Chalaan kaat dia

Hindi Funny SMS

Pappu's innocent face went unnoticed by the traffic cop — who just issued a fine anyway without a second thought.

Us ne aik pal bhi meri masomiat na daikhi pappu
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Bus pakra aur 250 ka chalaan kaat dia:(

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