Always keep ur pic in ur pocket

Misc SMS Jokes

Tip of the day:
Always keep ur pic in ur pocket, u know y?
Whenever u face any problem
just c ur pic & say 3 times,
"if I can face this, I can face anything"

Related SMS

  1. Give me a pocket full of money

    2. Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p

  2. Larka: aik larki ko chairte huwe

    3. A boy's romantic invitation gets a very literal response from the girl, and he has to clarify the difference between a heart and a mosque. Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao. Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

  3. Apun bole tu charon taraf chand

    4. A funny Bambaiya Roman Urdu good night with a moonlit backdrop and street-style swagger, sending you off to sleep in style. Apun bole tuCharo taraf chand fekrela hai light, bole to hogai hai night,bandKarne ka tube light,aur soney ka tight bole to bye good night

  4. Come,, well soon

    5. I feel so alive when I am with you. But now that you’re not feeling well, I’m missing you bad and I’m thinking about those times that we’re happy together. I am longing to see those lively smiling face of yours. Get well soon,

  5. Forget the times ...

    6. For when someone has to let go and move on to just being friends. A gentle push to start seeing things differently. Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name, Remember now your not the same. Forget the times he held your hand, […]

  6. 10 Marvellous Quotations..!!

    7. 10 Marvellous Quotations..!! 1. I am a great believer in luck, and i find that the harder i work, the more i have of it! 2. Whenever you fall, pick something up! 3. No one can climb the ladder of success, with both hands in the pocket! 4. I am a slow walker but i […]

  7. Thats a lucky match stick

    8. Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match box, but it didnt light. He tried another, It didnt light too. The third one finally lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. “What for did you put that match in your […]

  8. A Man's Feeling about mobile

    9. A man's feeling . . . It feels like a mini heart attack when i dont find my mobile in my pocket & Its almost like heart fail when i see it in my girlfriend's hand !

  9. Hug from me to say don't worry

    10. Life is a bug at times For those times and always Here's a HUG from Me to say Don't worry Be happy on this Hug Day!

  10. Pathan's wife bought sweater

    11. Pathan's wife bought a Beautiful sweater for her husband... She sent it to him by parcel Along with a note ... That said "the buttons of d sweater r removed Since they were too heavy & added To the postage. U'll find 'em In d right hand pocket of the sweater"

  11. Subzi Mandi ki tarha

    12. A friend's face described feature by feature in vegetable terms — lips like okra, cheeks like tomato, the whole face like cauliflower. Lips Bhindi ki tarha, Gaal Tamatar ki tarha, Eyes Matar ki tarha, Poora Face Gobih ki tarha, Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya, Wo bhi Subzi Mandi ki tarha!!!

  12. I am around

    13. There are some times that we need to know that people care about us. This is one of those times, and I happen to be one of those people. Hope you feel better soon.

  13. Cheer up

    14. A get well soon message from someone who came to cheer you up and put a smile on your face. I know being sick is awful. So here I am to cheer you up and put some smile on your face. Please take care and get well soon.

  14. Hearts beat 72 times a min

    15. Hearts beat 72 times a min, Even if ur heart beats only once a min, U'll stil live coz 71 times my heart beats 4u.. Good Morning & Have a good day.

  15. FEELiNG is a painting never spoil it

    16. Treats feelings, face, love and friendship like four things you should never break or fake. "FEELiNG"is a painting never spoil it "FACE"is a book try to read it "LOVE" is precious be ready to sacrifice for it "FRiENDSHiP" is a mirror never"break" it.

  16. Many smiling moments in ur life

    17. A smile that starts on the lips, reaches the eyes, and glows on the face. Wishing you that kind of moment today. Smile is completed When It begins with you Lips, Reflects in your Eyes, & Ends with a glow on your Face I Wish U many many Smiling Moments in ur life.

