Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Hindi Exam SMS, Hindi Funny SMS

Student lament about an ocean of syllabus, a river of studying, and ending up with barely a handful of marks.

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

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  1. Samandar to samandar hai, kabhi bola nahin kertay

    2. Khamosh lehje mere hamdam kabhi bola nahin kertay, Dard-o-gham ko her kisi k samnay khola nahin kertay, Mohabbat to mohabbat hai, Bari anmol hoti hai, Mohabbat ko tarazu main kabhi tola nahin kertay, Mere khamosh rehne per koi ilzam mat dena, Samandar to samandar hai, kabhi bola nahin kertay,

  2. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

    3. Exam-season panic SMS: looking at the syllabus four days before the test feels like a song about change, but seeing the question paper confirms it's all unknown. Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya, Sab Kuch […]

  3. Balti bhar roh-e-afza

    4. A short punchline about Pappu's legendary thirst being taken too literally by someone with a very large container of Rooh Afza. Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU, Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH'AFZA bana diya...

  4. Aap samandar ki baat karate hai

    5. Kaun yaad rakhata hai naamko, Log to cheharon ko bhi bhul jaate hai, Aap samandar ki baat karate hai, Log to aankhon me bhi duub jaate hai !!!

  5. Saath chalne main jo maza hota

    6. Saath chalne main jo maza hota Woh humain bhi kabhi mila hota Yeh hi hasrat rahi hamari faqat Saath apne koi chala hota Hum bhatakte rahe the raahon mein koi rasta pata chala hota Thaam leta humain bhi barh ke koi Haath hum ko koi mila hota Hum ulajhte nahi zamane se Ek jo Humsafar […]

  6. Samandar k kinaray baitha kero

    7. An encouraging Roman Urdu morning message saying that even if fate stays fixed, at least a sea view will lift your spirits. Samandar k kinaray baitha kero, Koi na koi lehar tou ayegi, qismat na badli to kia howa, kam say kam...... Shakal hi dhul jaye gi (Good Morning)

  7. Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota

    8. Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota Har jaga rukna intazar nahin hota Yun to milti hein hazaron se nazrein Her nazar ka milna magar pyar nahin hota

  8. KOI TO HOTA....

    9. KOI TO HOTA.... mai jis k dil ki kitaab benta mai jis ki chahet ka khawab benta mai hijr k mosem ki lembi raaton mein yaad ben ker azaab benta KOI TO HOTA..... jo meri khawahish mein uthh ker raaton ko khoob rota dukhon ki chader lapeit ker hajoom_e_dunya se door hota mai rooth jata […]

  9. Khuwab ab raat bhar nahin aatay

    10. Dost dushman nazar nahin atay Ab to pather bhi ghar nahin atay Sub ko roona mera mazaq lagay Ashq aankhon main bhar nahin aatay Baap say pocho kia guzarti hai Baitiyon k jo bur nahin aatay Mujh say pocha yeh raat wehshat nay aaj kal aap ghar nahin aatay, Dosti ho gaye sitaron say, Khuwab […]

  10. Jaane kyun iss jahan mein aisa hota hai

    11. Jaane kyun iss jahan mein aisa hota hai, Khushi jise mile wohi Rota hai, Umar bhar saath nibha na sake jo, Jaane kyun Pyaar ussi se hota hai.

  11. Zindagi bhar ke liye tera sath Nibhana chahty hai

    12. Wants to be with this person for life, to lose himself in those eyes, to die loving them. Zindagi bhar ke liye tera sath Nibhana chahty hai Tumhaari in ankho mai sada ke liye bas jana chahty hai Chahty is dil ki, na jaane humse kaya kaya chahati hai Najar bhar tumhe dekh kar, Tum […]

  12. Bachpan Ka Zamana Hota Tha

    13. Bachpan Ka Zamana Hota Tha, Khushio.N Ka Khazana Hota Tha. Chahat Chaand Ko Paane Ki, Dil Titli Ka Deewana Hota Tha. Rone Ki Wajha Na Hoti Thi, Hasne Ka Bahana Hota Tha. Khaber Na Thai Kuch Subho Ki, Na Shamo Ka Thikana Hota Tha. Daadi Ki Kahani Hoti Thi, Pariuon Ka Fasana Hota Tha. Daadi […]

  13. Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam

    14. Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam , Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

  14. Tu qasam say umer bhar muskurao gay

    15. Yun ainon say kab tak dil behlao gay, Jab andhera hoga khud ko tanha paogay, Hum jesa koi dost rahey agar tumhare sath, Tu qasam say umer bhar muskurao gay..

