goodnight kehne k liye jag rahe hain

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16. Taklu rooz saloon kion jata hay ?

Santa taklu He phir bhi roz saloon jata hay, Why ??? Kion k

17. Hum apko dekhne ki chahat rakhte hain

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18. Isi lie to jannat kehte hain

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19. Sirf tere liye hain

Meri mohabbat Meri wafain Meri duain Meri adain Meri yeh dolat Meri yeh shohrat Sirf tere liye hain, Sirf tere liye hain

20. Phool gir jate hain, jub ap ate ho

Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. Phool gir jate hain, Jab aap ate ho. . . . . . Andhe ho! Zara dhayan se hchala karo, Gamlon say kion takrate ho?

21. Baqi horain kahan hain ?

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22. Itni dair say dimagh kion kha rahi ho:p

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??

23. SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

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24. 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.

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25. kub yaad kartay hain ?

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27. Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain

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28. Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

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29. Yaad aate hain lifetime

Zindagi main log milte hain *EVERY TIME* Or ache lagte hain *SOME TIME* Dost bante hain *ONE TIME* Per yaad ate hain *LIFE TIME*

30. Airport per kharey hain 10 jahaz

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31. kuch din main kai baar kertay hain

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33. Hum to aap ko roz sms kartay hain

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