Dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!

Hindi Funny SMS

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai...
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

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    3. Jab khuda ne tujhe banaya hoga, ek aadha jaam to usne bhi lagaya hoga.. Aise hi nashili nahi teri aankhen, jaam ka kuch asar to tere mein bhi aaya hoga...

  3. Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy

    4. Banany wale ne ek DOST mere lia banaya hy, Jise aap k roop mein mainey paaya hay, Jo mere dil main aise samaya hy, Jaise purani haeli main "BHOOT" ka saaya hay

  4. Kash banane wale ne mujhe kitab banaya hota.

    5. Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya hota. Woh parhty parhty so jati mujhy seenay say lagaya hota, Main ous k gum main rota or rota he jata. Os nay chupky say mujhy senay say lgaya hota. Os ko dastaan suna suna k thak sa giya. Kash uss nay b mujhy hal-a-dil sunya hota. Main […]

  5. kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate,

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  6. Nazroon se jab nazar ka takrar hota hain

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  8. KOI TO HOTA....

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  9. Jaane kyun iss jahan mein aisa hota hai

    10. Jaane kyun iss jahan mein aisa hota hai, Khushi jise mile wohi Rota hai, Umar bhar saath nibha na sake jo, Jaane kyun Pyaar ussi se hota hai.

  10. Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay

    11. Ashq bahay to ahsaas hota hay, Pyar k bina jeevan kitna udas hota hay, Umar ho teri sitaron jitni lambi, Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay.

  11. Yeh na thi hamari qismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota

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  12. 1 nazar se bhi pyar hota hai

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  13. Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

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    17. Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aaasaaan Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

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    18. Zamin k paap chupanay ko gagan hota hai, Mann ka paap chupanay ko badan hota hai, Shayud mar ker bhi paap chupatay hain log, Esi liye har laash per kafan hota hai....

  18. Kab kaun kisi ka hota hai

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  19. Koi humara nahi hota

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  20. Ya koi patthar dil insan na hota

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  23. Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota

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