  15. Ya koi patthar dil insan na hota

    16. Kaash k usay chahnay ka Arman na hota, Main hosh main hote howay anjaan na hota, Yeh pyaar na hota kisi patthar dil se hamain, Ya koi patthar dil insan na hota

  16. Bandhan umar bhar nibhane ka

    17. A poetic Roman Urdu portrait of friendship as a lifelong breath — the secret behind every smile and the bond that outlasts everything else. Dosti naam hy sukh Dukh ki kahani ka Dosti raaz hy sada Muskurane ka Ye pal do pal ki Pehchaan nahi Dosti tou bandhan hay Umar bhar nibhane ka

  17. Yeh na thi hamari qismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota

    18. yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaar hota ... ager or jeete rehte tu yehi intazar hota kahoon kiss se main k kia hai ... shab-e-ghum bori bala hai mujhe kia bora tha marna .. ager aek baar hota yeh na thi humari kismat k wisaal-e-yaa hota .. koei mere dil se poche tere teer […]

  18. Pyar to pal bhar main ho jaata hay

    19. Kisi ko apna bananay main dair lagti hay, Aik wada nibhanay main dair lagti hay, Pyar to pal bhar main ho jaata hay, Magar usay bhulanay main dai lagti hay....

  19. Doorie ho to phir AHSAS hota hai

    20. Doorie ho to phir "AHSAS" hota hai, "DOST" k bina jeevan "UDAAS" hota hai, "UMER" ho aap ki sitaron jitni lambi aisa "DOST" kahan aur kisi k "PAAS" hota hai

  20. Sardar ka dimagh nahi hota

    21. A frog picks a fight with a Sardar about having no brain, then jumps into water — and the Sardar draws his own alarming conclusion about why. Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota. Sardar: Hota hay. FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water) Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

  21. Koi humara nahi hota

    22. Gives everything to everyone but nobody truly belongs to him — the loneliness of being for the world but claimed by no one. Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota, Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota. Koi dekhe to humari bebasi, Hum sabhi k ho jate hain Par koi humara nahi hota.

  22. Har nazar ka milna inpyaar nahin hota...

    23. Har jaga baithna intizar nahi hota, Har khamoshi ka matlab inkar nahin hota, Nazrain to har aik say milti hain, Har nazar ka milna inpyaar nahin hota...

  23. aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain

    24. Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain, duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain, sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain

  24. Nazroon se jab nazar ka takrar hota hain

    25. When eyes meet, something starts — love is exactly this: a wound that laughs and a heart that cries. Nazroon se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai, har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai, dil rota hai zakham hastey hain, isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai...

  25. Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai,

    26. Ulfat ka aksar yehi dastur hota hai, jise chaho wahi apne se dur hota hai, Dil tutkar bikharta hai is kadar jaise koi kanch ka khilona chur-chur hota hai.

  26. Kash banane wale ne mujhe kitab banaya hota.

    27. Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya hota. Woh parhty parhty so jati mujhy seenay say lagaya hota, Main ous k gum main rota or rota he jata. Os nay chupky say mujhy senay say lgaya hota. Os ko dastaan suna suna k thak sa giya. Kash uss nay b mujhy hal-a-dil sunya hota. Main […]

  27. Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay

    28. Ashq bahay to ahsaas hota hay, Pyar k bina jeevan kitna udas hota hay, Umar ho teri sitaron jitni lambi, Aisa DOST kahan har kisi ke paas hota hay.

  28. har laash per kafan hota hai....

    29. Zamin k paap chupanay ko gagan hota hai, Mann ka paap chupanay ko badan hota hai, Shayud mar ker bhi paap chupatay hain log, Esi liye har laash per kafan hota hai....

  29. Dosti ka asar zara dair say hota hay

    30. Kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hay, Dosti ka asar zara dair say hota hay, Aap ko lagta hai hum kuch nahin sochte ap k bare main. Per hamari her baat main aap ka hi ziker hota hai..

  30. Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain

    31. Urdu poem asking a fair question: among friends who are forgotten and friends who are remembered, where do you fall? Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain kuch dost pal-pal yad aatey hain hum apse yahi puchna chahte hain k dosto ki is qataar me hum kahan aatey hain

  31. Falak pey ek aashiyana hamara hota

    32. Kaash main chand tuu taara hota, Falak pey ek aashiyana hamara hota, Sub tujhey door bohut door sey daikha kertay, Par tujhey milnay ka haq sirf hamara hota...

  32. Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai

    33. Mohhabat Ka ghum hota bohut Hai, K ab Ye Lafz Bhi Ruswa bohut Hai, Udasi Ka Sabab Main Kiya Bataon? Gali Kochon Mein sannata bohut Hai, Na milne Ki qasam Kha K Bhi Main Ne, Tujhe Har Raah Mein dhunda bohut Hai, Ye Aankhein Aur Kiya Dekhein Kisi Ko, Inn Aankhon Ne tujhe Dekha bohut […]

  33. Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota

    34. Roman Urdu SMS turning MAD into a complimentary acronym (Most Attractive Dost), reframing an apparent insult as a sincere observation about uniqueness. Har laal rang RED nahin hota, Her murda DEAD nahin hota, Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai, Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota... MAD bolay to