Balti bhar roh-e-afza

Hindi Funny SMS

A short punchline about Pappu's legendary thirst being taken too literally by someone with a very large container of Rooh Afza.

Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bhar k us zalim ne ROH'AFZA bana diya...

Related SMS

  1. aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain

    2. Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain, duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain, sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki dosti mangte hain

  2. Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain

    3. Urdu poem asking a fair question: among friends who are forgotten and friends who are remembered, where do you fall? Kuch dost pal bhar me bhula diye jate hain kuch dost pal-pal yad aatey hain hum apse yahi puchna chahte hain k dosto ki is qataar me hum kahan aatey hain

  3. Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

    4. Student lament about an ocean of syllabus, a river of studying, and ending up with barely a handful of marks. Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

  4. Pyar to pal bhar main ho jaata hay

    5. Kisi ko apna bananay main dair lagti hay, Aik wada nibhanay main dair lagti hay, Pyar to pal bhar main ho jaata hay, Magar usay bhulanay main dai lagti hay....

  5. Tu qasam say umer bhar muskurao gay

    6. Yun ainon say kab tak dil behlao gay, Jab andhera hoga khud ko tanha paogay, Hum jesa koi dost rahey agar tumhare sath, Tu qasam say umer bhar muskurao gay..

  6. Bandhan umar bhar nibhane ka

    7. A poetic Roman Urdu portrait of friendship as a lifelong breath — the secret behind every smile and the bond that outlasts everything else. Dosti naam hy sukh Dukh ki kahani ka Dosti raaz hy sada Muskurane ka Ye pal do pal ki Pehchaan nahi Dosti tou bandhan hay Umar bhar nibhane ka

  7. Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam

    8. Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam , Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam

  8. Khuwab ab raat bhar nahin aatay

    9. Dost dushman nazar nahin atay Ab to pather bhi ghar nahin atay Sub ko roona mera mazaq lagay Ashq aankhon main bhar nahin aatay Baap say pocho kia guzarti hai Baitiyon k jo bur nahin aatay Mujh say pocha yeh raat wehshat nay aaj kal aap ghar nahin aatay, Dosti ho gaye sitaron say, Khuwab […]

  9. Zindagi bhar ke liye tera sath Nibhana chahty hai

    10. Wants to be with this person for life, to lose himself in those eyes, to die loving them. Zindagi bhar ke liye tera sath Nibhana chahty hai Tumhaari in ankho mai sada ke liye bas jana chahty hai Chahty is dil ki, na jaane humse kaya kaya chahati hai Najar bhar tumhe dekh kar, Tum […]

  10. one girl asked to pappu

    11. 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar […]

  11. Pappu ullu ka patha hai

    12. Grammar class joke: teacher asks what 'Pappu' is in the sentence about Pappu not talking to girls — a student nails the insult. Grammar Teacher! Pappu larkion say bat nahin kerta hai, Batao is sentence mai pappu kia hai? Student:Sir, pappu ullu ka patha hai

  12. Door kahin ek basti thi

    13. A short folk tale about a village of laughing witches — ending with the punchline that the receiver clearly grew up there. Door kahin ek basti thi, Wahan churailain basti thein, Un k andar bari masti thi, Jab dekho wo hansti thin, Tum jo itna hansti ho, Usi basti ki lagti ho ;-)

  13. To ye unka personal problem hay

    14. A deliberately tangled web of who likes whom in a friend group — concludes it's all their personal problem; why are you wasting your brain? Pappu pinko ko pasand karta hay aur Pinki Pappu k bhai ko Jab k pappu k bhai ko Pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur Pinki ki behan ko Pappu […]

  14. Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay,

    15. A short punchline about the one thing that reliably makes Pakistanis happy every two hours, even if only briefly. Pakistan ek aisa mulk hay, Jis k log har 2 ghante k baad khush hote hain, Pata hay kub..??? ? ? ? "Jub light aati hay."

  15. Guddu gana ga raha tha

    16. Guddu sings a song about the sky above him — Pappu beats him up because Aasma happens to be his sister's name. Guddu gana ga raha tha, "aaj main ooper Aasma neechay" To Pappu nay Guddo ko bohut maara, Bhala kion??? kion k Aasma pappu ki behan thi. hehe:p

  16. Us nay kaha kon ho Tum?

    17. Us nay kaha kon ho Tum? Main nay kaha Hasrat Tumari Us nay kaha Taktey ho kya? Main nay kaha Surat Tumhari Us ne kaha kartey ho kya? Main nay kaha Pooja Tumhari Us nay kaha Kaafir ho kya? Main nay kaha aisa hi sahi Us nay kaha chatey ho kya? Main nay kaha Mohabbat […]

  17. Not every flower can represent love

    18. Not every flower represents love, not every tree survives thirst — and apparently not every monkey can read an SMS. Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did it! Enjoy your day, […]