  17. Excellent & Positive Description of "Who is a MAN?"

    18. Who is a MAN? A man is a beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising at a very tender age. He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister. He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents face. He spends his entire pocket money on buying gifts for the lady he loves just […]

  18. Statistics of Quran-e-Pak

    19. Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran, Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats, Quran-e-Pak was completed in 22 years, 5 months & 14 days. The name of Allah is 2584 times in Quran-e-Pak, Qurn-e-Pak has translated in 103 languages in the world, 4 Names of masjids r mentioned in Quran-e-Pak […]

  19. Reason for that smile is nothing

    20. Definition of "nothing"..... Time doesn't wait for you or me.. Days pass 'n year change, You miss me.. I miss you, You moved away with your loved ones, Your life changes, Friends change, People change, But your heart has Those precious moments engraved in it If you want it or not, They are always their, […]

  20. Most and least romantic rhymes

    21. A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line & the Least Romantic 2nd Line There's d Winning Rhymes My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot […]

  21. Roshan roshan din ho sara

    22. Warm Roman Urdu Eid greeting wishing a bright, joyful day and a pocket full of happiness from morning to night. Roshan roshan din ho sara, roshan tar ho raat Har jaib say ho eid kay din, khushion ki barsaat EID Mubarak

  22. I opened my wallet

    23. I opened my wallet, found it empty, searched my pocket & found few coins, searched my heart & i found u, then i realised how rich i'm 2 hav U...

  23. Great words from Shakespear

    24. Not handsome but always ready to give a hand. Real beauty lives in the heart, not the face. Great words from Shakespear: I'm Not "HANDSOME" But I Can Give My "HAND" To "SOME" One Who Needs Help. Beauty Is In Heart,Not In Face...!

  24. Itna Daraowna khuwab?

    25. A chain of romantic images — heart, pain, dream, face — that ends in horror when the face in the dream turns out to be yours. Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me yaqin, Yaqin me khyal, Khayal me khwab, Khuwab me tasvir Tasvir me sirf ap! Itna Darawna khuwab? Baap re Baap

  25. By face how do i look?

    26. By face how do i look? Innocent! Sharp! Proud! Full of attitude! Decent! Illmanerd! Funny! Cute! Zidi! Pretty! Send it 2 all ur frndz , n c wat they think abt u..But reply me 1st!

  26. Who is a Dost?

    27. A lighthearted Roman Urdu breakdown of a real friend — one who shows up uninvited, drains your pocket, and still never leaves your side. Who is a Dost? Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye, Bevajah sar khaye, Jeb khali karwaye, Kabhi sataye, Kabhi rulaye, Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

  27. Principal shock, student rocks

    28. Principal : I tried ur number so many times, it said switched off...! STUDENT said :''ya. it's my CALLER TUNE" Principal shock...! Student rocks....! B-)

  28. 1 Choor Sardar ka mobile lay ker bhag gaya

    29. A thief steals a Sardar's phone and runs — Sardar laughs, because the charger is still in his pocket and he knows exactly what that means. Ek chor sardar ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya sardar hasne laga dost: woh tumhara mobile lekar bhaga aur tum has rahe ho. Sardar: bhagne do charger to mere […]

  29. 6 truths of life

    30. 6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid […]

  30. Who do you like?

    31. He: Who do u like?? She: No one!! He: OH. Who do u like?? She: No one!! He: Who do u like? She: How many times are u gonna ask that? He: As many as it takes you to say my name. :)

  31. I found Aladin's lamp today. :P

    32. Husband : I found Aladin's lamp today. :P . Wife : wow, what did u ask for darling ?? :D . . Husband : I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. . Wife : oh..darling..luv u so much.. :-* . Did he do that ?? . Husband : He laughed and said multiplication […]

  32. Hug Day is not how long u've been together

    33. Hug Day is not how long u've been together; not how much u've given or receive; Not how many times u've helped each other - It's how u value each other.

  33. Changing/Facing the Change

    34. Changing your face changes nothing. Facing what's changing changes everything. "changing the face" can change nothing .. but "facing the change" can change everything..!!!!