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1. Agar dada ashiq na hota

Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota, Apna bhi bank balance hota, Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p

2. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

3. Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota

Har laal rang RED nahin hota, Her murda DEAD nahin hota, Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai, Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota... MAD bolay to

4. Deepak mein agar noor na hota

deepak mein agar noor na hota tanha dil youn majboor na hota mein app ko "EID MUBARAK" kehne zaroor ata agar app ka ghar itna door na hota "EID MUBARAK"

5. 1 nazar se bhi pyar hota hai

Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega? ? ? ? ? ? 1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.

6. Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

7. Actors ka paisa haram hota hai

1 molvi film actor k pas masjid ka chanda mangne gaya.. Actor:ap log to kehte hain k hamara paisa haram hai Molvi:G, ap k paiso se ham "BATHROOM" banainge..:P

8. Dil udaas hoota hay

Sham hote hi ye dil udas hota hai Tute khwabon k siwa kuch na pas hota hai teri yad aise me boht aati hai chand jb apne sitaron k pas hota hai.!

9. Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho

Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho, kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho, kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho, nahi na, beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi hone se koi Hanuman nai hota.

10. Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se

Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se, Wah wah wah? arz kia he Itne kamzor ho gaye teri judai se, k 1 din machar hi utha le gaya charpai se

11. Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega

Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai Khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom:ice creame khaiyega? Beta: Na Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

12. Yeh sokha ander jata hay, aur gila bahir ata hay....

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai, aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai, Phele Chota Hota Hai, Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai, Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai, To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai, Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo, To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye, Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai, Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye, Es […]

13. Lips pe infection

Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai.

14. Judai ki kasak liye

Judai ki kasak liye teri yaad se jura aansoo har shab meri aankh se tapka hay guzry kal ki terha aaj ka din bhi tum bin udaas guzarta hay ... !!!

15. Baap, izzat se idhar aa!

Boy to father: ¢â‚¬Å“Baap idhar aa¢â‚¬Â. Mother:¢â‚¬ÂAise nahin bolte beta, Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai¢â‚¬Â Boy: ¢â‚¬Å“Baap, izzat se idhar aa!¢â‚¬Â.

16. Memon ka beta & girl friend

Memon ka beta apni girl friend k sath date maar ker ghar aaya to baap nay pocha, kitnay paisay kharch karey? Beta: Rs.50. Baap:itne saray kion?? Beta: us k paas itne hi thay.

17. Checking patient at home

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay? Doctor:300 rs. Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab. Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai? Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai, Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

18. Tera dost chor hay kia?

CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera saray chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

19. Doctor advised to rest for 1 month

Wife: suno ji doctor Ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai. Hum kahan jayen gay? Husband: doosray doctor k paas

20. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

21. What happens, when lion roars 3 times ?

Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ? * * * Batao kia hota hay ? * * * Nahin malum? * * * * Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..

22. Sardar ko neend na aye to kia kare?

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaey to kia kia jaey? 2nd Sardar:Neend ka intizar kernay se behtar hai k banda soo hi jaye:p

23. 1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab

1 makhi ki halat bohat kharab thi wo doctor k paas gayai! Doctor: kiya howa? Makhi: Bus chai main gir gayai thi ek "MEMON" nay choos choos ker bura haal ker dia

24. 1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?

1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu? sb SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera 1 sms, sub k Mob ki shan hota hay mera 1SMS, Hr kisi k inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera 1 SMS...

25. Ek shayr doctor ki zubani:

Ek sher doctor ki zubani: Hoon main doctor jahan, meri wife hai nurse wahan, Yeh kaisa zulm sehna parh raha hai, mujhe apni wife ko "SISTER" kehna parh raha

26. Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

27. Sheikh ki beti ka operation

Ek sheikh ki beti ka operation hua Doctor ne kaha pathri nikli hai Sheikh bola lao mujhay do Doctor ne kaha woh kya karo gay Sheikh bola itni mehngi mili hai bechoon ga.

28. Tera dost chor hai kya

CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

29. Larki ki maa mang lon:p

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay ghari dein tu suit mang lena. Scooter dein tu car mang lena, dokan dien tu ghar beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

30. Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi

Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi, Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi, Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi, Goodnight

31. Zindgi per kitab likhunga

Zindgi per kitab likhunga... Us mai sarey hisab likhunga.... Pyar ko waqt guzari lik kar..... Chahton ko azaab likhunga.., Hui barbad m0habbat kaisey.... Kaisey bikhry hain khuwab likhunga..... Apni khwahish ka tazkra kar k.... Naam tera jawab likhunga.... Teri ankhain sharab ki manind..... Tera chehra gulaab likhunga.... Mai tuj se judai ka sabab.... Apni kismat […]

32. Konsi chiz hawa main bhi urti hai aur bachay bhi daiti hai

Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain, hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain, Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

33. Teri sula ke lu?

teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir teri juka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri... photo kaise lu.