Dil k operation ko byepass kion kehtay hain?

Hindi Funny SMS

Wordplay on heart bypass surgery: BYPASS = PASS if it works, BYE if it doesn't.

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain?
Kion k
agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS
warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

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