We were using duplicate key

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Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key

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  1. Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone

    2. Nobody is right till somebody is wrong... Nobody is weak till somebody is strong... Nobody is lucky till love comes along... Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone. Missing U!

  2. Chances of my recovering?

    3. A doctor's odd way of saying 100% recovery — with fatal statistics behind it. Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.

  3. Lips pe infection

    4. A woman tells her doctor her lips are infected — the doctor's diagnosis and his reasoning are both fairly unkind. Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

  4. When do you want to start?

    5. Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour. When do you want to start? New employee:In 3 months.

  5. Doctor advised to rest for 1 month

    6. Wife says the doctor prescribed rest in some foreign country; husband's immediate suggestion is to find another doctor. Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas

  6. A child after 3 month of marriage

    7. A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]

  7. Sardar Joined a new job

    8. Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"

  8. Sardar on phone:

    9. Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

  9. Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

    10. Munnabhai tells Circuit to fetch the neighbor's doctor because he's unwell. Circuit points out Munnabhai is a doctor. He knows — his own fees are too high. Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. […]

  10. Checking patient at home

    11. A sheikh invites a doctor to check a patient at home, but the real motive becomes clear once they arrive. Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay? Doctor:300 rs. Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab. Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai? Sheikh: […]

  11. Doctor suggested full body Xray

    12. Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"

  12. Good / bad news after wife accident

    13. A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? […]

  13. Your husband needs rest

    14. Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!!

  14. 1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab

    15. A fly visits the doctor after falling into tea — a Memon sucked on it so enthusiastically the fly is in a terrible state. 1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab thi wo doctor k paas gayai! Doctor: kiya howa? Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi ek "MEMON" nay choos choos ker bura haal ker […]

  15. A cute little smile 4 breakfast

    16. Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.

  16. Reports got mixed up

    17. Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up. We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma! husband: What should i do now? Doctor - Send her 4 jogging, if she returns, don't sleep with her!

  17. You will die within 2 hours

    18. Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

  18. Ek shayr doctor ki zubani:

    19. A doctor writes a verse about the awkward reality of working at the same hospital as his wife — he's required to call her 'Sister.' Ek sher doctor ki zubani: Hoon main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse wahan, Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai, mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha

  19. Proverb is not a proverb to u

    20. Nothing Ever Becomes Real Till It Is Experienced... Even a Proverb isn't a Proverb to You.. Till Your Life Has Illustrated it..! :-)

  20. Funny SEO Question & Answer by Wife & Husband

    21. Question: What did an SEO husband say to his wife after delivery of their twins? Answer: For the first time I am happy with duplicate content.

  21. How long will you be special to me?

    22. How long will you be special to me? As long as the stars twinkle in the sky, As long as angels are there up high, Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.

  22. How long shall we be friends?

    23. How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.

  23. Medical term for lazy

    24. The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do All the things around the House that he used to do. When the examination was Complete, He said: "now, doc, i can take It. Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain english," The doctor replied, "you're just lazy […]

  24. Aap ka aur apki bivi ka blood group aik hi hay

    25. A doctor's observation about matching blood groups prompts a Sardar husband to offer a very different explanation for how that happened. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group aik hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, Zarur hoga; 25 saalsey mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....

  25. Be a millionare within few months

    26. Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par dey de baba"

  26. Gaon mein clinic khol lon

    27. A doctor considers opening a clinic in a village, and his friend has a realistic concern about local graveyard capacity. Aik doctor apne dost se: "yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon. Dost:"tumhara khyal to naik hy magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai. :p"

  27. Dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!

    28. Boy recites lovesick symptoms to a girl; she tells him to see a doctor because those are dengue fever symptoms. Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai... . . Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

  28. Biwi ka khoon aik hi hai?

    29. A doctor asks a husband if he and his wife share the same blood type. Husband says of course — she's been drinking his for fifty years. Doctor ne admi se pucha … Kia aap ka aur aapki biwi ka khoon aik hi hai? Admi ne kaha.. Kiu nahi? Zarur hoga! Pachaas(50) saal se mera […]

  29. Cant lie till Z

    30. A : u r Active B : u r Best C : u r Cute D : u r my Dearest E : u r Excelant F : u r alwayz First G : u r Great Sorry cant lie till Z...

  30. When I came home in the rain

    31. When I came home in the rain, My Brother Asked: Why U Didn't take an Umbrella. Sister:(Advised) why didn't U wait till rain stopped. Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize. . Mother: while drying my Hair, said, "STUPID RAIN! couldn't it wait, till my child came home." Thats MAA (Mother)

  31. Mujhe sardar bana do

    32. Man asks to be made a sardar; doctor removes 90% of his brain by accident; man wakes up and speaks only in English. Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega Admi: OK Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia. Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar […]

  32. Pani dene se pehle boil...

    33. A doctor's simple advice to boil the baby's water before giving it leaves a Sardar genuinely worried about the child's survival. Doctor: Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiye ... Sardar: Lekin Janab Boil karne se bacha marr tou nahi jaye ga...

  33. Sheikh ki beti ka operation

    34. A sheikh asks for his kidney stones back after surgery and, when pressed, explains exactly why he'd want them. Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua Doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai Sheikh bola lao mujhay do Doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay Sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.