  18. Chalaan kaat dia

    19. Pappu's innocent face went unnoticed by the traffic cop — who just issued a fine anyway without a second thought. Us ne aik pal bhi meri masomiat na daikhi pappu . . . . . . Bus pakra aur 250 ka chalaan kaat dia:(

  19. 1 kabootar

    20. A pigeon flies up and up until it's completely out of sight, and that's the whole story — go back to work. 1 Kabootar Itna Ura Itna ura itna ura Bohut upar gaya, Itna itna bus ab nazar nahin aa raha apna kaam karo, kal dhondain gay

  20. us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari

    21. us ne poocha kon ho tum main nay kaha hasrat tumhari us ne kaha dekhtay kia ho main nay kaha soorat tumhari us ne kaha karte ho kia main nay kaha ibadat tumhari us ne kaha kafir ho kia main nay kaha ye hi sahi us ne kaha chahtey ho kia main nay kaha muhabbat […]

  21. Jaa tu mera bhai hai

    22. A romantic approach that gets shut down the moment money comes up — no money means instant 'bhai' (brother) status. Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.

  22. tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile,

    23. A short revenge curse in Roman Urdu: the punchline is wishing the person severe stomach trouble with nowhere to go. tumhare diay huy gham ki tumhain aisi saza mile, tumko (motion) lagain aur tumko karne ki kahee jaga na mile..

  23. Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai....

    24. A backhanded compliment: God spent extra time creating you, which — as the punchline reveals — is exactly what happens with pointless things. Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai.... "simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain".

  24. Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai

    25. Traces what love means depending on who it's for — parents, siblings, wife — then lands on the wife version: Chunnu, Munnu, Guddu, Pappu. Yeh Pyar b na Ajeeb Cheez hai Maa se ho to Ibadat Baap se ho to Muqaddas Bhai se ho to Aqeedat Behn se ho to Farz Aur BV se ho […]

  25. Muhabbat zinda rehti hai

    26. Musafir to bichertay hain rifakat kab badlti hai.. Muhabbat zinda rehti hai Muhabbat kab badlti hai kali ka phool ban'na aur bikhar jana mukaddar hai.. Yehi qanoon-e-fitrat hai aur fitrat kab badlti hai Jo DiL me bas jaye aur aankhon me simat aye Alamat hai ye Chahat ki aur Chahat kab badlti hai Tumhi ko […]

  26. Hounto Pe Hunsi Dekh Li

    27. Hounto Pe Hunsi Dekh Li Dil k Ander Nahe Dekha, Aap Ne Mere Gahmoo ka Samounder Nahe Dekha, Kitne khoub Sourat H ye Duniya ye Dekha h Aap Ne, JE JE k Marney Waloh ka Manzer Nahe Dekha, SHeeSHAY ka Makaan Tu Ne Bana to Liya H Dost, Laiken waqt k Hath ka Pahter Nahe […]

  27. Aqal kia hoti hai?

    28. Sky and ocean each offer a grand definition of intelligence, and the recipient's response to the question proves they have none of it. Main nay pocha AQAL kia hoti hai? Aasman ne kaha: Bohut buland hoti hai Sagar ne kaha: bohut gehri hoti hai, Aap ne kaha: AQAL Hain, woh kia hoti hai? :-)

  28. Aaj Tak Nahin Kaha Aapse

    29. Teri Tishnagi Mein Choor Hain Hum, Aaj Tak Nahin Kaha Aapse To Ye Mat Samajhna Maghroor Hain Hum, Ho Na Jao Aap Door Humse Bas Isi Baat Ko Lekar Majboor Hain Hum

  29. Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha

    30. A playful friendship SMS asking where you would go when the sky needs sleep and the sea needs hiding — the answer is always your best friend. Asman ko neend aye to sulao kaha, dharti ko moot aye to dafnao kaha, sagar main leher uthe to chupao kaha, ap jese dost ki yaad aye to […]

  30. Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?

    31. A trick question SMS that slowly coaxes you into checking your own head for horns, then delivers the punchline about donkeys. Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain? no r u sure? plz check again. no? ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay:p

  31. Hum to pagal hain

    32. Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain Hum jo kehtey hain kar bhi saktey hain Aap jo roothey to itna bhi na soocha Hum to pagal hain mar bhi saktey hain

  32. kub yaad kartay hain ?

    33. Roman Urdu verse about wanting others' happiness while sitting in wait, wondering when the person being thought of will send a message. Sab Ki Khushi Ki chah Karte Hain, Bas Hum Itna Sa Gunah Karte Hain, Aaj Phir Aap K Sms K Intezar Mein Bethe Hain, Dekhna hai Kab Aap Hamein "YAAD" Karte Hain...

  33. Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do

    34. Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do, Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do, Meri zaat par faqat itna ehsan kar do, Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.