Sheikh ki beti ka operation

Hindi Funny SMS

Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua
Doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai
Sheikh bola lao mujhay do
Doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay
Sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.

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